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==Ian Camfield's four pillars of rock and the king who stands astride them==
- [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemmy Lemmy]
- [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Moon Keith Moon]
- [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_Richards Keith Richards]
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==Quotes==
==Playlist==
Isis - ''Merry Christmas'' <br>
Thin Lizzy - ''Don't Believe a Word'' <br>
(Unknown) - ''Carry On'' <br>
The Pogues ft. Kirsty MacColl - ''Fairytale of New York'' <br>
Richard Ashcroft - ''Check the Meaning'' <br>
John Lennon & Yoko Ono - ''The War is Over'' <br>
Jona Lewie - ''Stop the Cavalry'' <br>
The Who - ''Won't Get Fooled Again'' <br>
Pharrell ft. Jay-Z - ''Frontin''' <br>
The Darkness - ''(Unknown)''


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Revision as of 14:49, 23 May 2008

Xfm Series 3
November 2003 - January 2004
List of episodes

Episodes:

  1. 01 November 2003
  2. 08 November 2003 (Transcript)
  3. 15 November 2003 (Transcript)
  4. 22 November 2003 (Transcript)
  5. 29 November 2003 (Transcript)
  6. 06 December 2003 (Transcript)
  7. 13 December 2003
  8. 20 December 2003
  9. 27 December 2003 ('Best of')
  10. 03 January 2004 (Transcript)
  11. 10 January 2004
  12. 17 January 2004 (Transcript)

Track Listing

1. The King of Rock (0:00:00)

Ian Camfield, "The King of Rock", stands in for Karl, who is on holiday in Lanzarote. Ricky Gervais wants the "four pillars of rock and the king who stands astride them".

2. Ricky's flatulence (0:03:06)

Stephen Merchant talks about Ricky's flatulence "problem". He doesn't like spending time in the toilet as he may miss out on some funny conversation, so he goes as little as possible. His farts make Steve's eyes "bleed". Camfield declares his first pillar of rock as Lemmy.

3. "What are your thoughts on Xfm?" (0:06:06)

Steve questions Camfield on his feelings on Xfm as a whole, to which he replies "it's not quite Magic".

4. Brown's Bidet (0:12:03)

Steve talks about his visit from Derren Brown, and the fact that he's got a bidet. He says "I've never got my head around it", to which Ricky replies "you're not meant to". The three of them spend a good five minutes discussing bidets.

5. Chinese gay fellas (0:17:47)

Ricky comes to the realisation that there are a billion people in China, and one-in-ten people are homosexual. Ipso facto, there are a hundred million little gay Chinamen and Chinawomen.

6. The Christmas con (0:22:38)

Steve retells the story of how distraught he was when he bought a PlayStation 2 for £20 more than another shop was charging. He then goes on to tell us a new story of how he was conned by some aggressive teenage girls who said they were doing a sponsorship for no reason apparent to Stephen. He fobbed them off with £3.

7. (0:00:00)

Ian Camfield's four pillars of rock and the king who stands astride them

- Lemmy

- Keith Moon

- Keith Richards

- link title

- link title

Quotes

Playlist

Isis - Merry Christmas
Thin Lizzy - Don't Believe a Word
(Unknown) - Carry On
The Pogues ft. Kirsty MacColl - Fairytale of New York
Richard Ashcroft - Check the Meaning
John Lennon & Yoko Ono - The War is Over
Jona Lewie - Stop the Cavalry
The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again
Pharrell ft. Jay-Z - Frontin'
The Darkness - (Unknown)

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Presenters Ricky Gervais | Stephen Merchant | Karl Pilkington
Others Claire Sturgess | Ian Camfield | Simon Pegg | Nick Frost
Features Monkey News | Rockbusters | Song For The Ladies | Song For The Lovers
Hip-Hop Hooray | Cheap as Chimps | White Van Karl | Songs of Phrase
Cheeky Freak of the Week | Do We Need 'Em? | More...