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{{Ricky|Coldplay and “In My Place” on XFM 104.9. I’m Ricky Gervais, with me Steve Merchant. }} | |||
{{Steve|Hello there. Lovely to be here. }} | |||
{{Ricky|Karl Pilkington there, pressing the buttons. }} | |||
{{Steve|Great to be here.}} | |||
{{Ricky|Yeah.}} | |||
{{Steve|How long can you maintain it? }} | |||
{{Ricky|I’m bored already.}} | |||
{{Steve|Yeah, already bored of doing it.}} | |||
{{Ricky|Bored already!}} | |||
{{Steve|Every week you start it the same way.}} | |||
{{Ricky|Yeah.}} | |||
{{Steve|That was not bad, though. You, actually, grammatically made sense, which is--}} | |||
{{Ricky|Really?}} | |||
{{Steve|Impressive. Yeah, yeah, yeah.}} | |||
{{Ricky|Thanks very much. }} | |||
{{Steve|A rare treat, indeed, for Ricky Gervais.}} | |||
{{Ricky|Yeah. Um… some of the, uh, listeners have already worked out I’ve got nothing to say at all.}} | |||
{{Act:Steve|Steve laughs}} | |||
{{Steve|Sure.}} | |||
{{Ricky|Haven’t prepared again.}} | |||
{{Steve|No.}} | |||
{{Ricky|We were- we did come in a half hour early to prepare, but, instead, me and Karl were playing- you had to flick the football into the bin--}} | |||
{{Steve|Right.}} | |||
{{Ricky|You had five goes each or the world was going to end.}} | |||
{{Steve|Okay.}} | |||
{{Ricky|And that- that took up--}} | |||
{{Steve|That took up a good twenty-five minutes. }} | |||
{{Ricky|Yeah. I liked it when we came back and then we started just trying to beat each other in the corridor and I beat him. I scored a goal and he was gutted cause he thought he fancied himself a footballer and I beat him. Um, and I was knackered and sweating.}} | |||
{{Steve|Yeah.}} | |||
{{Ricky|Um, and, uh, as I walked back to you about five minutes ago, you were looking through the records, you went, and this was lovely, you went, “Well, with another preparation, then.” }} | |||
{{Steve|Yeah.}} | |||
{{Ricky|Like a sarcastic teacher.}} | |||
{{Steve|Yeah. Like a teenager, like an annoyed teenager whose parents have embarrassed him once again.}} | |||
{{Act:Ricky|Ricky laughs}} | |||
{{Steve|You beat Karl, did you?}} | |||
{{Ricky|Yeah.}} | |||
{{Steve|Cause you’re not- I mean, you’re not particularly--}} | |||
{{Ricky|I’m not good at football, no.}} | |||
{{Steve|Well, you’re not particularly nimble on your feet.}} | |||
{{Ricky|Oh, c’mon.}} | |||
{{Steve|No, you’re not. Douglas Bader is, um, more nimble.}} | |||
{{Ricky|I’m alright, I’m alright. But it- Karl’s, sort of, I think has got more skills than me, but he hasn’t got the aggression and the weight.}} | |||
{{Steve|Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.}} | |||
{{Ricky|So I just pushed him aside.}} | |||
{{Steve|Yeah, good work.}} | |||
{{Ricky|Yeah. I’m going on holiday.}} | |||
{{Steve|Are you?}} | |||
{{Ricky|Yeah, I’m not here next week. What are you going to do, Karl? Are you going to do the best of or something next week, aren’t ya?}} | |||
{{Karl|Yeah, that’s what we got to sort out.}} | |||
{{Ricky|Well, we can’t sort it out. I’ve literally- I’ve got to get to the airport after this.}} | |||
{{Karl|No, no, straight after this show you’ve got to do some links.}} | |||
{{Ricky|No, I’m not doing any links! I said I wouldn’t, so…}} | |||
{{Karl|That’s what we planned! }} | |||
{{Ricky|No we didn’t. I said I’d do some during the show and then you--}} | |||
{{Karl|I thought you were joking!}} | |||
{{Ricky|I-I-I honestly can’t do it today, so we’ll do some during the show. What are you going to do, just put the shows that we’ve done this year?}} | |||
{{Steve|Sorry guys, uh, hate to interrupt. This is the sort of stuff we should have been discussing when you were playing football.}} | |||
{{Act:Ricky|Ricky laughs}} | |||
{{Ricky|I know. Play a reco- what are you going to- play, play a record.}} | |||
{{Steve|Let’s have a little bit of Foo Fighters. }} | |||
{{Ricky|Okay. }} | |||
{{Steve|Let’s just discuss this off air.}} | |||
{{Ricky|Okay.}} | |||
==Going on Holiday With Ricky Gervais== | ==Going on Holiday With Ricky Gervais== |
Revision as of 05:53, 11 January 2009
This is a transcription of the 07 September 2002 episode, from Xfm Series 2
Office Olympics
Ricky: Coldplay and “In My Place” on XFM 104.9. I’m Ricky Gervais, with me Steve Merchant.
Steve: Hello there. Lovely to be here.
Ricky: Karl Pilkington there, pressing the buttons.
Steve: Great to be here.
Ricky: Yeah.
Steve: How long can you maintain it?
Ricky: I’m bored already.
Steve: Yeah, already bored of doing it.
Ricky: Bored already!
Steve: Every week you start it the same way.
Ricky: Yeah.
Steve: That was not bad, though. You, actually, grammatically made sense, which is--
Ricky: Really?
Steve: Impressive. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ricky: Thanks very much.
Steve: A rare treat, indeed, for Ricky Gervais.
Ricky: Yeah. Um… some of the, uh, listeners have already worked out I’ve got nothing to say at all.
Steve laughs
Steve: Sure.
Ricky: Haven’t prepared again.
Steve: No.
Ricky: We were- we did come in a half hour early to prepare, but, instead, me and Karl were playing- you had to flick the football into the bin--
Steve: Right.
Ricky: You had five goes each or the world was going to end.
Steve: Okay.
Ricky: And that- that took up--
Steve: That took up a good twenty-five minutes.
Ricky: Yeah. I liked it when we came back and then we started just trying to beat each other in the corridor and I beat him. I scored a goal and he was gutted cause he thought he fancied himself a footballer and I beat him. Um, and I was knackered and sweating.
Steve: Yeah.
Ricky: Um, and, uh, as I walked back to you about five minutes ago, you were looking through the records, you went, and this was lovely, you went, “Well, with another preparation, then.”
Steve: Yeah.
Ricky: Like a sarcastic teacher.
Steve: Yeah. Like a teenager, like an annoyed teenager whose parents have embarrassed him once again.
Ricky laughs
Steve: You beat Karl, did you?
Ricky: Yeah.
Steve: Cause you’re not- I mean, you’re not particularly--
Ricky: I’m not good at football, no.
Steve: Well, you’re not particularly nimble on your feet.
Ricky: Oh, c’mon.
Steve: No, you’re not. Douglas Bader is, um, more nimble.
Ricky: I’m alright, I’m alright. But it- Karl’s, sort of, I think has got more skills than me, but he hasn’t got the aggression and the weight.
Steve: Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ricky: So I just pushed him aside.
Steve: Yeah, good work.
Ricky: Yeah. I’m going on holiday.
Steve: Are you?
Ricky: Yeah, I’m not here next week. What are you going to do, Karl? Are you going to do the best of or something next week, aren’t ya?
Karl: Yeah, that’s what we got to sort out.
Ricky: Well, we can’t sort it out. I’ve literally- I’ve got to get to the airport after this.
Karl: No, no, straight after this show you’ve got to do some links.
Ricky: No, I’m not doing any links! I said I wouldn’t, so…
Karl: That’s what we planned!
Ricky: No we didn’t. I said I’d do some during the show and then you--
Karl: I thought you were joking!
Ricky: I-I-I honestly can’t do it today, so we’ll do some during the show. What are you going to do, just put the shows that we’ve done this year?
Steve: Sorry guys, uh, hate to interrupt. This is the sort of stuff we should have been discussing when you were playing football.
Ricky laughs
Ricky: I know. Play a reco- what are you going to- play, play a record.
Steve: Let’s have a little bit of Foo Fighters.
Ricky: Okay.
Steve: Let’s just discuss this off air.
Ricky: Okay.