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== Flip The Bird == | == Flip The Bird == | ||
{{Action|Joins Previous show mid-conversation...}} | {{Action|Joins Previous show with Steve and Ricky mid-conversation with presenter Dermot O'Leary and his Co-Presenter...}} | ||
{{Ricky|We don’t know…}} | {{Ricky|We don’t know…}} | ||
{{Steve|Yeah, The problem with me is it’s like when you multiply anything with naught.}} | {{Steve|Yeah, The problem with me is it’s like when you multiply anything with naught.}} | ||
{{Act:Together| | {{Act:Together|Co-Presenter and Ricky Laugh}} | ||
{{Other| | {{Other|Co-Presenter|To the power of as well…}} | ||
{{Steve|Nothing ever happens.}} | {{Steve|Nothing ever happens.}} | ||
{{Other| | {{Other|Co-Presenter|Yeah, okay shame.}} | ||
{{Ricky|And I’m a fat little ugly fella like that Reg Varney.}} | {{Ricky|And I’m a fat little ugly fella like that Reg Varney.}} | ||
{{Other| | {{Other|Dermot|Were there loads of people there that you don’t like and you could go up to afterwards and almost like metaphorically flip the bird?}} | ||
{{Ricky|What’s that mean?}} | {{Ricky|What’s that mean?}} | ||
{{Other| | {{Other|Dermot|Last week…you know “Flip the Bird”.}} | ||
{{Ricky|You dirty…No.}} | {{Ricky|You dirty…No.}} | ||
{{Other| | {{Other|Dermot|Middle finger.}} | ||
{{Ricky|And you see '''''I’m married''''', Steve’s single and he doesn’t…}} | {{Ricky|And you see '''''I’m married''''', Steve’s single and he doesn’t…}} | ||
{{Other| | {{Other|Dermot|No what are you talking about…and there’s lots of people there…}} | ||
{{Ricky|I thought it was a euphemism…sorry.}} | {{Ricky|I thought it was a euphemism…sorry.}} | ||
{{Other| | {{Other|Dermot|…Who you haven’t got on with in the past, and then they’re all being really nice to you…}} | ||
{{Steve|We got on with everyone don’t we?}} | {{Steve|We got on with everyone don’t we?}} | ||
{{Ricky|What does “Flip the bird” mean?}} | {{Ricky|What does “Flip the bird” mean?}} | ||
{{Other| | {{Other|Dermot|Flip the bird means……you’ve got that hipster thing.}} | ||
{{Steve|The finger, it means giving the finger.}} | {{Steve|The finger, it means giving the finger.}} | ||
{{Ricky|Yeah but I thought there was a dirty metaphor.}} | {{Ricky|Yeah but I thought there was a dirty metaphor.}} | ||
{{Other| | {{Other|Dermot|No!}} | ||
{{Steve|You’re always thinking this!}} | {{Steve|You’re always thinking this!}} | ||
{{Other| | {{Other|Dermot|Don’t bring me down to your level till at least 5 minutes…Coming up after the break we’ve got Steve and Ricky and the lovely Claire will be driving their desk. Alright Claire?}} | ||
{{Other|Claire|Hello!}} | {{Other|Claire|Hello!}} | ||
{{Other| | {{Other|Dermot|Don’t bend over like that Claire.}} | ||
{{Other|Claire|Sorry!}} | {{Other|Claire|Sorry!}} | ||
{{Other| | {{Other|Dermot|Put a longer top on or something. You alright boys, you your very studious there.}} | ||
{{Steve|We are, we’re working hard on the show.}} | {{Steve|We are, we’re working hard on the show.}} | ||
{{Ricky|Just working out what we’re gonna play Dermot and what order!}} | {{Ricky|Just working out what we’re gonna play Dermot and what order!}} | ||
{{Act:Other| | {{Act:Other|Dermot Laughs}} | ||
{{Ricky|Ummm}} | {{Ricky|Ummm}} | ||
{{Other| | {{Other|Dermot|I love the way you even live the pretence.}} | ||
{{Other| | {{Other|Co-Presenter|What about some Foo Fighters mixed with The Strokes, Ricky?}} | ||
{{Ricky|I wouldn’t mind a bit of The Strokes or New Order, what shall we kick in with?}} | {{Ricky|I wouldn’t mind a bit of The Strokes or New Order, what shall we kick in with?}} | ||
{{Steve|Err undecided yet Rick probably got some ads to err to help us decide.}} | {{Steve|Err undecided yet Rick probably got some ads to err to help us decide.}} | ||
{{Other| | {{Other|Dermot|That dilemma.}} | ||
{{Steve|Some advertising.}} | {{Steve|Some advertising.}} | ||
{{Other| | {{Other|Dermot|That dilemma will be revealed in just under four minutes, stick around for it.}} | ||
{{Steve|Merry Christmas Dermot.}} | {{Steve|Merry Christmas Dermot.}} | ||
Revision as of 15:54, 16 November 2007
Flip The Bird
Joins Previous show with Steve and Ricky mid-conversation with presenter Dermot O'Leary and his Co-Presenter...
Ricky: We don’t know…
Steve: Yeah, The problem with me is it’s like when you multiply anything with naught.
Co-Presenter and Ricky Laugh
Co-Presenter: To the power of as well…
Steve: Nothing ever happens.
Co-Presenter: Yeah, okay shame.
Ricky: And I’m a fat little ugly fella like that Reg Varney.
Dermot: Were there loads of people there that you don’t like and you could go up to afterwards and almost like metaphorically flip the bird?
Ricky: What’s that mean?
Dermot: Last week…you know “Flip the Bird”.
Ricky: You dirty…No.
Dermot: Middle finger.
Ricky: And you see I’m married, Steve’s single and he doesn’t…
Dermot: No what are you talking about…and there’s lots of people there…
Ricky: I thought it was a euphemism…sorry.
Dermot: …Who you haven’t got on with in the past, and then they’re all being really nice to you…
Steve: We got on with everyone don’t we?
Ricky: What does “Flip the bird” mean?
Dermot: Flip the bird means……you’ve got that hipster thing.
Steve: The finger, it means giving the finger.
Ricky: Yeah but I thought there was a dirty metaphor.
Dermot: No!
Steve: You’re always thinking this!
Dermot: Don’t bring me down to your level till at least 5 minutes…Coming up after the break we’ve got Steve and Ricky and the lovely Claire will be driving their desk. Alright Claire?
Claire: Hello!
Dermot: Don’t bend over like that Claire.
Claire: Sorry!
Dermot: Put a longer top on or something. You alright boys, you your very studious there.
Steve: We are, we’re working hard on the show.
Ricky: Just working out what we’re gonna play Dermot and what order!
Dermot Laughs
Ricky: Ummm
Dermot: I love the way you even live the pretence.
Co-Presenter: What about some Foo Fighters mixed with The Strokes, Ricky?
Ricky: I wouldn’t mind a bit of The Strokes or New Order, what shall we kick in with?
Steve: Err undecided yet Rick probably got some ads to err to help us decide.
Dermot: That dilemma.
Steve: Some advertising.
Dermot: That dilemma will be revealed in just under four minutes, stick around for it.
Steve: Merry Christmas Dermot.