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'''Previous usernames:''' CalumTP | '''Previous usernames:''' CalumTP | ||
'''Nickname(s):''' | '''Nickname(s):''' ''Cal'' | ||
'''Pilkipedia Accomplishments:''' | '''Pilkipedia Accomplishments:''' | ||
==Biography== | |||
Calum (pronounced "CAL-um" as opposed to "CAIL-um") is a Pilkipedian from Manchester known for his aloof manner and gallivanting with women. Not surprisingly, he is an employee of the British government. | |||
== | He has been heavily involved in the forum and posts frequently despite his repeated claims that he "can't be arsed" to read most threads or posts, and never watches/listens to any video or audio created by his fellow Pilkis. For this and other reasons, he has been the target of ironic scorn, as evidenced by the classic [http://www.pilkipedia.co.uk/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=9025 "Pilkipedians you hate"] thread. The fact that he takes these things well has kept him in the "enduring and endearing" status. | ||
==Notable Quotes== | |||
"realised i was staring at this nubian princess in front of me and she noticed and was like sorry can i help you and in my head i was like 'i'm sorry you're just the most beautiful person i've ever seen, marry me' but my stupid face went 'sorry i was looking at...your keyboard'. fucking fail." | |||
"All this positivity is making me feel sick. Where's the misery I crave?" | |||
Latest revision as of 17:17, 17 August 2013
Calum
Previous usernames: CalumTP
Nickname(s): Cal
Pilkipedia Accomplishments:
Biography
Calum (pronounced "CAL-um" as opposed to "CAIL-um") is a Pilkipedian from Manchester known for his aloof manner and gallivanting with women. Not surprisingly, he is an employee of the British government.
He has been heavily involved in the forum and posts frequently despite his repeated claims that he "can't be arsed" to read most threads or posts, and never watches/listens to any video or audio created by his fellow Pilkis. For this and other reasons, he has been the target of ironic scorn, as evidenced by the classic "Pilkipedians you hate" thread. The fact that he takes these things well has kept him in the "enduring and endearing" status.
Notable Quotes
"realised i was staring at this nubian princess in front of me and she noticed and was like sorry can i help you and in my head i was like 'i'm sorry you're just the most beautiful person i've ever seen, marry me' but my stupid face went 'sorry i was looking at...your keyboard'. fucking fail."
"All this positivity is making me feel sick. Where's the misery I crave?"