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This a collection of opinions and quotes by Ricky Gervais listed by topic. Click here to see Ricky Gervais Quotes By Date.

"There is no way! A monkey launched a rocket!! You idiot!"
-Podcast Series 1, Episode One

(Making a chimp sound) "a-a.. You go for the nose.. a-a-a I'll go for his bollocks a-a-a-a-a-a"
-Podcast Series 1, Episode Three

"Go wash your hands, after licking your hands - you're not a cat!"

"So what you're really doing is watching another bloke wank?"

"Karl, you're an idiot!"

"Don't talk shit."

"You've got a head like a fucking orange..."

"I say 'tube'..."

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-"you dont know pleasure till you have been woken at 3 in the morning by the sound of your nan pissing in a tin bucket" (podcasts and fame)
-==xfm==
-napolean talked english but in a very funny french accent (xfm series 1 ep 7)
-"we can now see two things from space fatty and steve merchant" (xfm)
-"his big fatty fatty fattness sort of fatted on the fat table" (talking about a man steve saw in america in an all you can eat diner on xfm )
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