18 January 2003

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Xfm Series 2
August 2002 - August 2003
List of episodes

Episodes:

  1. 24 August 2002 (Transcript)
  2. 31 August 2002 (Transcript)
  3. 07 September 2002 (Transcript)
  4. 14 September 2002 (Transcript) ('Best of')
  5. 21 September 2002 (Transcript)
  6. 28 September 2002 (Transcript)
  7. 05 October 2002 (Transcript)
  8. 12 October 2002 (Transcript)
  9. 19 October 2002 (Transcript)
  10. 26 October 2002 (Transcript)
  11. 02 November 2002 (Transcript)
  12. 09 November 2002 (Transcript)
  13. 16 November 2002 (Transcript)
  14. 23 November 2002 (Transcript)
  15. 30 November 2002 (Transcript)
  16. 07 December 2002 (Transcript)
  17. 14 December 2002 (Transcript)
  18. 21 December 2002 (Transcript)
  19. 28 December 2002 (Transcript) ('Best of')
  20. 04 January 2003 (Transcript)
  21. 11 January 2003 (Transcript)
  22. 18 January 2003 (Transcript)
  23. 25 January 2003 (Transcript)
  24. 01 February 2003 (Transcript)
  25. 08 February 2003 (Transcript)
  26. 15 February 2003 (Transcript)
  27. 22 February 2003 (Transcript) ('Best of')
  28. 01 March 2003 (Transcript) ('Best of')
  29. 08 March 2003 (Transcript)
  30. 15 March 2003 (Transcript)
  31. 22 March 2003 (Transcript)
  32. 29 March 2003 (Transcript)
  33. 05 April 2003 (Transcript)
  34. 12 April 2003 (Transcript)
  35. 19 April 2003 (Transcript)
  36. 26 April 2003 (Transcript)
  37. 03 May 2003 (Transcript)
  38. 10 May 2003 (Transcript)
  39. 17 May 2003 (Transcript)
  40. 31 May 2003 (Transcript)
  41. 07 June 2003 (Transcript)
  42. 14 June 2003 (Transcript)
  43. 21 June 2003 (Transcript)
  44. 28 June 2003
  45. 05 July 2003
  46. 12 July 2003
  47. 19 July 2003
  48. 26 July 2003
  49. 02 August 2003
  50. 09 August 2003
  51. 16 August 2003

18 January 2003 Ricky investigates the effects of blunt objects on the skull, Stephen's feelings are hurt and Karl explores his sexuality.

Track Listing

1. Obnoxious
People always say to me, 'Oh, Ricky seems a bit obnoxious,' A guy on the tube did it, I swear to God. He said 'I was watching an interview with Ricky, he's not a nice piece of work!''


2. Head
All I know is that as I walked in the building - past the little kitchen area - you were hitting Karl on the head with a tin tray...


3. Monkey
You are just... You're talking such... God! I don't know if I can sit here and listen to this drivel!

This is the original telling of 'Ollie' the zoo chimp who tried to have it on with the zookeeper's wife at home. Finishing the day off with a little brandy, he becomes a bit of a charmer...


4. Professionalism
This is no longer an entertainment show! This is three people chatting to each other now and again! Sometimes we remember it's going out, sometimes we'll take a call for own amusement..


5. Sex
What would you do if you got loads of phone calls off women going 'Karl, whenever you're on the radio I have to do it. I just have to do it. Your voice just makes me'...


6. Doctor
This is why I never go to doctors, I don't like doctors 'cos this sort of stuff freaks me out. They can operate on your brain, they put you to sleep first, cut your brain case open and then wake you up and operate on you so you're sat there, with your brain open...


7. Death
My dad came in from work, my mum goes 'There's something wrong with Karl, I think it's serious. The doctor said he hadn't got long left'. My dad's like 'What?! He said that and then left!?'


8. Cockroach
I think we should get her on more often 'cos she sounds like she'll be a bit of an ally. She knew immediately that you were talking nonsense...


9. Error
It's better not to try, than try your hardest and be rubbish! We don't care, but you're not even reaching your own standards.'


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