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Karl the weird Brit crush?

Postby Paute » Tue 12 Oct, 2010 6:38 pm

Ladies, who is your ‘weird’ Brit crush?
Heat Magazine is doing a an online poll for their 2010 “Weird Crush.” The list includes such notable and varied names as Hugh Laurie, Matt Smith, Benedict Cumberbatch, David Mitchell, James Corden, Simon Cowell, Chris Moyles and Karl Pilkington.
What’s most notable about this poll is that, frankly, what is weird to them is the most attractive to me. I have not yet met a woman who does not think Laurie is hot. Cumberbatch is likewise attractive in a very curmudgeonly sense, although I tend more toward Dylan Moran, which possibly explains why I remain single. And don’t even get me started on Mitchell. The inclusion of him, Alexander Armstrong, Russell Howard, Corden, and Jason Manford, amongst other comics, shows that women really like guys who make them laugh.
In any case, this is definitely a list to indulge your guilty pleasures in. And if you lust after David Cameron or Nick Clegg (Ed Miliband didn’t make the list) you’re in luck. Or Derren Brown. Or the guy in the Go Compare ads, the inclusion of which didn’t get a wonderful response on my British TV Twitter list. But different strokes for different folks.
So for the women around here, who didn’t make the list that you could consider to be your “weird” British celebrity crush?

http://www.anglotopia.net/british-identity/ladies-who-is-your-weird-brit-crush/
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Re: Karl the weird Brit crush?

Postby Stantza » Tue 12 Oct, 2010 7:43 pm

WEIRD CRUSH 2010: The Shortlist

Benedict Cumberbatch - who?

David Cameron - yeah weird

David Mitchell - sort of weird

Derren Brown - nah, I get why he's attractive

Gio Compario (Go Compare man) - no f**king way. Just no way.

Hugh Laurie - totally not weird!

James Corden - weird

Jason Manford - not that weird

Matt Smith - weird face

Michael Cera - awww god. Not weird.

Nick Clegg - Erm...actually...not weird...ewww yes i just said it

Russell Howard - weird crush definitely

Peter Jones - not weird.

Simon Cowell - weird

Gordon Ramsay - not weird. Just wrinkly.

Professor Green - weird

Example - who?

John Torode - way weird

Greg Wallace - who yet again?

Karl Pilkington - weird innit? BUT HE MUST WIN! Vote for him here: http://www.heatworld.com/Fun-Stuff/2010 ... shortlist/

Chris Moyles - beyond weird crush. Bleugh.

Shane Ritchie - no i get it

Alexander Armstrong - no idea who this is - again

Jay from The Inbetweeners - don't watch it

Kevin McCloud - and again who?

Vote for Karl!
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Re: Karl the weird Brit crush?

Postby Derek » Tue 12 Oct, 2010 7:47 pm

Stantza wrote:Nick Clegg - Erm...actually...not weird...ewww yes i just said it

I was just about to brand you as an awful racist, but I was thinking of Nick Griffin.
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Re: Karl the weird Brit crush?

Postby Robyn » Tue 12 Oct, 2010 7:49 pm

Russell Howard's not weird. Blondish, nerdy type from bristol....wait.
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Re: Karl the weird Brit crush?

Postby Stantza » Tue 12 Oct, 2010 7:55 pm

Something I forgot to add to my post:

How come Smerch isn't on here?! Don't get me wrong, he's lush, but wouldn't he be considered a weird crush?

Hey Robyn, I've been refreshing the front page of your blog ALL DAY for some more Smerch. No pressure darling. :)
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Re: Karl the weird Brit crush?

Postby Stantza » Tue 12 Oct, 2010 7:57 pm

Derek wrote:
Stantza wrote:Nick Clegg - Erm...actually...not weird...ewww yes i just said it

I was just about to brand you as an awful racist, but I was thinking of Nick Griffin.


OMG! I know I have...let's say some alternative taste...but Nick Griffin?? Never. Ever.
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Re: Karl the weird Brit crush?

Postby shane140 » Tue 12 Oct, 2010 9:06 pm

lol, looks like Steve's got some competition in the "unlikely lust object" department.
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Re: Karl the weird Brit crush?

Postby LoveSmerch » Tue 12 Oct, 2010 9:17 pm

Stantza wrote:Something I forgot to add to my post:

How come Smerch isn't on here?! Don't get me wrong, he's lush, but wouldn't he be considered a weird crush?

Hey Robyn, I've been refreshing the front page of your blog ALL DAY for some more Smerch. No pressure darling. :)


He's not 'weird' anymore. Not that he has ever been weird. And I've got a lot of smerch on my blog, if you need a fix :)
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Re: Karl the weird Brit crush?

Postby Robyn » Tue 12 Oct, 2010 9:20 pm

LoveSmerch wrote:I've got a lot of smerch on my blog, if you need a fix :)


This. But I did update with a nice candid shot for ya ;).
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Re: Karl the weird Brit crush?

Postby Stantza » Tue 12 Oct, 2010 10:39 pm

Lovely job, cheers Robyn. :)

Actually to tell the truth I've already been through all 52 pages of your blog....i admit it :)

And LoveSmerch yours is next.
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Re: Karl the weird Brit crush?

Postby LoveSmerch » Tue 12 Oct, 2010 10:51 pm

Stantza wrote:Lovely job, cheers Robyn. :)

Actually to tell the truth I've already been through all 52 pages of your blog....i admit it :)

And LoveSmerch yours is next.


Good to know :)

Btw, everybody should vote for Karl :) I was relieve to see that none of the Top Gear lads where on the list. But to be honest, Jeremy and James have won in the past - so it didn't put me in an awkward position :)

The dream is that they're gonna do a podcast to celebrate if he wins, innit?
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Re: Karl the weird Brit crush?

Postby Rickydiculous » Tue 12 Oct, 2010 11:42 pm

I voted for Karl. He doesn't look half bad with a bit of scruff and that green hat on:

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I think Ricky's right, when he's clean shaven his head looks so much rounder.
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Re: Karl the weird Brit crush?

Postby beat oven » Tue 12 Oct, 2010 11:55 pm

I like how James Buckley is listed as 'Jay from The Inbetweeners'... but yeah the K man needs to win.
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Re: Karl the weird Brit crush?

Postby ike » Wed 13 Oct, 2010 12:33 am

Robyn. wrote:Russell Howard's not weird. Blondish, nerdy type from bristol....wait.

I see where you're going there.
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Re: Karl the weird Brit crush?

Postby Robyn » Wed 13 Oct, 2010 12:48 am

noms. I love me scruff.

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