08 February 2003/Transcript

This is a transcript of the 08 February 2003 episode, from Xfm Series 2

More Features Than Karl Has on His Face

Song: The Cardigans - For What It's Worth

Ricky: (Easy Listening DJ Voice) Oooh, chilly weather, why not put on a cardigan?

Steve Laughs

Ricky: (Easy Listening DJ Voice) That was The Cardigans.

Steve Laughs

Ricky: (Easy Listening DJ Voice) And "For What It's Worth". A lovely tune there. (Normal Voice) Uhh--

Steve: Ohh, that's a joy.

Ricky Giggles

Steve: We should definitely talk like that more often.

Ricky: XFM 104.9. Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington. All right?

Karl: All right?

Ricky: Yeh.

Steve: How's it going?

Ricky: Well, we got a jam-packed show today--

Steve: Go on.

Ricky: We got- we got- awww- we got so many feat- we got more features than Karl's got on his face--

Steve Laughs While Drinking

Ricky: (Laughing Slightly) Which is- which is about the same as Morph.

Steve: Yeah.

Ricky: Very few. It's just- it's just really a head, innit? The little--

Steve: That's where I've seen him before!

Ricky: Morph!

Steve: On "Take Hart".

Ricky: (Laughing) Ye-yeah, yeah!

Ricky Laughs

Ricky: Umm, we've got, uhh, "Rockbusters". That's- that's--

Steve: (Disappointed) Have we?

Ricky: Still going strong.

Steve: Aw, you know my feelings on that but fair enough.

Ricky: No, but he's- he's gonna- he's said he's gonna, um, buck his ideas up. We've got "Oooh Chimpanzee That!" - Karl finds a- a- an amusing, uh, monkey or ape-related story. Umm, we've got, uhh, "Karl in a Film" again.

Steve: Right. Excellent. Yeah, we've got a lot of great response from that, Karl, on the internet and on the email--

Ricky: It was my favorite thing that we've done.

Steve: People raving about that.

Ricky: Umm, and--

Steve: So, what, uh- can we say what the film is that we--

Ricky: And 'scuse mah French, we've got some bloody great music.

Steve: (Laughs Slightly) Ahhh. P- pardonnez moo- moi... I don't know, I can't speak French--

Ricky Laughs

Steve: I'm not a translator.

Ricky: Well, I'll just give you a taster: we've got Oasis, Cardigans which you've just heard there, we've got Lloyd Cole, we got a bit of Pretenders coming up, Eminem, Feeder, Coldplay, all the greats.

Steve: Can I play some Teenage Fan Club later, Rick?

Ricky: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What should we have now?

Pause

Karl: Oasis?

Ricky: Go on, then.

Karl: Yeah?

Karl Presses a button.

Steve: Brilliant.

Song: Oasis - Songbird