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== Flip The Bird == | |||
{{Ricky|We don’t know…}} | |||
{{Steve|Yeah, The problem with me is it’s like when you multiply anything with naught.}} | |||
{{Act:Together|DJ1 and Ricky Laugh}} | |||
{{Other|DJ1|To the power of as well…}} | |||
{{Steve|Nothing ever happens.}} | |||
{{Other|DJ1|Yeah, okay shame.}} | |||
{{Ricky|And I’m a fat little ugly fella like that Reg Varney.}} | |||
{{Other|DJ2|Were there loads of people there that you don’t like and you could go up to afterwards and almost like metaphorically flip the bird?}} | |||
{{Ricky|What’s that mean?}} | |||
{{Other|DJ2|Last week…you know “Flip the Bird”.}} | |||
{{Ricky|You dirty…No.}} | |||
{{Other|DJ2|Middle finger.}} | |||
{{Ricky|And you see I’m married, Steve’s single and he doesn’t…}} | |||
{{Other|DJ2|No what are you talking about…and there’s lots of people there…}} | |||
{{Ricky|I thought it was a euphemism…sorry.}} | |||
{{Other|DJ2|…Who you haven’t got on with in the past, and then they’re all being really nice to you…}} | |||
{{Steve|We got on with everyone don’t we?}} | |||
{{Ricky|What does “Flip the bird” mean?}} | |||
{{Other|DJ2|Flip the bird means……you’ve got that hipster thing.}} | |||
{{Steve|The finger, it means giving the finger.}} | |||
{{Ricky|Yeah but I thought there was a dirty metaphor.}} | |||
{{Other|DJ2|No!}} | |||
{{Steve|You’re always thinking this!}} | |||
{{Other|DJ2|Don’t bring me down to your level till at least 5 minutes…Coming up after the break we’ve got Steve and Ricky and the lovely Claire will be driving their desk. Alright Claire?}} | |||
{{Other|Claire|Hello!}} | |||
{{Other|DJ2|Don’t bend over like that Claire.}} | |||
{{Other|Claire|Sorry!}} | |||
{{Other|DJ2|Put a longer top on or something. You alright boys, you your very studious there.}} | |||
{{Steve|We are, we’re working hard on the show.}} | |||
{{Ricky|Just working out what we’re gonna play Dermot and what order!}} | |||
{{Act:Other|DJ2 Laughs}} | |||
{{Ricky|Ummm}} | |||
{{Other|DJ2|I love the way you even live the pretence.}} | |||
{{Other|DJ1|What about some Foo Fighters mixed with The Strokes, Ricky?}} | |||
{{Ricky|I wouldn’t mind a bit of The Strokes or New Order, what shall we kick in with?}} | |||
{{Steve|Err undecided yet Rick probably got some ads to err to help us decide.}} | |||
{{Other|DJ2|That dilemma.}} | |||
{{Steve|Some advertising.}} | |||
{{Other|DJ2|That dilemma will be revealed in just under four minutes, stick around for it.}} | |||
{{Steve|Merry Christmas Dermot.}} | |||
== Clean For Christmas == | == Clean For Christmas == | ||
Revision as of 21:38, 15 November 2007
Flip The Bird
Ricky: We don’t know…
Steve: Yeah, The problem with me is it’s like when you multiply anything with naught.
DJ1 and Ricky Laugh
DJ1: To the power of as well…
Steve: Nothing ever happens.
DJ1: Yeah, okay shame.
Ricky: And I’m a fat little ugly fella like that Reg Varney.
DJ2: Were there loads of people there that you don’t like and you could go up to afterwards and almost like metaphorically flip the bird?
Ricky: What’s that mean?
DJ2: Last week…you know “Flip the Bird”.
Ricky: You dirty…No.
DJ2: Middle finger.
Ricky: And you see I’m married, Steve’s single and he doesn’t…
DJ2: No what are you talking about…and there’s lots of people there…
Ricky: I thought it was a euphemism…sorry.
DJ2: …Who you haven’t got on with in the past, and then they’re all being really nice to you…
Steve: We got on with everyone don’t we?
Ricky: What does “Flip the bird” mean?
DJ2: Flip the bird means……you’ve got that hipster thing.
Steve: The finger, it means giving the finger.
Ricky: Yeah but I thought there was a dirty metaphor.
DJ2: No!
Steve: You’re always thinking this!
DJ2: Don’t bring me down to your level till at least 5 minutes…Coming up after the break we’ve got Steve and Ricky and the lovely Claire will be driving their desk. Alright Claire?
Claire: Hello!
DJ2: Don’t bend over like that Claire.
Claire: Sorry!
DJ2: Put a longer top on or something. You alright boys, you your very studious there.
Steve: We are, we’re working hard on the show.
Ricky: Just working out what we’re gonna play Dermot and what order!
DJ2 Laughs
Ricky: Ummm
DJ2: I love the way you even live the pretence.
DJ1: What about some Foo Fighters mixed with The Strokes, Ricky?
Ricky: I wouldn’t mind a bit of The Strokes or New Order, what shall we kick in with?
Steve: Err undecided yet Rick probably got some ads to err to help us decide.
DJ2: That dilemma.
Steve: Some advertising.
DJ2: That dilemma will be revealed in just under four minutes, stick around for it.
Steve: Merry Christmas Dermot.