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==Episode 1== | |||
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:If moths have eyes, would they be happier? | :If moths have eyes, would they be happier? | ||
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:I'd rather be a blind moth | :I'd rather be a blind moth | ||
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===Second=== | |||
:Bubbled wallpaper. What a mess | :Bubbled wallpaper. What a mess | ||
:Washer dryer knackered. What a mess | :Washer dryer knackered. What a mess | ||
:Siamese twins seperated. One leg less | :Siamese twins seperated. One leg less | ||
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:I don't like jellyfish, they’re not a fish, they're just a blob | :I don't like jellyfish, they’re not a fish, they're just a blob | ||
:They don’t have eyes, fins or scales like a cod | :They don’t have eyes, fins or scales like a cod | ||
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:Get rid of them | :Get rid of them | ||
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:It would be spiteful | :It would be spiteful | ||
:To put jellyfish in a trifle | :To put jellyfish in a trifle | ||
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:For god sake, me belly ache | :For god sake, me belly ache | ||
Revision as of 22:06, 15 September 2006
Karl's Poems first appeared in the third series of the Podcast.
Episode 1
First
- If moths have eyes, would they be happier?
- How do they know they're not dead?
- Cavemen hunting for food,
- But not before they style the hair on their head
- What would last longer in dinosaur times?
- A blind man didn't stand a chance. Not with all them rocks about
- I'd rather be a blind moth
Episode 2
Second
- Bubbled wallpaper. What a mess
- Washer dryer knackered. What a mess
- Siamese twins seperated. One leg less
Episode 3
Third
- I don't like jellyfish, they’re not a fish, they're just a blob
- They don’t have eyes, fins or scales like a cod
- They float about blind, stinging people in the seas
- And no one eats jellyfish with chips and mushy peas
- Get rid of them
Fourth
- It would be spiteful
- To put jellyfish in a trifle
Fifth
- For god sake, me belly ache
- The doctor said it’s me kidney
- He said he’s got to stick a tube up me knob
- I said you got to be kidding me
- For god sake, knob ache.