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[[Image:Steve1.jpg|250px|thumb|right|What time zone?]]
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[[Image:Boobs.jpg|250px|thumb|right|58008 = BOOBS]]
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'''Darren Lamb''' is perhaps the worst agent in the history of show business. Incapable of breaking an act, his usual negotiating tactic is to agree with whatever anyone else says or, more likely, suggest someone other than his client for the part. He is very good at deducting his 12.5% commission, however. His skill at his profession can be summed up by the fact that he once left his office phone unplugged for two days without noticing.  
'''Darren Lamb''' is perhaps the worst agent in the history of show business. Incapable of breaking an act, his usual negotiating tactic is to agree with whatever anyone else says or, more likely, suggest someone other than his client for the part. He is very good at deducting his 12.5% commission, however. His skill at his profession can be summed up by the fact that he once left his office phone unplugged for two days without noticing.  
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Darren is, of course, played by [[Stephen Merchant]] in ''[[Extras]]''.
Darren is, of course, played by [[Stephen Merchant]] in ''[[Extras]]''.


== Quotes ==


'''Andy''': What's happening with my script?
[[Category:Extras|Lamb, Darren]]
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'''Darren''': What script?
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'''Andy''': [rolls eyes] The script I gave you two months ago.
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'''Darren''': Is it funny?
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'''Andy''': You haven't read it?
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'''Darren''': What's it called?
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'''Andy''': "When the Whistle Blows".
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'''Darren''': ''[writing]'' "When the W Blows".
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'''Andy''': Don't just write "W," you'll forget what the W stands for.
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'''Darren''': "When the Wind Blows".
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'''Andy''': "Whistle"!
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'''Darren''': Got it.
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'''Darren''': ''[writing]'' "W" equals "Wind".
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'''Andy''': "Whistle"!
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'''Darren''': ''[writing]'' "When the Whistle Blows".
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'''Andy''': So that's done, I can forget about that, I've got my best man on it. Just make sure the phone's plugged in.
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'''Darren''': You joke, but it was off for two days... no one noticed.
 
 
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Latest revision as of 00:55, 13 December 2008

What time zone?
58008 = BOOBS

Darren Lamb is perhaps the worst agent in the history of show business. Incapable of breaking an act, his usual negotiating tactic is to agree with whatever anyone else says or, more likely, suggest someone other than his client for the part. He is very good at deducting his 12.5% commission, however. His skill at his profession can be summed up by the fact that he once left his office phone unplugged for two days without noticing.

Darren is, of course, played by Stephen Merchant in Extras.