25 January 2003
25 January 2003 Stephen is nominated for a 'Most Eligible Bachelor' award, much to Ricky's amusement, and Monkey News is born, today called 'Chimpanzee That!'
Track Listing
1. Head
There was this woman who had a big head and she was fed up with it because when she was walking down the street it was so big that she couldn't hold it up...'
2. Dad
So he called them up and said 'Alright - Mr Pilkington here. Bought a bed off you, you conned me but forget that. We've dealt with that...'.
3. Poll
Yeah, but according to Heat, I was 22nd most sexy man in the world...
4. Yob
I remember smashing a car window by accident and legging it into the lounge and pretending to go to sleep on the settee...
5. Rockbusters
So it's a rollover but you haven't added to it? The point of a rollover is that you've got to add to it! That's the excitement!
This is probably one of the funniest Ricky Gervais impressions ever..... "I am bloody jealous of that" "I like that" "That yellow thing" "Rodney you plonker" "Don't call me a plonker yooooou wanker" "I am shitting meself running" "Sandra get bck here .. meowww meoww" .... Genius stuff.
6. Monkey News
What are you talking about? 'It's against the law for a monkey to have a fag?' What if he got it himself? What if he earned it moving tyres around?
7. Conundrum
So the advice there is do the arranged marriage - if she's not completely minging - and don't worry about dancing; get a go-kart.
8. Overrated
Why do I need to know that the Earth sucks us towards it? If I was floating around it'd be a problem, I'd ask his opinion...
9. Moan
You were complaining about that as well weren't you? You went to a museum and you said there were too many dinosaurs, you only need four...'
10. Ladies
If there are any ladies listening, every week of course I play a song for the ladies and I hope now you'll return the favour and vote for me...