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"New Girl"

I just stayed in and had a big wank.

Episode no.

Episode 5

Original airdate

13 August 2001 (BBC 2)

Written by

Ricky Gervais
Stephen Merchant

Directed by

Ricky Gervais
Stephen Merchant

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Training	Judgement

New Girl is the fifth episode of the first series of The Office.

Plot

Quotes

Tim: There was, oh my God, a themed nightclub called Henry the Eights. This was incredible. It had the Anne Bol-inn Alley, this is true, as you went into the loo, there was a sign that said mind your head, nice, and underneath someone had written "And don’t get your Hampton Court." It’s not there any more. But not a day goes by that I don’t think about it.

Gareth: If you’re so clever, what am I thinking now?
Tim: You’re thinking "how can I kill a tiger armed only with a biro?"
Gareth: No.
Tim: You’re thinking "if I crash land in a jungle will I be able to eat my own shoes?"
Gareth: No. And you can’t.
Tim: What are you thinking Gareth?
Gareth: I was just wondering whether will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark.

Trivia

Gallery

Let's get you sat down.
Bend your knees.
Safe or Dangerous?
Lovely.

For more images go to: Gallery:TheOffice_NewGirl

External links

BBC episode guide: "New Girl"


Series 1 Episodes:	Downsize \| Work Experience \| The Quiz \| Training \| New Girl \| Judgement
Series 2 Episodes:	Merger \| Appraisals \| Party \| Motivation \| Charity \| Interview
Specials:	Christmas: Part 1 \| Part 2 \| "The Office Values" and "Realising Potential"
Main Characters:	David Brent \| Tim Canterbury \| Gareth Keenan \| Dawn Tinsley
Secondary Characters:	Anne \| Keith Bishop \| Donna \| Chris Finch \| Neil Godwin \| Ricky Howard \| Lee \| Malcolm \| "Oggy" \| Rachel \| Karen Roper \| Jennifer Taylor-Clarke
Minor Characters:	Alex \| Ben \| Book of Native American Wisdom \| Brenda \| Carol \| Fish Fingers \| Stuart Foot \| Glynn \| Gobbler \| Jamie \| Jeff \| Jimmy the Perv \| Joan \| Oliver \| Rowan \| Sanj \| Simon \| Sheila \| Paul Shepherd \| Tony \| Trudy

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 ==Plot==
 ==Quotes==
+* '''Tim:''' There was, oh my God, a themed nightclub called Henry the Eights. This was incredible. It had the Anne Bol-inn Alley, this is true, as you went into the loo, there was a sign that said mind your head, nice, and underneath someone had written "And don’t get your Hampton Court." It’s not there any more. But not a day goes by that I don’t think about it.
+* '''Gareth:''' If you’re so clever, what am I thinking now?  <br>'''Tim:''' You’re thinking "how can I kill a tiger armed only with a biro?" <br> '''Gareth:''' No.  <br>'''Tim:''' You’re thinking "if I crash land in a jungle will I be able to eat my own shoes?" <br> '''Gareth:''' No. And you can’t.   <br>'''Tim:''' What are you thinking Gareth?  <br> '''Gareth:''' I was just wondering whether will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark.
 ==Trivia==
 ==Gallery==
+<gallery>
+Image:newgirl_02.jpg|Let's get you sat down.
+Image:newgirl_03.jpg|Bend your knees.
+Image:newgirl_04.jpg|Safe or Dangerous?
+Image:newgirl_05.jpg|Lovely.
+</gallery>
+*'''''For more images go to:''''' ''[[Gallery:TheOffice_NewGirl]]''
 ==External links==
 * [http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/epguide/series1/s1ep5_feature.shtml BBC episode guide: "New Girl"]