09 August 2003

Karl wants to leave. Will he stay or will he go?

The heat...everyone is fed up. I remember this was a blazing hot time in Europe. Just an awful heat wave. Lots of dead Frogs an' that...

More knob news to start the show? Nudist talk... Karl had a school mate who was in an Olympic race. But what about the front shot? The tackle is swinging back and forth. Keeps women interested I guess, Karl thinks.

now---more quality knob news. Steve has a news story about ghoulash with a knob in it.

Songs of phrase this week--Galileo, stop talking to me about Science. Please, make me television.

Karl's mathematical problem of going thru the earth to australia. Ricky imagines Karl going back and forth like on a bungee.

What are you starin' at? This show was on in the week. The girl in it who had a huge face, looked like bo selecta.

Rik Waller talk about him whining about celebrity. Steve--the guy's just a bloater.

Ricky--everyone wants to eat ghoulash during a heat wave right?

the most banal contest ever on radio...songs of phrase

Karl's first time real laugh

Ricky Gervais for again proves his genius by making Karl (!) geniunely laugh for the first time. Although this isn't the first time, it really is good to hear him laugh...

Monkey news--and monkey news extra. monkey documentary and Halford's ads. using monkeys in the ads. Karl can't hardly finish monkey news cause ricky is making him laugh.

" i cant handle this...look at him."

they have to take a break and then finish monkey news after. monkey mechanics. karl--this is the first time i've laughed on air steve--what do you want....a cake? monkey documentary. monkey prostitute that was charging bananas so was getting fatter.