14 September 2002/Transcript

This is a transcript of the 14 September 2002 episode, from Xfm Series 2.

Y-Front Discussion

Song: Feeder - Come Back Around

Karl: 104.9 Xfm, er, y'alright? This is Karl, producer of Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant, they're not about today, Ricky's on holiday, Steve couldn't be bothered, so, erm, I'm left here with all the DATs, that's Digital Audio Tape, er, of all the, all the shows they've done since they've been here, over the last, I don't know, year and half or something, so er, will play you some of the best bits, alright, so here's the first bit.

Sound effect of a tape loading

Classic link: Have You Ever Used A Y-front Properly?

Tall Tales Of The Unexpected

Song: Aqualung – Strange and Beautiful

Classic link: If It Was a Chicken It Would Work

Song: Eminem – Cleaning out my closet (Clean A Capella version)

Apparently, Some Lad Had A Horse In His House Or Something

Karl: Xfm 104.9, hello, I'm Karl, Ricky, Ricky Gervais and Steve aren't here, so we're, we're playing through some of the best bits, I say the best bits, er, it's the bits I came across first, I'm not wasting me time, I'm a busy man, you know what I mean? So, erm, here's another bit.

Sound effect of a tape loading

Classic link: The Horse in the House - part 1

Song: Velvet Underground – I'm Waiting For The Man.

Rough Woman Looks Like Pauline Quirke

Classic link: The Horse in the House - part 2

Song: Unknown

Karl's Prepared Some Quotes

Karl: Alright, this is Karl, the producer of Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant on Xfm 104.9, we're playing out some of the best bits, hope you're enjoying it, here's another one.

Sound effect of a tape loading

Classic link: The Way I See It

Song: Unknown

Catfood Stinks Don't It

Classic link: Forrest Gump Was a Bit of a Nutter

Song: The Clash - Rock The Casbah

Ricky And Karl Do A Bit Of Light Thieving

Classic link: How Many Calculators Do You Need?

Song: Cooper Temple Clause – Who Needs Enemies?

Robin Ince - Lucky Boy

Classic link: Everyone Likes the Smell of Bacon

Song: I Am Kloot - To You

Bacon Does Work

Song: The Strokes - Hard To Explain

Classic link: Everyone Likes the Smell of Bacon

Karl Versus Mr Freeze Pop

Classic link: Mr Freeze

Karl Lateral Damage

Song: Manic Street Preachers - There for the Grace of God

Karl: Alright, this is Karl, the producer of Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant, on Xfm 104.9, we're playing out some of the best bits, hope you're enjoying it, here's another one.

Classic link: Bricks Don't Fall In Wars

Song: Suede - The Wild Ones

Don't Be Joining The Army, When There's A War On

Classic link: Will It Be Horrible

Song: Bruce Springsteen - Darkness On The Edge Of Town