05 October 2002
5 October 2002 Karl is away for another week as when he was on holiday his dad was sent to hospital and he had to help with things.
Track Listing
1. Nudist
Hold on, can you be a naked transvestite? What are you then? When Izzie Izzard is naked, is he a naked transvestite?
2. Abuse
-E-mail him back, say: "Paul, give us eight quid for no reason"
-I've also called him some quite offensive names... I'll put ehm, "From Gervais"
-O dear, he's not gonna like that, nor is his mother, you shouldn't have brought her into it...
3. Cat law
-Oh what, if you wee on something...
-Yeah, you own it, that's cat law.
-I know you live by cat law... My wallet I think you own, and ehm, much of my hair.
4. Arrousal
-I was talking about the weather, how nice it was.
-And he approached in pole position, or did he...
-I don't like it anymore, I don't like it anymore!
5. CD
You don't sort of have a deal with Island Records, trying to keep their Cat Stevens back catalogue afloat, no-one is really shipping it...
6. Prince
-I partied last night Rick, like it was 1999 all over again.
-What in an old-fashioned sort of way, some old records...?
-On my own, in my flat, crying.
7. Afterparty
I'll be honest, Lanky, your chances are slim to none, four-eyes.
8. Celeb
...and then David Bowie came in, and he came out and spoke to me and he went: "I've just seen your video", and ehm and then ehm...this isn't helping, is it? Cos you're...this isn't helping.
-Well, the phrase I was just gonna pick you up on there was "I've just seen your video"...cos what I feel that David should know is that it wasn't made solely by you, or written entirely by you, or directed entirely by you, it happens to feature you amongst a myriad of actors all of whom are brilliant and equally worthy of an invite...'