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A fire breaks out in the Xfm building, [[Karl Pilkington|Karl]] explains the history of the baguette and [[Ricky Gervais|Ricky]] describes his brief encounter with "The Fizz".
Transcript being compiled by [[User:Gtpod|Gtpod]].
 
[[12 January 2002]]: A fire breaks out in the Xfm building, [[Karl Pilkington|Karl]] explains the history of the baguette and [[Ricky Gervais|Ricky]] describes his brief encounter with "The Fizz."


==Track Listing==
==Track Listing==
1. '''[[12 January 2002/Transcript#Small_Man_Complex|Small Man Complex]]'''
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<br>Ricky and Steve discuss height issues among actors which non-surprisingly ends up as a discussion of Steve's 6'7" body.
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2. '''[[12 January 2002/Transcript#Feet_On_Fire|Feet On Fire]]'''
====1. [[12 January 2002/Transcript#Small_Man_Complex|Small Man Complex]] ''(0:00:00)'' ====
<br>Steve explains the disadvantages of being "freakishly tall" but is cut short by a fire alarm.
Ricky and Steve discuss height issues among actors which non-surprisingly ends up as a discussion of Steve's 6'7" body.
 
====2. [[12 January 2002/Transcript#Feet_On_Fire|Feet On Fire]] ''(0:02:48)''====
 
Steve explains the disadvantages of being "freakishly tall" but is cut short by a fire alarm.
3. '''[[12 January 2002/Transcript#Brrraaaakk_Sarge!|Brrraaaakk Sarge!]]'''
====3. [[12 January 2002/Transcript#Brrraaaakk_Sarge!|Brrraaaakk Sarge!]] ''(0:06:39)''====
<br>Steve continues telling his New Year's story, where two girls approach him with a question he wasn't expecting.
Steve continues telling his New Year's story, where two girls approach him with a question he wasn't expecting.
 
====4. [[12 January 2002/Transcript#Freaks_Of_America|Freaks Of America]] ''(0:08:57)''====
 
Steve recounts a story of his time in America, in which Ricky notices similarities between his experience and Mr. Benn before moving onto a discussion about sexy cartoon characters.
4. '''[[12 January 2002/Transcript#Freaks_Of_America|Freaks Of America]]'''
====5. [[12 January 2002/Transcript#Bootlegs|Bootlegs]] ''(0:13:38)''====
<br>Steve recounts a story of his time in America, in which Ricky notices similarities between his experience and Mr. Benn, before moving onto a discussion about sexy cartoon characters.
Ricky and Steve endorse piracy, then make a mockery of a rival station's DJ.
 
====6. [[12 January 2002/Transcript#Then_We're_All_Shafted|Then We're All Shafted]] ''(0:16:02)''====
 
Steve and Karl discuss astronomy, and Ricky instantly dismisses Karl's information on the history of the baguette.
5. '''[[12 January 2002/Transcript#Bootlegs|Bootlegs]]'''
====7. [[12 January 2002/Transcript#Secret_Of_The_Century|Secret Of The Century]] ''(0:20:57)''====
<br>Ricky and Steve endorse piracy, then make a mockery of a rival station's DJ.
Amendments to the previous pasty discussion and baguette report are coupled with terrible French accents. Karl proceeds to give advice on how to test if you're being poisoned.
 
====8. [[12 January 2002/Transcript#Ice-Based_Laxative|Ice-Based Laxative]] ''(0:26:05)''====
 
Ricky's mate overheard a heated argument between a married couple whilst on holiday and Karl tries to justify the husband's actions.
6. '''[[12 January 2002/Transcript#Then_We're_All_Shafted|Then We're All Shafted]]'''
====9. [[12 January 2002/Transcript#A_Modern_Stone_Age_Family|A Modern Stone Age Family]] ''(0:29:59)''====
<br>Steve and Karl discuss astronomy, and Ricky instantly dismisses Karl's information on the history of the baguette.
Ricky and Steve discuss the social situations of prehistoric man then make fun of an 80 stone American.
 
====10. [[12 January 2002/Transcript#Seona_Dancing_Meets...|Seona Dancing Meets...]] ''(0:35:41)''====
 
Ricky explains how Bucks Fizz tried to smuggle his 80s band through customs on a flight to Newcastle.
7. '''[[12 January 2002/Transcript#Secret_Of_The_Century|Secret Of The Century]]'''
====11. [[12 January 2002/Transcript#Criss-Cross|Criss-Cross]] ''(0:41:51)''====
<br>Ammendments to the previous pasty discussion and baguette report are coupled with terrible French accents. Karl proceeds to give advice on how to test if you're being poisoned.
Steve attempts to show off by tempting Ricky and Karl to ask him questions about an embargoed film.
 
 
8. '''[[12 January 2002/Transcript#Ice-Based_Laxative|Ice-Based Laxative]]'''
<br>Ricky's mate overheard a heated argument between a married couple whilst on holiday and Karl tries to justify the husband's actions.
 
 
9. '''[[12 January 2002/Transcript#A_Modern_Stone_Age_Family|A Modern Stone Age Family]]'''  
<br>Ricky and Steve discuss the social situations of prehistoric man then make fun of an 80 stone American.
 
 
10. '''[[12 January 2002/Transcript#Seona_Dancing_Meets...|Seona Dancing Meets...]]'''  
<br>Ricky explains how Bucks Fizz tried to smuggle his 80s band through customs on a flight to Newcastle.
 
 
11. '''[[12 January 2002/Transcript#Criss-Cross|Criss-Cross]]'''  
<br>Steve attempts to show off by tempting Ricky and Karl to ask him questions about an embargoed film.


==Quotes==
==Quotes==
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<br>'''Karl:''' I'm a Virgo.
<br>'''Karl:''' I'm a Virgo.
<br>'''Ricky:''' ... No, no, that... No, you don't understand, it's... Just... "I'm a Virgo" ?
<br>'''Ricky:''' ... No, no, that... No, you don't understand, it's... Just... "I'm a Virgo" ?
<br><br>'''Karl:''' Were you a tall baby?
==Playlist==
==Playlist==
P.O.D - Youth of a Nation
P.O.D - Alive
<br>Muse - Plug In Baby
<br>Muse - Plug In Baby
<br>Mercury Rev - The Dark is Rising
<br>Mercury Rev - The Dark is Rising
<br>Happy Mondays - Step On
<br>Happy Mondays - Step On
<br>N.E.R.D. - Bobby James
<br>[[Hip-Hop Hooray]]: N.E.R.D. - Bobby James
<br>The Hives - Hate To Say I Told You So
<br>The Hives - Hate To Say I Told You So
<br>[[Song For The Lovers]]: ''Radiohead - Let Down''
<br>[[Song For The Lovers]]: ''Radiohead - Let Down''
<br>The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist
<br>The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist
<br>Ash - There's A Star
<br>Ash - There's A Star
<br>[[A Song That I Like]]: ''Patty Smith - Gloria''
<br>[[A Song That I Like]]: ''Patti Smith - Gloria''
<br>The Dandy Warhols - Bohemian Like You
<br>The Dandy Warhols - Bohemian Like You
<br>Hundred Reasons - I'll Find You
<br>Hundred Reasons - I'll Find You
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<br>[[Song For The Ladies]]: ''The Rolling Stones - Wild Horses''
<br>[[Song For The Ladies]]: ''The Rolling Stones - Wild Horses''


==Extras==
{{Xfm Box}}
[[12 January 2002/Transcript|Transcript of the show]] ('''incomplete - needs completion''')


==Download==
[[Category:Episode Pages|1.08]]
[[Download:Xfm#12_January_2002|Download Page]]
 
{{Xfm Box}}

Latest revision as of 00:24, 2 August 2020

Xfm Series 1
November 2001 - May 2002
List of episodes

Episodes:

  1. 10 November 2001 (Transcript)
  2. 17 November 2001 (Transcript)
  3. 24 November 2001 (Transcript)
  4. 01 December 2001 (Transcript)
  5. 08 December 2001 (Transcript)
  6. 15 December 2001 (Transcript)
  7. 22 December 2001 (Transcript)
  8. 12 January 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.1
  9. 19 January 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.2
  10. 26 January 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.3
  11. 09 February 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.4
  12. 16 February 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.5
  13. 23 February 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.6
  14. 02 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.7
  15. 09 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.8
  16. 16 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.9
  17. 23 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.10
  18. 30 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.11
  19. 06 April 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.12
  20. 13 April 2002 (Transcript)
  21. 20 April 2002 (Transcript)
  22. 27 April 2002 (Transcript)
  23. 04 May 2002 (Transcript)

A fire breaks out in the Xfm building, Karl explains the history of the baguette and Ricky describes his brief encounter with "The Fizz".

Track Listing

For a full transcript of this episode see 12 January 2002/Transcript.

1. Small Man Complex (0:00:00)

Ricky and Steve discuss height issues among actors which non-surprisingly ends up as a discussion of Steve's 6'7" body.

2. Feet On Fire (0:02:48)

Steve explains the disadvantages of being "freakishly tall" but is cut short by a fire alarm.

3. Brrraaaakk Sarge! (0:06:39)

Steve continues telling his New Year's story, where two girls approach him with a question he wasn't expecting.

4. Freaks Of America (0:08:57)

Steve recounts a story of his time in America, in which Ricky notices similarities between his experience and Mr. Benn before moving onto a discussion about sexy cartoon characters.

5. Bootlegs (0:13:38)

Ricky and Steve endorse piracy, then make a mockery of a rival station's DJ.

6. Then We're All Shafted (0:16:02)

Steve and Karl discuss astronomy, and Ricky instantly dismisses Karl's information on the history of the baguette.

7. Secret Of The Century (0:20:57)

Amendments to the previous pasty discussion and baguette report are coupled with terrible French accents. Karl proceeds to give advice on how to test if you're being poisoned.

8. Ice-Based Laxative (0:26:05)

Ricky's mate overheard a heated argument between a married couple whilst on holiday and Karl tries to justify the husband's actions.

9. A Modern Stone Age Family (0:29:59)

Ricky and Steve discuss the social situations of prehistoric man then make fun of an 80 stone American.

10. Seona Dancing Meets... (0:35:41)

Ricky explains how Bucks Fizz tried to smuggle his 80s band through customs on a flight to Newcastle.

11. Criss-Cross (0:41:51)

Steve attempts to show off by tempting Ricky and Karl to ask him questions about an embargoed film.

Quotes

Steve: She hangs around with a dog.
Ricky: Do lesbians do that?
Steve: Well have you seen some lesbians? They're right dogs. Goodnight!

Ricky: How old are you?
Karl: ...29.
Ricky: So you were just coming out of your teens---
Karl: I'm a Virgo.
Ricky: ... No, no, that... No, you don't understand, it's... Just... "I'm a Virgo" ?

Karl: Were you a tall baby?

Playlist

P.O.D - Alive
Muse - Plug In Baby
Mercury Rev - The Dark is Rising
Happy Mondays - Step On
Hip-Hop Hooray: N.E.R.D. - Bobby James
The Hives - Hate To Say I Told You So
Song For The Lovers: Radiohead - Let Down
The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist
Ash - There's A Star
A Song That I Like: Patti Smith - Gloria
The Dandy Warhols - Bohemian Like You
Hundred Reasons - I'll Find You
That Film Sounds Good: Elton John - Tiny Dancer
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Love Burns
Song For The Ladies: The Rolling Stones - Wild Horses

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Presenters Ricky Gervais | Stephen Merchant | Karl Pilkington
Others Claire Sturgess | Ian Camfield | Simon Pegg | Nick Frost
Features Monkey News | Rockbusters | Song For The Ladies | Song For The Lovers
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