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*crop/croppage - crops: ''too much fruit about, so just crop''
*crop/croppage - crops: ''too much fruit about, so just crop''
*cropping - ploughing fields: ''who's gonna do the cropping?''
*cropping - ploughing fields: ''who's gonna do the cropping?''
===D===
===D===
*dear - costly, expensive: ''The Jamaican fella wants to live there, but it's a bit pricey... Dear Streets''
*demmicky - not proper: ''the thing is, right, if you have a lot of something, you also have a lot of demick ones, don't you...''
*demmicky - not proper: ''the thing is, right, if you have a lot of something, you also have a lot of demick ones, don't you...''
===E===
===E===
*effin' 'n' jeffin' - swearing: ''me brother was effin' 'n' jeffin' all the time''
*effin' 'n' jeffin' - swearing: ''me brother was effin' 'n' jeffin' all the time''
===F===
===F===
*foodage - food
*foodage - food
*Forrest Gump - disabled person: ''me dad put a [[Forrest Gump In A Wheelie Bin|Forrest Gump in a wheelie bin'']]
*Forrest Gump - disabled person: ''me dad put a [[Forrest Gump In A Wheelie Bin|Forrest Gump in a wheelie bin'']]
*frightenedness - fear: ''he had a look of frightendness on his face''
*frightenedness - fear: ''he had a look of frightendness on his face''
===G===
===G===
*gozzin' - spitting: ''the octopus was gozzin' about everywhere''
*gozzin' - spitting: ''the octopus was gozzin' about everywhere''
*grippage - grip: ''there's a lot of grippage on the side of the building''
*grippage - grip: ''there's a lot of grippage on the side of the building''
===H===
===H===
*havin' it away - sexual intercourse: ''we were on holiday, and we were havin' it away an' that...''
*havin' it away - sexual intercourse: ''we were on holiday, and we were havin' it away an' that...''
===K===
===K===
*knockin' about - around, in the area: ''turned out.. a monkey was knockin' about''
*knockin' about - around, in the area: ''turned out.. a monkey was knockin' about''
*kusabi - wasabi: ''I'm serving some right rubbish tonight, give 'em some of that kusabi''
*kusabi - wasabi: ''I'm serving some right rubbish tonight, give 'em some of that kusabi''
===L===
===L===
*learned - taught: ''I learned you something there''
*learned - taught: ''I'll learn you something there''
*little fella - see Forrest Gump
*little fella - see Forrest Gump
*little gay fella - homosexual male: ''there was this little gay fella...''
*little gay fella - homosexual male: ''there was this little gay fella...''
===M===
===M===
*moped over - slumped, slouched: ''moped over in a wheelchair''
*moped over - slumped, slouched: ''moped over in a wheelchair''
*mongs - mongoose (plural)
*mongs - mongoose (plural)
===O===
===O===
*our kid - [[Karl's Brother|brother]] or [[Karl's Sister|sister]]
*our kid - [[Karl's Brother|brother]] or [[Karl's Sister|sister]]
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*remembered - reminded: ''now that you've remembered me that...''
*remembered - reminded: ''now that you've remembered me that...''
*replemishing - replenishing: ''I needed to replemish 'cos I was so tired''
*replemishing - replenishing: ''I needed to replemish 'cos I was so tired''
*ropey - poor in quality: ''she was a right ropey little woman''
*rum 'un - rough, ne'er-d'well: ''she was a rum 'un''
*rum 'un - rough, ne'er-d'well: ''she was a rum 'un''
*rummanging - rummaging: ''he started rummanging''
*rummanging - rummaging: ''he started rummanging''
===S===
===S===
*squoze - (to squeeze) past tense: ''he came in at one o'clock and squoze it then!''
*squoze - (to squeeze) past tense: ''he came in at one o'clock and squoze it then!''
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===U===
===U===
*uppered - promoted: ''they get sort of... what's the word... sort of uppered too early''
*uppered - promoted: ''they get sort of... what's the word... sort of uppered too early''
===W===
===W===
*webbage - web: "...floating around on a bit of webbage"
*webbage - web: "...floating around on a bit of webbage"

Revision as of 21:15, 21 July 2008

Karl has a unique way of speaking. Karl's idiolect is made up of old-fashioned sayings, Mancunian slang, and correct English that has been misspoken. Below are examples of Karl's one-of-a-kind speech.

B

  • Baba - Babylon: so Babylonians are from Baba.
  • Boswell - Roswell (New Mexico)
  • bungled in - bundled in: I don't wanna be bungled in
  • boo-boo - poo-poo: You've boo-boo'd the idea of..
  • bum tube - colonic irrigation: No bum tubes though.

C

  • crop/croppage - crops: too much fruit about, so just crop
  • cropping - ploughing fields: who's gonna do the cropping?

D

  • demmicky - not proper: the thing is, right, if you have a lot of something, you also have a lot of demick ones, don't you...

E

  • effin' 'n' jeffin' - swearing: me brother was effin' 'n' jeffin' all the time

F

  • foodage - food
  • Forrest Gump - disabled person: me dad put a Forrest Gump in a wheelie bin
  • frightenedness - fear: he had a look of frightendness on his face

G

  • gozzin' - spitting: the octopus was gozzin' about everywhere
  • grippage - grip: there's a lot of grippage on the side of the building

H

  • havin' it away - sexual intercourse: we were on holiday, and we were havin' it away an' that...

K

  • knockin' about - around, in the area: turned out.. a monkey was knockin' about
  • kusabi - wasabi: I'm serving some right rubbish tonight, give 'em some of that kusabi

L

  • learned - taught: I'll learn you something there
  • little fella - see Forrest Gump
  • little gay fella - homosexual male: there was this little gay fella...

M

  • moped over - slumped, slouched: moped over in a wheelchair
  • mongs - mongoose (plural)

O

P

  • palaco - alpaca: It doesn't want to be somewhere else. It's where it was. And that's the same with this palaco, or whatever.
  • Papa People - natives of Papua New Guinea: these Papa People, right...

R

  • remembered - reminded: now that you've remembered me that...
  • replemishing - replenishing: I needed to replemish 'cos I was so tired
  • rum 'un - rough, ne'er-d'well: she was a rum 'un
  • rummanging - rummaging: he started rummanging

S

  • squoze - (to squeeze) past tense: he came in at one o'clock and squoze it then!
  • scruffily - in a scruffy, disorganized manner
  • stylish way - new style of writing in which the pages are all out of order

U

  • uppered - promoted: they get sort of... what's the word... sort of uppered too early

W

  • webbage - web: "...floating around on a bit of webbage"
  • wewe - an old female ghost with drooping breasts: I said she might end up becoming a wewe.
  • whop - (to whop), to remove from covering: she whopped 'em out and he started suckin' on 'em an' that
  • willy-nillily - carefree: but you just said it willy-nillily
  • worry hole - the part of the brain that casts doubt: Everyone's got to fill that worry hole with worried.
  • wroted - written: someone had wroted - uh!