29 March 2003
29 March 2003 Ricky and Stephen are adamant that Karl should join them on the show's poster and an unprecendented number of interest groups are offended.
Track Listing
1. Enthousiasm
We've got Monkeynews! We've got Cheap As Chimps! They're not the same thing - how many radio stations have two ape-related simian features?!
2. Sartorial
...Brutus Gold jeans, greenflash pumps, I'd have probably been wearing the shirt my mum got me from Tesco's - which was again a Brutus shirt - and it had women in bikinis eating bananas on a chaise lounge...
3. Chinatown
I always feel like I want to gather up all the locals, all the little Chinese fellas, just gather them round and go 'Guys, in what way is this a town? At best, what you've got here is a novelty street'...
4. Complaints
I was talking about this little old man, his daughter was taken into care because he used to fry up bacon and rub it round his... to get the dog to lick them.
5. Poster
But then what I don't like about this world is that a lot of people judge people on the way they look; I couldn't with me 'cos I don't know what I look like...
6. Anticipation
The thing is, if I go on the poster, where do you go from there? Once they've seen me, if people don't know it keeps them interested.
7. Endeavours
Stephen Hawking, now he had a bad illness, I wonder if he'd be as bright as he is if he didn't have that. Because he's had time to sit down, he's like 'Well, what can I do?
8. Menagerie
But I don't know what to say 'cos this is rubbish anyway - what website can you... Okay, here's a grand get me a tiger...
9. Disco
It hasn't changed! We're doing this! We talk rubbish, we play records and we give away crap that we found!'
10. Offence
IRight, I'm just going to add to the list of people we've offended: Sorry to Jewish people as well. So sorry to Jewish people, sorry to Chinese people, sorry to Welsh people, fat women, Elvis fans, animal lovers, lovers of great radio...