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This is one of [[Karl]]'s more ridiculous stories that he read 'on some site' on the internet. It begins when he, [[Ricky]] and [[Steve]] are discussing doctors, and Karl gives this as one of the reasons he doesn't trust them...


== The Pork Chop Tumour ==
An old woman visits her GP for a routine check up, as she's getting on a bit, and just wants to make sure she's okay. The doctor asks her to undress and gives her an 'all over' check and pronounces her in perfect health. However, as she turns her back to get dressed the doctor says "Oh God!". The lady asks what's wrong and the doctor says " There's a lump...a tumour on your buttock..." and so the doctor immediately schedules the old woman for an operation.
(see Episode 3, Series 1(not the early years)
The operation goes ahead a few days later, and the surgeons find out that the tumour is not in fact a tumour, but... a pork chop.
Apparently she sat on one five years ago, and it got stuck to her.


This is one of Karl's more ridiculous stories that he read 'on some site' on the internet:
To which Ricky replies "I'm leaving, I'm never doin' this show again. THIS WOMAN HAD A ''PORK CHOP'' STUCK TO HER ARSE FOR 5 YEARS! OF COURSE SHE DIDN'T, YOU MENTAL CASE!"
It begins when the three of them are discussing doctors, and Karl gives this as one of the reasons he doesn't trust them...


An old woman visits her GP for a routine check up, as she's getting on a bit, and just wants to make sure she's ok, the Dr asks her to undress, he gives her an 'all over' check and pronounces her in perfect health, however, as she turns her back to get dressed the Dr says "Oh God!" the lady asks whats wrong and the Dr says " There's a lump...a tumour on your buttock..." and so the Dr immediately schedules the old woman for an operation.
== See also ==
And so the operation goes ahead a few days later, and the surgeons find out that the tumour, is not in fact, a tumour but......
*[[18 January 2003]]
'''A pork chop'''.
*[https://i.imgur.com/eS5Vfno.jpg The original Pork Chop story as it appeared, and which Karl read, in the Fortean Times]
Apparently she sat on one five years ago, and over the years it fused to become a part of her...


 
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To which Ricky replies "i'm leaving, i'm never doin this shows again, THIS WOMAN HAD A ''PORK CHOP'' STUCK TO HER ASS FOR 5 YEARS! YOU MENTAL CASE! OF COURSE SHE DIDN'T"
 
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Latest revision as of 01:57, 18 July 2019

This is one of Karl's more ridiculous stories that he read 'on some site' on the internet. It begins when he, Ricky and Steve are discussing doctors, and Karl gives this as one of the reasons he doesn't trust them...

An old woman visits her GP for a routine check up, as she's getting on a bit, and just wants to make sure she's okay. The doctor asks her to undress and gives her an 'all over' check and pronounces her in perfect health. However, as she turns her back to get dressed the doctor says "Oh God!". The lady asks what's wrong and the doctor says " There's a lump...a tumour on your buttock..." and so the doctor immediately schedules the old woman for an operation. The operation goes ahead a few days later, and the surgeons find out that the tumour is not in fact a tumour, but... a pork chop. Apparently she sat on one five years ago, and it got stuck to her.

To which Ricky replies "I'm leaving, I'm never doin' this show again. THIS WOMAN HAD A PORK CHOP STUCK TO HER ARSE FOR 5 YEARS! OF COURSE SHE DIDN'T, YOU MENTAL CASE!"

See also

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