29 November 2003
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29 November 2003
Track Listing
Buttplugs
-But we're award winning people! We've written a TV show...
-Not on radio though, not on radio! We're rubbish on radio! We've got nothing to lose!
Rude
-You didn't even bother to have a look. You could have been curtious and have a look at the picture.
-If it was her first, I'd say "fair enough", but she's got loads of kids.
Date
Well yeah, I thought: "What's the point in spending time with her, spending money on her and stuff and then she's gonna die on me..."
Parasites
Oh no! There's a fella with a fish up his cock now!
Evolution
He said: "It's like giraffes. I read that giraffes grew their necks to eat." They didn't grow their necks to get the food, the ones that had upshots lived longer, and so got the food and passed on their... He went: "Yeah, but why didn't they just give em wings?" I went: "Why didn't who just give them wings?" He got angry and went: "Whoever gave em the necks!"
Head-in-a-jar
It's like you follow the subplot. Which is quite an interesting thing, you know what I mean? It's like... I tell you a story, you'll always pick up on something that I didn't even think was an important bit. It's like you always look out the window all the time.
Karl's Film Quiz
"I just wanted to know if he thought Mr. Webfoot who's at number 42 should've took up swimming, but...."
Headlines
78 year old Chinese woman... well, she says she's 78...makes you wonder, with my theory...
Demo's
It's weird though, innit, music? No, d'you know what I mean? It's like, it depends what you're doing. You know, I mean, that's alright if you're just having a game of Crib or whatever, it's just on in the background, eh, that's the thing with music, I don't think you can sort of slag any of it off, it's times, innit, it depends on what mood you're in and stuff, so eh...
Babylonian
-I've got another fact for you, Karl, that might be of interest to you, the final one: The ancient Babylonians had...
-Can I just stop you there? What's a Babylonian?
Not Monkey News
Playlist
The Thrills - Don't steal our sun
Kiss - God gave rock n roll to you
David Bowie - Lady Stardust
Libertines - Don't Look Back Into The Sun
Kings Of Leon - Molly's Chambers
U2 - The Sweetiest Thing
Gary Jules - Mad World
No Doubt - It's my life
The Thorns - No Blue Sky
Outkast - Hey Ya
Lynrd Skynrd - Sweet Home Alabama
Jet - Roll Over DJ
Ash - Sometimes
Quotes
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