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[[08 December 2001]]
The [[08 December 2001]] show is all about embarrassing anecdotes and music of questionable quality.


==Track Listing==
==Track Listing==


'''[[MC Hammer]]''' used to keep a lot of bibles in his trousers to give them to poor people.
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'''Karl laughs''' at being called the k man. Ricky calls Pilkington is a funny name. Ricky and Stephen are the first to mock the name. Karl has a go at Gervais' name.
====1. [[08 December 2001/Transcript#Some Great Tunes|Some Great Tunes]] ''(0:00:00)''====
[[Ricky Gervais|Ricky]] and [[Stephen Merchant|Steve]] have some great tunes lined up, but then realize they might not get to play them all if they talk too much.


'''Karl had a [[mobile disco]]''' with Glen Makin: "[[Pilkie's Makin Music]]". Steve's mobile disco was called the [[Rock'n'Roll DJs]]. Ricky had to play their records at a pub. Stephen rants on and on about how to DJ.
====2. [[08 December 2001/Transcript#Bibles In His Trousers|Bibles in His Trousers]] ''(0:00:39)''====
Steve is saddened he never got to see the [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8WYh8uz3pQ MC Hammer cartoons], and discloses that MC Hammer now tours the religious scene. This doesn't surprise Ricky, since MC Hammer apparently used to keep a lot of Bibles in his trousers so he could give them to poor people. According to Ricky, his [[Ricky's Film Review|Film Review]] has been getting attention from the likes of Scorsese. Steve coins the title [[Hip-Hop Hooray]] for the first time. Ricky and Steve offer up their advertising skills to new and upcoming "two-bit bands", but then start making fun of the name "Pilkington" and annoy Karl in the process. Steve also makes one of the 1st references to [[Claire Sturgess]]'s 'smack problem' saying she wouldn't be in school because she'd be in rehab.


'''Karl has tickets K-fest'''. "A rock thing going on..." '''Karl laughs''' for no reason about Gervais questioning some of the two-bit bands playing. If you want to go answer the question, "Who wants to go to that?", you can be one of the lucky winners.  
====3. [[08 December 2001/Transcript#Pilkie's Makin Music|Pilkie's Makin Music]] ''(0:05:04)''====
Karl guesses the [[Lostprophets]] are American. Karl and Steve discover they both had a [[:Category:Mobile Discos|mobile disco]] in their younger days. Karl worked together with his mate [[Colin Makin]] under the name ''[[Pilkie's Makin Music]]'' and Steve operated under ''[[The Rock and Roll DJs]]''. Steve then quizzes the other two on what to play at a wedding do, and gives his rendition of ''Oh What a Night'' by Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons.


'''Rubbish presents revisited.''' Steve's father heard Steve slagging off his birthday present.  
====4. [[08 December 2001/Transcript#K-Fest|K-Fest]] ''(0:09:22)''====
They've been given two tickets for [[K-Fest]] to give away, and Ricky and Steve start mocking the obscurity of the bands and artists performing, making Karl laugh. Steve is astounded that not even university-educated Ricky recognises the word "Behemoth". You can win the tickets if you call in and answer the question "Who wants to go?", which is an early version of the question Ricky poses for prizes during [[The Podfather Trilogy]] series: "Um ... do you wan' 'em?"


'''Weeing in the sink. '''Ricky once told a story about how he used to piss in the sink of the bedsit he had with his girlfriend "I used to lift the dishes - it was quite hygenic" and his girlfriend's mum was listening. '''[[Catlaw]]''' Ricky owns alot of things by weeing on them. Karl says that if you are stung by a jellyfish, wee stop its hurting. '''"Have you ever wet the bed?"''' Ricky stayed at his girlfriend's parent's house and got so drunk he collapsed on the floor and amused himself trying to trip people over... and pissed on her while she was in bed.  
====5. [[08 December 2001/Transcript#Pissing In The Sink|Pissing in the Sink]] ''(0:12:36)''====
Ricky and Steve wonder what's the big deal about Nu Metal music. [[Ron Merchant|Steve's father]] got upset after listening to the [[24 November 2001]] show, where Steve slagged off his birthday presents. Ricky retells the ''[[Xfm Series 0#Recordings|Pissing in the Sink]]'' story from [[Xfm Series 0]]. It turned out that [[Jane Fallon|Jane's]] mother had been listening to that show and asked her daughter about it afterwards. Jane denied everything, telling her Ricky made the lot up.


'''"Put it down, it's dirty!"''' Ricky once thought a used condom was a discarded snakeskin and tried to torment his sister with it.  
====6. [[08 December 2001/Transcript#Pissing On Jane|Pissing on Jane]] ''(0:16:19)''====
According to Ricky, there are societies (well, cats) where, when you wee on something you own it. Karl has useful information for people who've been stung by jellyfish. Ricky embarrasses himself some more by telling a story about when he was drunk once, and he mistook the bed for a toilet.


'''Animals.''' Steve's mate tried to give a dead bird the kiss of life by kissing it then throwing it in the air. Ricky killed a fish with a bow and arrow. He threw the dead fish in the drains, and he ran loads of loads journeys with handfuls of bleach to cover up the fish murder and not go to jail.
====7. [[08 December 2001/Transcript#A Magpie Called Maggie|A Magpie Called Maggie]] ''(0:20:28)''====
When he was young, Ricky tried to frighten his sister with a snakeskin he had found on the beach, but is told years later by her it had been a used condom. Steve had a mate who gave the kiss of life to a dead bird. Ricky once killed a fish with a bow and arrow, then tried to erase all traces of his crime with Vim. Karl tells about his [[Maggie the Magpie|pet magpie]] back in the days when he was selling mackerel.


'''Karl had a pet [[magpie]]''' called "Maggie": "...it flew around and it would come to me all the time, then it started pecking me head..." Karls mom, "Don't chase the butterfly, Karl", so Karl said he would find one in the morning.
====8. [[08 December 2001/Transcript#A Couple Of Speakers|A Couple of Speakers]] ''(0:26:24)''====
Steve tells about [[Steve's "Knocked-Off" Speakers|the time he almost bought speakers]] from two guys who supposedly were delivery men for Dixons.  
<br>[[Song For The Lovers]]: Neil Young - ''A Man Needs A Maid''


'''Steve was working at the BBC''', driving a hire car, ferrying actors around, a white van came into the garage while he was filling up and was offered "a couple of speakers".
====9. [[08 December 2001/Transcript#Ricky's Film Review|Ricky's Film Review]] ''(0:35:55)''====
Ricky reviews ''[[Schindler's List]]'' and gives it 9 out of 10. Karl hasn't seen it but gives it a 9 out of 10 because of "that red coat effect". Ricky offers Hollywood to give good reviews in exchange for money. As an example, he positively reviews ''[[Lord Of The Rings]]'' without even having seen it.


'''[[Ricky's Film Review]]: Schindler's List''': It is all black and white except for a red coat. It is about a bloke called Schindler and he wanted to save people, so he made a list. He tried to save as many as he could and not make bullets properly. They gave him a ring in the end. Same bloke who made ET. Ricky gives it 9 out of 10. Karl hasn't seen it and gives it a 9 out of 10 because of that red coat effect. It was just a mistake apprantly. '''Lord of the Rings''': Brilliant film even though its about wizards called gonads with beard. Robbie Coltrane is in it. Swords and stuff and some magic. He is the actual Lord of the Rings. Ricky gives it 9 out of 10. Karl isn't convinced but still gives it a 9 out of 10.
====10. [[08 December 2001/Transcript#That Was A Load Of Shit|That Was a Load of Shit]] ''(0:39:32)''====
They ended up playing [[Muse]], much to Ricky's dismay. Karl thinks it's not that bad, and states that Muse sounds similar to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiohead Radiohead]. Steve reviews the [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Stripes White Stripes] concert he went to, but ends up listing the instruments.  
<br>[[That Playstation Game Sounds Good]]: Feeder - ''Just A Day''


'''That was a load of shit''', sorry about that. Ricky hates Muse, but Karl accuses him of buying LFO. Karl panders to the listeners. What's the difference between Muse and Radiohead - phone in.  
====11. [[08 December 2001/Transcript#Where.27s_Your_Head_At.3F|Where’s Your Head At?]] ''(0:42:44)''====
Ricky never wants to play ''Feeling Good'' by Muse again. Or Kosheen. Steve wants a ban on [[Basement Jaxx]]. However, Ricky ''is'' willing to take bribes, like "Carter USM have sent me some chocolates...".


'''Steve saw The White Stripes''' this week - "best band I've seen since a little band I saw called Oasis for a fiver at Coventry Poly". Stephen lists more about the instruments used than the actual expeirence.
====12. [[08 December 2001/Transcript#Kiss And Touch Karl|Kiss and Touch Karl]] ''(0:45:40)''====
 
Steve thanks Karl for his contributions, and thinks they should make up for the Muse incident, prompting Steve and Ricky to go over to Karl to kiss and touch him. As [[Song For The Ladies]] starts playing, Steve can be heard saying to Ricky "Take the jumper off".
'''Keep to a playlist'''. "I don't want to ever play "Feeling Good" again, or Kosheen," or Basement Jaxx. Play 5 songs over and over again. Ricky is willing to take bribes, like "Carter have sent me some chocolates..." "Anything there from the Senseless Things or the Wonder Stuff?"
<br>Song For The Ladies: Drugstore - ''White Magic For Lovers''
 
'''Make up.''' "Let's go and kiss and touch Karl"


==Quotes==
==Quotes==
'''Ricky:''' The cartoon went mad and started spending a lot of money.<br><br>
'''Ricky:''' Mark Lanegan really playing there?<br>
'''Karl:''' I think so.<br>
'''Ricky:''' God! Who's that?<br><br>
'''Steve:''' And they went, "Ayyy. D’ya’ wanna buy a coupla speakers?" And I said: Yes I do!<br><br>
'''Steve:''' They were the best band I had seen live since I saw a little band, you might have heard of, called Oasis For Five Pounds at Coventry Poly<br>
'''Ricky:''' Ya? That's a long name for a band.


==Playlist==
==Playlist==
Coldplay - Yellow
Ash - ''There's a Star''
<br>De La Soul - Watch Out
<br>Eminem - ''The Real Slim Shady''
<br>Oasis - Don't Look Back In Anger
<br>[[Lostprophets]] - ''Shinobi vs. Dragon Ninja''
<br>[[Hip-hop Hooray]]: ''Mad Skillz - Ghostwriter''
<br>Coldplay - ''Yellow''
<br>Gorillaz - Rok Da House
<br>Sum41 - ''In Too Deep''
<br>Wu Tang Clan - Gravel Pit
<br>De La Soul - ''Watch Out''
<br>[[Song for the Lovers]]: ''Neil Young - Man Needs A Maid''
<br>Oasis - ''Don't Look Back In Anger''
<br>Eels -  
<br>[[Hip-Hop Hooray]]: Mad Skillz - ''Ghostwriter''
<br>Muse - Feeling Good
<br>Gorillaz - ''Rok Da House''
<br>[[That Playstation Game Sounds Good]]: ''Feeder - Just A Day''
<br>Wu Tang Clan - ''Gravel Pit''
<br>Radiohead - Just
<br>[[Song For The Lovers]]: Neil Young - ''A Man Needs A Maid''
<br>[[Song For The Ladies]]: ''Drugstore - White Magic For Lovers''
<br>Eels - ''Fresh Feeling''
 
<br>Muse - ''Feeling Good''
==Extras==
<br>[[That Playstation Game Sounds Good]]: Feeder - ''Just A Day''
<br>Radiohead - ''Just''
<br>[[Song For The Ladies]]: Drugstore - ''White Magic For Lovers''


==Download==
== External Links ==
[http://www.sendspace.com/file/k8rvu2 08 December 2001]
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_van_speakers White Van Speaker Scam on Wikipedia]
<br>[http://www.thepublicityconnection.com/clients/k-fest1.html List of the 2001 dates and artists of K-Fest]
<br>[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Lanegan Mark Lanegan on Wikipedia]
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==See Also==
[[Category:Episode Pages|1.05]]
*[[Xfm Series 0]]
*[[Xfm Series 2]]
*[[Xfm Series 3]]
*[[Xfm Series 4]]

Latest revision as of 00:23, 2 August 2020

Xfm Series 1
November 2001 - May 2002
List of episodes

Episodes:

  1. 10 November 2001 (Transcript)
  2. 17 November 2001 (Transcript)
  3. 24 November 2001 (Transcript)
  4. 01 December 2001 (Transcript)
  5. 08 December 2001 (Transcript)
  6. 15 December 2001 (Transcript)
  7. 22 December 2001 (Transcript)
  8. 12 January 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.1
  9. 19 January 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.2
  10. 26 January 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.3
  11. 09 February 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.4
  12. 16 February 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.5
  13. 23 February 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.6
  14. 02 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.7
  15. 09 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.8
  16. 16 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.9
  17. 23 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.10
  18. 30 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.11
  19. 06 April 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.12
  20. 13 April 2002 (Transcript)
  21. 20 April 2002 (Transcript)
  22. 27 April 2002 (Transcript)
  23. 04 May 2002 (Transcript)

The 08 December 2001 show is all about embarrassing anecdotes and music of questionable quality.

Track Listing

For a full transcript of this episode see 08 December 2001/Transcript.

1. Some Great Tunes (0:00:00)

Ricky and Steve have some great tunes lined up, but then realize they might not get to play them all if they talk too much.

2. Bibles in His Trousers (0:00:39)

Steve is saddened he never got to see the MC Hammer cartoons, and discloses that MC Hammer now tours the religious scene. This doesn't surprise Ricky, since MC Hammer apparently used to keep a lot of Bibles in his trousers so he could give them to poor people. According to Ricky, his Film Review has been getting attention from the likes of Scorsese. Steve coins the title Hip-Hop Hooray for the first time. Ricky and Steve offer up their advertising skills to new and upcoming "two-bit bands", but then start making fun of the name "Pilkington" and annoy Karl in the process. Steve also makes one of the 1st references to Claire Sturgess's 'smack problem' saying she wouldn't be in school because she'd be in rehab.

3. Pilkie's Makin Music (0:05:04)

Karl guesses the Lostprophets are American. Karl and Steve discover they both had a mobile disco in their younger days. Karl worked together with his mate Colin Makin under the name Pilkie's Makin Music and Steve operated under The Rock and Roll DJs. Steve then quizzes the other two on what to play at a wedding do, and gives his rendition of Oh What a Night by Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons.

4. K-Fest (0:09:22)

They've been given two tickets for K-Fest to give away, and Ricky and Steve start mocking the obscurity of the bands and artists performing, making Karl laugh. Steve is astounded that not even university-educated Ricky recognises the word "Behemoth". You can win the tickets if you call in and answer the question "Who wants to go?", which is an early version of the question Ricky poses for prizes during The Podfather Trilogy series: "Um ... do you wan' 'em?"

5. Pissing in the Sink (0:12:36)

Ricky and Steve wonder what's the big deal about Nu Metal music. Steve's father got upset after listening to the 24 November 2001 show, where Steve slagged off his birthday presents. Ricky retells the Pissing in the Sink story from Xfm Series 0. It turned out that Jane's mother had been listening to that show and asked her daughter about it afterwards. Jane denied everything, telling her Ricky made the lot up.

6. Pissing on Jane (0:16:19)

According to Ricky, there are societies (well, cats) where, when you wee on something you own it. Karl has useful information for people who've been stung by jellyfish. Ricky embarrasses himself some more by telling a story about when he was drunk once, and he mistook the bed for a toilet.

7. A Magpie Called Maggie (0:20:28)

When he was young, Ricky tried to frighten his sister with a snakeskin he had found on the beach, but is told years later by her it had been a used condom. Steve had a mate who gave the kiss of life to a dead bird. Ricky once killed a fish with a bow and arrow, then tried to erase all traces of his crime with Vim. Karl tells about his pet magpie back in the days when he was selling mackerel.

8. A Couple of Speakers (0:26:24)

Steve tells about the time he almost bought speakers from two guys who supposedly were delivery men for Dixons.
Song For The Lovers: Neil Young - A Man Needs A Maid

9. Ricky's Film Review (0:35:55)

Ricky reviews Schindler's List and gives it 9 out of 10. Karl hasn't seen it but gives it a 9 out of 10 because of "that red coat effect". Ricky offers Hollywood to give good reviews in exchange for money. As an example, he positively reviews Lord Of The Rings without even having seen it.

10. That Was a Load of Shit (0:39:32)

They ended up playing Muse, much to Ricky's dismay. Karl thinks it's not that bad, and states that Muse sounds similar to Radiohead. Steve reviews the White Stripes concert he went to, but ends up listing the instruments.
That Playstation Game Sounds Good: Feeder - Just A Day

11. Where’s Your Head At? (0:42:44)

Ricky never wants to play Feeling Good by Muse again. Or Kosheen. Steve wants a ban on Basement Jaxx. However, Ricky is willing to take bribes, like "Carter USM have sent me some chocolates...".

12. Kiss and Touch Karl (0:45:40)

Steve thanks Karl for his contributions, and thinks they should make up for the Muse incident, prompting Steve and Ricky to go over to Karl to kiss and touch him. As Song For The Ladies starts playing, Steve can be heard saying to Ricky "Take the jumper off".
Song For The Ladies: Drugstore - White Magic For Lovers

Quotes

Ricky: The cartoon went mad and started spending a lot of money.

Ricky: Mark Lanegan really playing there?
Karl: I think so.
Ricky: God! Who's that?

Steve: And they went, "Ayyy. D’ya’ wanna buy a coupla speakers?" And I said: Yes I do!

Steve: They were the best band I had seen live since I saw a little band, you might have heard of, called Oasis For Five Pounds at Coventry Poly
Ricky: Ya? That's a long name for a band.

Playlist

Ash - There's a Star
Eminem - The Real Slim Shady
Lostprophets - Shinobi vs. Dragon Ninja
Coldplay - Yellow
Sum41 - In Too Deep
De La Soul - Watch Out
Oasis - Don't Look Back In Anger
Hip-Hop Hooray: Mad Skillz - Ghostwriter
Gorillaz - Rok Da House
Wu Tang Clan - Gravel Pit
Song For The Lovers: Neil Young - A Man Needs A Maid
Eels - Fresh Feeling
Muse - Feeling Good
That Playstation Game Sounds Good: Feeder - Just A Day
Radiohead - Just
Song For The Ladies: Drugstore - White Magic For Lovers

External Links

White Van Speaker Scam on Wikipedia
List of the 2001 dates and artists of K-Fest
Mark Lanegan on Wikipedia

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Presenters Ricky Gervais | Stephen Merchant | Karl Pilkington
Others Claire Sturgess | Ian Camfield | Simon Pegg | Nick Frost
Features Monkey News | Rockbusters | Song For The Ladies | Song For The Lovers
Hip-Hop Hooray | Cheap as Chimps | White Van Karl | Songs of Phrase
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