23 March 2002

Xfm Series 1 November 2001 - May 2002 List of episodes

Episodes: 10 November 2001 (Transcript) 17 November 2001 (Transcript) 24 November 2001 (Transcript) 01 December 2001 (Transcript) 08 December 2001 (Transcript) 15 December 2001 (Transcript) 22 December 2001 (Transcript) 12 January 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.1 19 January 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.2 26 January 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.3 09 February 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.4 16 February 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.5 23 February 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.6 02 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.7 09 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.8 16 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.9 23 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.10 30 March 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.11 06 April 2002 (Transcript) Early Years Ep.12 13 April 2002 (Transcript) 20 April 2002 (Transcript) 27 April 2002 (Transcript) 04 May 2002 (Transcript)

Track Listing

For a full transcript of this episode see 23 March 2002/Transcript

"What a lovely Saturday it is"

No Adam Ant/Karl's lesbian auntie (and "Ken Dodd") and her haunted house

"Water off a frog's back"/pipes are dying out/water filters/Steve's features need sorting out

Balloons: "Karl's gone off the idea"/"Oi, lanky! You've dropped your phone!"/Karl on "Stars In Their Eyes"

White van Karl: Channel 4 producer duped a school into thinking he was a pupil/EMI and Mariah Carey/money stolen from Heathrow - "what is all that money doing there?"/Karl's trip around Kelloggs/Karl working in Cordon Bleu; stuck in a puddle in a trolley

The re-education of Karl Pilkington: Winston Churchill

Churchill was on drugs/bees and turtles/fables

Karl's not impressed by fables

Quotes

Kark: I went down to Kellogs, saw me sisters boyfriend at the time, he sorted me out with some variety packs

Karl: I nearly got mugged, but i tried this technique, of acting a bit mental

Playlist

Richard X vs. Sugababes - "Are Freaks Electric" ("Freak Like Me") Listen
Badly Drawn Boy - "Silent Sigh"
The Las - "There She Goes"
Simon And Garfunkel - "America"
Strokes - "Last Nite"
X-Press 2 - "Lazy"
Electric Soft Parade - "There's A Silence"
Gomez - "Shot Shot"
- "It Already Is"
Starsailor - "Poor Miguided Fool"
The Hives - "Hate To Say I Told You So"
N*E*R*D - "Hip Hop Hooray"

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