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== Flip The Bird ==
== Flip The Bird ==
{{Action|Joins Previous show mid-conversation...}}
{{Action|Joins Previous show with Steve and Ricky mid-conversation with presenter Dermot O'Leary and his Co-Presenter...}}
{{Ricky|We don’t know…}}
{{Ricky|We don’t know…}}
{{Steve|Yeah, The problem with me is it’s like when you multiply anything with naught.}}
{{Steve|Yeah, The problem with me is it’s like when you multiply anything with naught.}}
{{Act:Together|DJ1 and Ricky Laugh}}
{{Act:Together|Co-Presenter and Ricky Laugh}}
{{Other|DJ1|To the power of as well…}}
{{Other|Co-Presenter|To the power of as well…}}
{{Steve|Nothing ever happens.}}
{{Steve|Nothing ever happens.}}
{{Other|DJ1|Yeah, okay shame.}}
{{Other|Co-Presenter|Yeah, okay shame.}}
{{Ricky|And I’m a fat little ugly fella like that Reg Varney.}}
{{Ricky|And I’m a fat little ugly fella like that Reg Varney.}}
{{Other|DJ2|Were there loads of people there that you don’t like and you could go up to afterwards and almost like metaphorically flip the bird?}}
{{Other|Dermot|Were there loads of people there that you don’t like and you could go up to afterwards and almost like metaphorically flip the bird?}}
{{Ricky|What’s that mean?}}
{{Ricky|What’s that mean?}}
{{Other|DJ2|Last week…you know “Flip the Bird”.}}
{{Other|Dermot|Last week…you know “Flip the Bird”.}}
{{Ricky|You dirty…No.}}
{{Ricky|You dirty…No.}}
{{Other|DJ2|Middle finger.}}
{{Other|Dermot|Middle finger.}}
{{Ricky|And you see '''''I’m married''''', Steve’s single and he doesn’t…}}
{{Ricky|And you see '''''I’m married''''', Steve’s single and he doesn’t…}}
{{Other|DJ2|No what are you talking about…and there’s lots of people there…}}
{{Other|Dermot|No what are you talking about…and there’s lots of people there…}}
{{Ricky|I thought it was a euphemism…sorry.}}
{{Ricky|I thought it was a euphemism…sorry.}}
{{Other|DJ2|…Who you haven’t got on with in the past, and then they’re all being really nice to you…}}
{{Other|Dermot|…Who you haven’t got on with in the past, and then they’re all being really nice to you…}}
{{Steve|We got on with everyone don’t we?}}
{{Steve|We got on with everyone don’t we?}}
{{Ricky|What does “Flip the bird” mean?}}
{{Ricky|What does “Flip the bird” mean?}}
{{Other|DJ2|Flip the bird means……you’ve got that hipster thing.}}
{{Other|Dermot|Flip the bird means……you’ve got that hipster thing.}}
{{Steve|The finger, it means giving the finger.}}
{{Steve|The finger, it means giving the finger.}}
{{Ricky|Yeah but I thought there was a dirty metaphor.}}
{{Ricky|Yeah but I thought there was a dirty metaphor.}}
{{Other|DJ2|No!}}
{{Other|Dermot|No!}}
{{Steve|You’re always thinking this!}}
{{Steve|You’re always thinking this!}}
{{Other|DJ2|Don’t bring me down to your level till at least 5 minutes…Coming up after the break we’ve got Steve and Ricky and the lovely Claire will be driving their desk. Alright Claire?}}
{{Other|Dermot|Don’t bring me down to your level till at least 5 minutes…Coming up after the break we’ve got Steve and Ricky and the lovely Claire will be driving their desk. Alright Claire?}}
{{Other|Claire|Hello!}}
{{Other|Claire|Hello!}}
{{Other|DJ2|Don’t bend over like that Claire.}}
{{Other|Dermot|Don’t bend over like that Claire.}}
{{Other|Claire|Sorry!}}
{{Other|Claire|Sorry!}}
{{Other|DJ2|Put a longer top on or something. You alright boys, you your very studious there.}}
{{Other|Dermot|Put a longer top on or something. You alright boys, you your very studious there.}}
{{Steve|We are, we’re working hard on the show.}}
{{Steve|We are, we’re working hard on the show.}}
{{Ricky|Just working out what we’re gonna play Dermot and what order!}}
{{Ricky|Just working out what we’re gonna play Dermot and what order!}}
{{Act:Other|DJ2 Laughs}}
{{Act:Other|Dermot Laughs}}
{{Ricky|Ummm}}
{{Ricky|Ummm}}
{{Other|DJ2|I love the way you even live the pretence.}}
{{Other|Dermot|I love the way you even live the pretence.}}
{{Other|DJ1|What about some Foo Fighters mixed with The Strokes, Ricky?}}
{{Other|Co-Presenter|What about some Foo Fighters mixed with The Strokes, Ricky?}}
{{Ricky|I wouldn’t mind a bit of The Strokes or New Order, what shall we kick in with?}}
{{Ricky|I wouldn’t mind a bit of The Strokes or New Order, what shall we kick in with?}}
{{Steve|Err undecided yet Rick probably got some ads to err to help us decide.}}
{{Steve|Err undecided yet Rick probably got some ads to err to help us decide.}}
{{Other|DJ2|That dilemma.}}
{{Other|Dermot|That dilemma.}}
{{Steve|Some advertising.}}
{{Steve|Some advertising.}}
{{Other|DJ2|That dilemma will be revealed in just under four minutes, stick around for it.}}
{{Other|Dermot|That dilemma will be revealed in just under four minutes, stick around for it.}}
{{Steve|Merry Christmas Dermot.}}
{{Steve|Merry Christmas Dermot.}}



Revision as of 15:54, 16 November 2007

Flip The Bird

Joins Previous show with Steve and Ricky mid-conversation with presenter Dermot O'Leary and his Co-Presenter...

Ricky: We don’t know…

Steve: Yeah, The problem with me is it’s like when you multiply anything with naught.

Co-Presenter and Ricky Laugh

Co-Presenter: To the power of as well…

Steve: Nothing ever happens.

Co-Presenter: Yeah, okay shame.

Ricky: And I’m a fat little ugly fella like that Reg Varney.

Dermot: Were there loads of people there that you don’t like and you could go up to afterwards and almost like metaphorically flip the bird?

Ricky: What’s that mean?

Dermot: Last week…you know “Flip the Bird”.

Ricky: You dirty…No.

Dermot: Middle finger.

Ricky: And you see I’m married, Steve’s single and he doesn’t…

Dermot: No what are you talking about…and there’s lots of people there…

Ricky: I thought it was a euphemism…sorry.

Dermot: …Who you haven’t got on with in the past, and then they’re all being really nice to you…

Steve: We got on with everyone don’t we?

Ricky: What does “Flip the bird” mean?

Dermot: Flip the bird means……you’ve got that hipster thing.

Steve: The finger, it means giving the finger.

Ricky: Yeah but I thought there was a dirty metaphor.

Dermot: No!

Steve: You’re always thinking this!

Dermot: Don’t bring me down to your level till at least 5 minutes…Coming up after the break we’ve got Steve and Ricky and the lovely Claire will be driving their desk. Alright Claire?

Claire: Hello!

Dermot: Don’t bend over like that Claire.

Claire: Sorry!

Dermot: Put a longer top on or something. You alright boys, you your very studious there.

Steve: We are, we’re working hard on the show.

Ricky: Just working out what we’re gonna play Dermot and what order!

Dermot Laughs

Ricky: Ummm

Dermot: I love the way you even live the pretence.

Co-Presenter: What about some Foo Fighters mixed with The Strokes, Ricky?

Ricky: I wouldn’t mind a bit of The Strokes or New Order, what shall we kick in with?

Steve: Err undecided yet Rick probably got some ads to err to help us decide.

Dermot: That dilemma.

Steve: Some advertising.

Dermot: That dilemma will be revealed in just under four minutes, stick around for it.

Steve: Merry Christmas Dermot.


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