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''"What we're doing here, right, is just giving you a bit of monkey news that's gone on, where a monkey's been involved in it. Good little story an' that."'' - [[Karl Pilkington]] (The Ricky Gervais Podcast, 5 December 2005) | ''"What we're doing here, right, is just giving you a bit of monkey news that's gone on, where a monkey's been involved in it. Good little story an' that."'' - [[Karl Pilkington]] (The Ricky Gervais Podcast, 5 December 2005) | ||
'''Monkey News''' (originally '''Chimpanzee That''') was a regular feature of the Xfm radio shows, and some podcasts, in which Karl re-tells a story he has read about a monkey or an ape. The stories are usually very loosely based on a factual report he has read on the Internet where monkeys (or more often, chimpanzees) have done something very unusual or human-like. [[Ricky]] introduces this section with a jingle: "Ooooh, Chimpanzee That! MONKEYNEWS yerff-cc--grr", as is usually the case with other features of the show. On the final show of the [[ | '''Monkey News''' (originally '''Chimpanzee That''') was a regular feature of the Xfm radio shows, and some podcasts, in which Karl re-tells a story he has read about a monkey or an ape. The stories are usually very loosely based on a factual report he has read on the Internet where monkeys (or more often, chimpanzees) have done something very unusual or human-like. [[Ricky Gervais]] introduces this section with a jingle: "Ooooh, Chimpanzee That! MONKEYNEWS yerff-cc--grr", as is usually the case with other features of the show. On the final show of the [[Podcast Series 1|first series]] of [[The Ricky Gervais Show]] podcasts, Karl announced he would no longer be doing "Monkey News" as he believes all news featuring monkeys has been covered. | ||
== History == | == History == | ||
[[Hairy Chinese Kid]] and other hirsute children were | [[Hairy Chinese Kid]] and other hirsute children were mentioned by Karl many times in Series 1 and early in Series 2 of the Xfm shows; many people see this as the precursor to Monkey News. In episode 22 of series 2 Karl tells Ricky and Steve of a chimpanzee with human traits (such as drinking brandy and flirting with women!) - this is his first telling of the story of [[Oliver the Humanzee]]. The following week (Series 2, Episode 23) sees this become a proper weekly feature of the show for the first time (called Chimpanzee That) complete with its own jingle, performed by Ricky ("Ooooh, Chimpanzee That!"). In Episode 30 of series 2 the feature is referred to as Monkey News for the first time, rather than Chimpanzee That, but the Monkey News jingle is not used. | ||
==List Of Monkey News Items== | ==List Of Monkey News Items== | ||
===[[Xfm]] | ===[[Xfm Shows]]=== | ||
*'''[[Xfm Series 2]]''' | *'''[[Xfm Series 2]]''' | ||
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**[[25 January 2003|2003-01-25]]: Monkey caught smoking a fag (First time jingle is used) | **[[25 January 2003|2003-01-25]]: Monkey caught smoking a fag (First time jingle is used) | ||
**[[01 February 2003|2003-02-01]]: Monkey named Crap | **[[01 February 2003|2003-02-01]]: Monkey named Crap | ||
**[[08 February 2003|2003-02-08]]: Monkey nicking | **[[08 February 2003|2003-02-08]]: Monkey nicking DVD's in Hackney | ||
**[[15 February 2003|2003-02-15]]: Monkey in India, waiting for the train | **[[15 February 2003|2003-02-15]]: Monkey in India, waiting for the train | ||
**[[15 March 2003|2003-03-15]]: Monkeys having a good chat | **[[15 March 2003|2003-03-15]]: Monkeys having a good chat | ||
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**[[05 July 2003|2003-07-05]]: Monkey health spa run by chimps | **[[05 July 2003|2003-07-05]]: Monkey health spa run by chimps | ||
**[[12 July 2003|2003-07-12]]: Monkey prison | **[[12 July 2003|2003-07-12]]: Monkey prison | ||
**[[19 July 2003|2003-07-19]]: Monkey runner in the | **[[19 July 2003|2003-07-19]]: Monkey runner in the Olympics | ||
**[[26 July 2003|2003-07-26]]: Monkey on a tricycle | **[[26 July 2003|2003-07-26]]: Monkey on a tricycle | ||
**[[09 August 2003|2003-08-09]]: Monkey mechanics on a Halfords advert / Monkey prostitute | **[[09 August 2003|2003-08-09]]: Monkey mechanics on a Halfords advert / Monkey prostitute | ||
**[[16 August 2003|2003-08-16]]: Monkey washing a potato & monkey football team | **[[16 August 2003|2003-08-16]]: Monkey washing a potato & monkey football team | ||
*''[[Xfm Series 3]]'' | *'''[[Xfm Series 3]]''' | ||
**[[01 November 2003|2003-11-01]]: Monkey in an old peoples home | **[[01 November 2003|2003-11-01]]: Monkey in an old peoples home | ||
**[[08 November 2003|2003-11-08]]: Monkey on a chat room | **[[08 November 2003|2003-11-08]]: Monkey on a chat room | ||
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**[[02 July 2005|2005-07-02]]: Monkey poker player | **[[02 July 2005|2005-07-02]]: Monkey poker player | ||
===[[Radio 2 Shows]] | ===[[Radio 2 Shows]]=== | ||
*'''2005''' | *'''2005''' | ||
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=== The Ricky Gervais Show Podcast === | === The Ricky Gervais Show Podcast === | ||
*'''Podcast - Series 1''' | *'''Podcast - Series 1''' | ||
**[[ | **[[Series 1 Episode 1]]: Monkey in space (visits the Moon), wasn't allowed to go back in space, ends up commiting suicide because couldn't reach "the buzz" similar to space traveling any other way | ||
**[[ | **[[Series 1 Episode 2]]: Monkey bargain hunter | ||
**[[ | **[[Series 1 Episode 3]]: Monkey Sanctuary | ||
**[[ | **[[Series 1 Episode 4]]: Monkey hosts chat show in Moscow, chats with Cher (this was something Steve Merchant suggested, and Karl then added it as part of the story) | ||
**[[ | **[[Series 1 Episode 5]]: Monkey lives with zoo keeper. Monkey starts acting like a human person, starts hitting on zoo keeper's wife, ends up living with zoo keeper's wife | ||
**[[ | **[[Series 1 Episode 6]]: Monkey saves people from burning building, still works for NY Fire Department | ||
**[[ | **[[Series 1 Episode 7]]: Monkey builder goes from building to building just building. ([http://www.stinkywinkles.com/mn.html Flash video]) | ||
**[[ | **[[Series 1 Episode 8]]: Monkey crashes bobsled during Winter Olympics because of photographers' cameras flashes, is taken by an ambulance, ends up in zoo with some sort of neck guard | ||
**[[ | **[[Series 1 Episode 9]]: Monkey Pilot, gets caught by a passenger who rushes into cockpit wanting a bag of nuts | ||
**[[ | **[[Series 1 Episode 10]]: Monkey Jockey, wins a race, grabs a fruit from a lady's hat and gets caught | ||
**[[ | **[[Series 1 Episode 11]]: Monkey eye surgeon - "Chimp Doctors"; man with a bad eyesight reads newspaper advertisement "Chimp doctors" as "cheap doctors", is bewildered after finding out his eyes were fixed by a chimp doctor | ||
**[[ | **[[Series 1 Episode 12]]: Monkey in space update, apparently there's a museum for "chimponauts" | ||
*'''Podcast - Series 3''' | *'''Podcast - Series 3''' | ||
**[[ | **[[Series 3 Episode 6]] Monkey brings "great ape fruit juice" to a town in the middle of nowhere, a long time ago. | ||
==Famous Monkeys== | ==Famous Monkeys== | ||
Revision as of 04:25, 26 January 2009
For the blog created by Ricky Gervais see Monkey News (blog)
"What we're doing here, right, is just giving you a bit of monkey news that's gone on, where a monkey's been involved in it. Good little story an' that." - Karl Pilkington (The Ricky Gervais Podcast, 5 December 2005)
Monkey News (originally Chimpanzee That) was a regular feature of the Xfm radio shows, and some podcasts, in which Karl re-tells a story he has read about a monkey or an ape. The stories are usually very loosely based on a factual report he has read on the Internet where monkeys (or more often, chimpanzees) have done something very unusual or human-like. Ricky Gervais introduces this section with a jingle: "Ooooh, Chimpanzee That! MONKEYNEWS yerff-cc--grr", as is usually the case with other features of the show. On the final show of the first series of The Ricky Gervais Show podcasts, Karl announced he would no longer be doing "Monkey News" as he believes all news featuring monkeys has been covered.
History
Hairy Chinese Kid and other hirsute children were mentioned by Karl many times in Series 1 and early in Series 2 of the Xfm shows; many people see this as the precursor to Monkey News. In episode 22 of series 2 Karl tells Ricky and Steve of a chimpanzee with human traits (such as drinking brandy and flirting with women!) - this is his first telling of the story of Oliver the Humanzee. The following week (Series 2, Episode 23) sees this become a proper weekly feature of the show for the first time (called Chimpanzee That) complete with its own jingle, performed by Ricky ("Ooooh, Chimpanzee That!"). In Episode 30 of series 2 the feature is referred to as Monkey News for the first time, rather than Chimpanzee That, but the Monkey News jingle is not used.
List Of Monkey News Items
Xfm Shows
- Xfm Series 2
- 2003-01-11: Hairy kid (hints to monkey news)
- 2003-01-18: Monkey that finishes the day off with a brandy (First Monkey News)
- 2003-01-25: Monkey caught smoking a fag (First time jingle is used)
- 2003-02-01: Monkey named Crap
- 2003-02-08: Monkey nicking DVD's in Hackney
- 2003-02-15: Monkey in India, waiting for the train
- 2003-03-15: Monkeys having a good chat
- 2003-03-29: Monkey photographer
- 2003-04-05: Monkey marriage
- 2003-04-12: Monkey foils a bank robbery (Monkey Alfred - Part 1)[1]
- 2003-04-26: Monkey Alfred makes a deal (Monkey Alfred - Part 2)
- 2003-05-03: Monkey that gets a decent job at a train station
- 2003-05-10: Monkey that got a gig in a hairdressers
- 2003-05-17: Monkey on a PC, typing "this is not a practical joke"
- 2003-05-31: Monkey 86, drives off to Spain.
- 2003-06-07: Monkey marriage II
- 2003-06-14: Monkey homeless in Russia
- 2003-06-21: Monkey business & monkey gets a thump in the head
- 2003-06-28: Monkeys join the army
- 2003-07-05: Monkey health spa run by chimps
- 2003-07-12: Monkey prison
- 2003-07-19: Monkey runner in the Olympics
- 2003-07-26: Monkey on a tricycle
- 2003-08-09: Monkey mechanics on a Halfords advert / Monkey prostitute
- 2003-08-16: Monkey washing a potato & monkey football team
- Xfm Series 3
- 2003-11-01: Monkey in an old peoples home
- 2003-11-08: Monkey on a chat room
- 2003-11-15: Monkey superhero
- 2003-11-29: Monkey throwing
- 2003-12-06: Monkey racing driver
- 2003-12-13: Monkey on a plane with no nuts
- 2004-01-03: Monkey Victorian ape-woman
- 2004-01-10: Monkey escapes from the lab
- 2004-01-17: Monkey farmers have a shoot-out
- Xfm Series 4
- 2005-05-28: Monkey SWAT team [2]
- 2005-06-04: Monkey porn
- 2005-06-11: Monkey chef
- 2005-06-18: Monkey in a home
- 2005-06-25: Monkey musician
- 2005-07-02: Monkey poker player
Radio 2 Shows
- 2005
- 2005-12-24: Monkey in Santa's grotto
- 2005-12-31: Monkey helps PC Wilcox of the LAPD
The Ricky Gervais Show Podcast
- Podcast - Series 1
- Series 1 Episode 1: Monkey in space (visits the Moon), wasn't allowed to go back in space, ends up commiting suicide because couldn't reach "the buzz" similar to space traveling any other way
- Series 1 Episode 2: Monkey bargain hunter
- Series 1 Episode 3: Monkey Sanctuary
- Series 1 Episode 4: Monkey hosts chat show in Moscow, chats with Cher (this was something Steve Merchant suggested, and Karl then added it as part of the story)
- Series 1 Episode 5: Monkey lives with zoo keeper. Monkey starts acting like a human person, starts hitting on zoo keeper's wife, ends up living with zoo keeper's wife
- Series 1 Episode 6: Monkey saves people from burning building, still works for NY Fire Department
- Series 1 Episode 7: Monkey builder goes from building to building just building. (Flash video)
- Series 1 Episode 8: Monkey crashes bobsled during Winter Olympics because of photographers' cameras flashes, is taken by an ambulance, ends up in zoo with some sort of neck guard
- Series 1 Episode 9: Monkey Pilot, gets caught by a passenger who rushes into cockpit wanting a bag of nuts
- Series 1 Episode 10: Monkey Jockey, wins a race, grabs a fruit from a lady's hat and gets caught
- Series 1 Episode 11: Monkey eye surgeon - "Chimp Doctors"; man with a bad eyesight reads newspaper advertisement "Chimp doctors" as "cheap doctors", is bewildered after finding out his eyes were fixed by a chimp doctor
- Series 1 Episode 12: Monkey in space update, apparently there's a museum for "chimponauts"
- Podcast - Series 3
- Series 3 Episode 6 Monkey brings "great ape fruit juice" to a town in the middle of nowhere, a long time ago.
Famous Monkeys
Monkey 86 - Drove to Spain after nicking a car from a magician he used to work for.
Alfred the Monkey - Intercepted a bank robber(mid-heist) and made off with his loot before returning to his zoo to try and negotiate the release of the other chimps.
Marty - The web-using monkey you can supposedly have a chat with over the internet.
Ham - The first monkey to be sent into space. According to Karl, when he pressed the 'left button' he gets a banana. Also, according to Karl, within the spaceship there are left, right, and reverse buttons.
Enos - The second monkey to go into space, following Ham's successful mission. In real life, the rocket did not sustain proper altitude and the mission had to be aborted so Enos was returned safely to Earth. In Karl's world, the two buttons became reversed so the one for "everything else" began dispensing bananas. Fortunately, Enos figured it out and is now living in a monkey retirement home with Ham and all the other "Chimponauts" "talking about the old times and that."
Crap - The first monkey to have his name tattooed to his forehead. Possible source [3], do a find on crap.
Ollie the Chimp - Again, a story that has a basis in fact, but Karl has extrapolated a load of old nonsense from the tale. In the world the rest of us inhabit, Ollie was a chimpanzee suspected to be a "missing link" between humans and apes. In Karl's world, Ollie befriended a zoo-keeper who took him out for dinners and eventually let him live with him. Ollie would "start the day with a cuppa tea, end on a brandy", and in the end of the story run off with the zoo-keeper's wife, leaving him a lonely divorcee. (See wikipedia: Humanzee, Oliver)
Download Links
Official animation of the monkey news
Monkey News compilations by liam700