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'''Pilkipedia Accomplishments:'''
'''Pilkipedia Accomplishments:'''


Co-host of three LoudySpeak podcasts: "The Entertaining Funny Podcast Show", "SuperCrazyFunFun", and "Stuff About Things" along with [http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/wiki/index.php?title=Mars_bah_bah_bah mars bah bah bah].
Creator, [http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=9868 "Gorgeous Actors"] thread.
 


Composer of "The Sausage Roll Song".


==Biography==
==Biography==


Known for his unusual writing style and well-tempered nihilism, chinchilla hails from Surrey, England. He has a day job but is also a proper stand-up comic, having appeared at various festivals including the Edinburgh Fringe Festival. His antics on the forum (for want of a better term) have made him one of the most enduring and popular members, and a thread he started, [http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=11800 "Have You Got Nothing To Say But A Need To Say It???"] is by far the biggest one in the General forum, proving that Pilkipedians do, indeed, have nothing to say...but a need to say it.
The legendary forum "alpha-female" came to Pilkipedia in 2008 when several male Pilkis raided the Russell Brand Fan Forum. She immediately endeared herself to forum regulars with "her ability to dish out truth bombs and lengthy advice", prompting one forum member to dub her "The Stiletto Sledgehammer". An unabashed feminist and afficianado of attractive men, in the spirit of equality she started the [http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=9868 gorgeous actors] thread in 2010. Kate_mckay hails from southern England where she has gotten involved in all manner of charitable organizations.


==Notable Quotes==
==Notable Quotes==


'''To Ricky Gervais:'''"you dont hate someoen because they made a worse sitcom than the office....you hate them because they are consistently an arsehole...and if you think you are not....just double check what you write- though i'm sure if that particular skill was in you repertoire we'd have never had to sit through that gushing cunt of fuck that was life's too short.
"I've read about women who claim to orgasm during childbirth. It's an uncommon but recognised phenomenon due not only to the physical process but the hormone changes and altered blood flow. It shouldn't be weird, but it fucking is."
 
i should have known this ever since you said toob"
 
"i've written a poem for you


i saw a cow<br>
"You boys who dislike wearing a condom have probably just not had a girl roll it on with her mouth. Compromise stops a lot of arguments."
in a field,<br>
shud've had 2;<br>
it would have increased the beef yield"

Latest revision as of 23:38, 22 February 2013

kate_mckay

(artist's rendering)

Previous usernames: none

Nickname(s): Kate, KM

Pilkipedia Accomplishments:

Creator, "Gorgeous Actors" thread.


Biography

The legendary forum "alpha-female" came to Pilkipedia in 2008 when several male Pilkis raided the Russell Brand Fan Forum. She immediately endeared herself to forum regulars with "her ability to dish out truth bombs and lengthy advice", prompting one forum member to dub her "The Stiletto Sledgehammer". An unabashed feminist and afficianado of attractive men, in the spirit of equality she started the gorgeous actors thread in 2010. Kate_mckay hails from southern England where she has gotten involved in all manner of charitable organizations.

Notable Quotes

"I've read about women who claim to orgasm during childbirth. It's an uncommon but recognised phenomenon due not only to the physical process but the hormone changes and altered blood flow. It shouldn't be weird, but it fucking is."

"You boys who dislike wearing a condom have probably just not had a girl roll it on with her mouth. Compromise stops a lot of arguments."

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