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After a brief discussion with Ricky and Steve about how he would be drawn to a man's "package" if he was watching ballet on tv(Ricky and Steve both claiming they would be drawn to "the beautiful ladies"), Karl recalls a night out he had where he and Suzanne attended a club and at a certain point in the evening two men and two woman took to the stage and removed their clothes in front of the audience. The flashers all removed their respective items of clothing simultaneously. Karl then said to Steve that in such a situation all men would have a "quick glance at the fellas" but the annoying thing about this particular night out was that by the time he was finished looking at the men the women had redressed and left the stage. Ricky and Steve queried how long Karl was looking at the men. Karl defended his actions saying it was almost like human nature and that most men would have a look just to see how the other men were "shaping up". | After a brief discussion with Ricky and Steve about how he would be drawn to a man's "package" if he was watching ballet on tv (Ricky and Steve both claiming they would be drawn to "the beautiful ladies"), Karl recalls a night out he had where he and Suzanne attended a club and at a certain point in the evening two men and two woman took to the stage and removed their clothes in front of the audience. The flashers all removed their respective items of clothing simultaneously. Karl then said to Steve that in such a situation all men would have a "quick glance at the fellas" but the annoying thing about this particular night out was that by the time he was finished looking at the men the women had redressed and left the stage. Ricky and Steve queried how long Karl was looking at the men. Karl defended his actions saying it was almost like human nature and that most men would have a look just to see how the other men were "shaping up". | ||
He also claimed "How would you know whether what you've got is normal until you see someone else's?" | He also claimed "How would you know whether what you've got is normal until you see someone else's?" | ||
Revision as of 04:06, 28 June 2008
Despite almost 15 "happy" years with his girlfriend Suzanne, Karl Pilkington rarely wastes a chance to have a sneaky peak at a gentleman's privates. Often teased by Ricky and Steve for his obviously repressed homosexual tendencies and sexual attraction to both Alex Zane and Jonathan Ross, Karl famously once revealed an incident where he had a glance at a man's penis and testicles even though there was a lady flashing her genitals at the same moment in time.
"Everyone Would"
After a brief discussion with Ricky and Steve about how he would be drawn to a man's "package" if he was watching ballet on tv (Ricky and Steve both claiming they would be drawn to "the beautiful ladies"), Karl recalls a night out he had where he and Suzanne attended a club and at a certain point in the evening two men and two woman took to the stage and removed their clothes in front of the audience. The flashers all removed their respective items of clothing simultaneously. Karl then said to Steve that in such a situation all men would have a "quick glance at the fellas" but the annoying thing about this particular night out was that by the time he was finished looking at the men the women had redressed and left the stage. Ricky and Steve queried how long Karl was looking at the men. Karl defended his actions saying it was almost like human nature and that most men would have a look just to see how the other men were "shaping up".
He also claimed "How would you know whether what you've got is normal until you see someone else's?"
Trivia
- In the various tellings of this story throughout the Xfm shows and podcasts, it was never revealed what the occasion was or why Karl was at this night out.
- Despite Karl originally saying it may have been part of the night's entertainment it was also never definitively revealed why the four people in question stripped on stage.
- When asked by Ricky "who had the biggest knob?", Karl replied they were both "normal".
- After the first telling of this story(see below) Karl continued with a story about a holiday in which he was overly excited to see a fireman.