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| == The List ==
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| '''1. Horse In The House''' - [[06 April 2002]]<br/>
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| "Must've nicked it from somewhere."
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| '''2. Karls Diary: Mr K. Dilkington ''' - [[Series 1 Episode 10|Podcast S01E10]]<br/>
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| "Dear Mr K. Dilkington, You are one of our most valuable customers."
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| '''3. Man-Moths? ''' - [[24 August 2002]]<br/>
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| "And he's just bumping into a lamp"
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| '''4. Forrest Gump in a Wheelie Bin ''' - [[13 April 2002]]<br/>
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| "He took the one out that was causing problems and put it in a wheelie bin"
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| '''5. Steve in Rio''' - [[Podcast_Series_2#Episode_Two|Podcast S02E02]]<br/>
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| "Not with your glasses off and your knob out."
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| '''6. Dr Frog''' - [[26 April 2003]]<br/>
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| "Ribbit, ribbit, Froggy says buy it."
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| '''7. Karl celebrates beating Ricky with his lateral thinking puzzle.''' - [[20 April 2002]]<br/>
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| "I love the fact that Karl went a little bit mental then"
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| '''8. Only Fools and Horses Impressions''' - [[25 January 2003]]<br/>
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| "Rodney you Plonker!"
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| '''9. Karl Disses Steve: Men in Black 2''' - [[08 March 2003]]<br/>
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| "He Could Be Your Brother"
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| '''10. Karl swears at an Octopus''' - [[Podcast Series 2#Episode Six|Podcast S02E06]]<br/>
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| "I'd kick it, and I'd say 'You knob-head' "
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| '''11. The Fire, The Wife and the Cat''' - [[24 August 2002]]<br/>
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| "A fire that didn't happen, about a wife that didn't exist and a cat that didn't look happy."
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| '''12. A Love of Two Brains ''' - [[Fame Souvenir Program Podcast]]<br/>
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| "Who the fuck is Clive Warren?!"
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| '''13. Monkey News: Alfred the Monkey foils bank robbery''' - [[12 April 2003]]<br/>
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| "Then the monkey starts backing out with the gun and the money."
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| '''14. Ho-Lee Fuk and Camp David''' - [[26 April 2003]]<br/>
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| "Ding Dong! Hang on, who's this?"
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| '''15. Vera The Pig''' - [[19 January 2002]]<br/>
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| "Suddenly out of the darkness they come back holding a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig"
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| '''16. That'll be interesting for meatballs''' - [[06 April 2002]]<br/>
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| "Sainsbury’s are bringing in square tins . . ."
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| '''17. Fucking socks in rubber cunting bags''' - [[Podcast - Bonus Disc]]<br/>
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| "I know! You were packing fucking socks in a rubber cunting bag!"
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| '''18. Karl in a Film: Kes''' - [[08 November 2003]]<br/>
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| "I mean on Saturday he did it again he squoze me head. "
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| '''19. Shadow Causing Problems''' - [[06 April 2002]]<br/>
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| "It was pushing people off their bikes."
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| '''20. Karl showing a bit of arse to the woman opposite ''' - [[16 August 2003]]<br/>
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| "What's up with you Suzanne?!"
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| '''21. Wonderful Tonight Interpretation ''' - [[25 June 2005]]<br/>
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| "It's time to go home now and I've got an aching [LEG]"
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| '''22. Songs of Phrase #2''' - [[22 March 2003]]<br/>
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| "You never see an old man eat a Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars Bar Bar Bar"
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| '''23. She had a problem with her marrow ''' - [[29 November 2003]]<br/>
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| "What’s the point in spending time with her, spending money on her and stuff if she’s gonna die on me."
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| '''24. Siamese lad" who got run over ''' - [[31 May 2003]]<br/>
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| "Why didn't he just look both ways"
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| '''25. Karl's Impressions ''' - [[20 April 2002]]<br/>
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| "My name's Bond, James Bond"
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| '''26. Hippopota-nuse''' - [[16 November 2002]]<br/>
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| "There's a hippo just sat next to the trampoline, getting ready to do his act"
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| '''27. Karl in a Film: A Christmas Carol ''' - [[13 December 2003]]<br/>
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| "Garlic bread?"
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| '''28. If it's all about arse, why don't gays like a little bit of tit?''' - [[10 January 2004]]<br/>
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| "If you're an anthropologist or a psychologist, a doctor, a gay, please call in"
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| '''29. Elvis faking his own death ''' - [[23 February 2002]]<br/>
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| "There has to be shit involved"
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| '''30. Foodage''' - [[Podcast Series 3#Episode Four|Podcast S03E04]]<br/>
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| "Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage."
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| '''31. New Features: Strike It Ricky, The Rice Is Right, Fifteen Taiwan, Big Mother''' - [[12 October 2002]]<br/>
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| "You call in, if your mum's heavy you win a CD."
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| '''32. Manhole cover on a nuclear bomb ''' - [[24 August 2002]]<br/>
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| "Never saw the manhole cover again."
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| '''33. People to start a new world ''' - [[The Podfather Part 2 - Thanksgiving]]<br/>
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| "You've got two men so far that have got a combined age of 150."
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| '''34. Karl's First Poem''' - [[Podcast Series 3#Episode One|Podcast S03E01]]<br/>
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| "If moths had eyes, would they be happier? How do they know they're not dead?"
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| '''35. Steve and the girl on the train''' - [[30 March 2002]]<br/>
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| "I'm not even going to waste my time with you, love"
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| '''36. Knob at Night ''' - [[Series 1 Episode 3|Podcast S01E03]]<br/>
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| "I could eat a knob at night"
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| '''37. Cat Food''' - [[13 April 2002]]<br/>
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| "it stinks a bit, but, if you don’t put up with the smell, the little kitten will die"
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| '''38. A dog has got human eyes''' - [[Podcast Series 3#Episode Three|Podcast S03E03]]<br/>
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| "If a jellyfish had a pair of eyes like ours, I probably wouldn't worry about them that much"
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| '''39. Christ, de berg!''' - [[21 June 2003]]<br/>
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| "If there was a Jamaican fella on the Titanic, he might have screamed this"
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| '''40. Man - Woman - Man''' - [[08 November 2003]]<br/>
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| "Well he wakes in the morning, and pleases himself. He can’t believe his luck."
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| '''41. Monkey News: Oliver the Humanzee''' - [[18 January 2003]]<br/>
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| "Gets a bit out of hand, only tries it one with the zookeeper's wife."
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| '''42. It was like a split tennis ball ''' - [[15 March 2003]]<br/>
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| "She did a bit of a Sharon Stone scene."
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| '''43. Fat baby on telly''' - [[04 June 2005]]<br/>
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| "Fat baby, fat baby, fat baby, fat baby on telly, fat baby on telly."
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| '''44. Auntie Nora had wind for 5 minutes''' - [[12 October 2002]]<br/>
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| "Two and a half minutes in she phoned me mam up and it went on for a further two and a half minutes."
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| '''45. The first Cheap as Chimps''' - [[15 March 2003]]<br/>
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| "So, it's pretty cheap to have a chimp."
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| '''46. It's not his volt''' - [[26 October 2002]]<br/>
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| "The electric in his body made him jump out the bath."
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| '''47. Karl gets angry at Legless Swimmers ''' - [[Podcast Series 5]]<br/>
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| "People with no legs who want to be swimmers: DON'T BE STUPID!"
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| '''48. Fangs but no fangs''' - [[22 November 2003]]<br/>
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| "Pithy? No, in this situation no. He cuts himself, he drinks blood, he's left me."
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| '''49. Monkey News: Monkey on a tricycle''' - [[26 July 2003]]<br/>
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| "Now the owner of the chimp wants to enter it into the Tour De France."
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| '''50. Karl types in "Why" to confuse a computer''' - [[09 November 2002]]<br/>
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| "I think I put in "why" to see if I would confuse the computer."
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| '''51. Alien Gives Man A Beard''' - [[12 October 2002]]<br/>
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| "Never mind your beard! Where've you been for three days."
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| '''52. Have you ever seen a bald pet?''' - [[11 January 2003]]<br/>
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| "It's weird."
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| '''53.You never see an old man eating a Twix''' - [[09 November 2002]]<br/>
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| "The old man, I'm sure when he was a kid he'd have a twix, but now it doesn't look right."
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| '''54. A bit of weird art''' - [[Podcast_Series_3#Episode_Four|Podcast S03E04]]<br/>
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| "an upright lizard being given electro-shock treatment."
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| '''55. Look I've had a baby''' - [[07 September 2002]]<br/>
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| "It is a real baby! Why do you hate me!."
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| '''56. Webbage'''<br/>
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| "Floating around on a bit of webbage."
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| '''57. Ricky gives his spin on Urban Legends ''' - [[27 April 2002]]<br/>
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| "Shall I wrap them? Them? It. It, shall I wrap? Just wrap, whatever it is."
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| '''58. Monkey News: Number 86 drives to Spain''' - [[31 May 2003]]<br/>
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| "The monkey's giving it some, went over to Spain on his own."
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| '''59. Karl checks out a man's privates''' - [[Series 1 Episode 2|Podcast S01E02]]<br/>
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| "karltakesasneakylookatmenscocks.com"
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| '''60. Karl fights over Zoe Harris''' - [[Series 1 Episode 11|Podcast S01E11]]<br/>
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| "This is like something from Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels."
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| '''61. His skull fell off ''' - [[Podcast_Series_3#Episode_Five|Podcast S03E05]]<br/>
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| "What do you mean his skull fell off?"
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| '''62. History of the baguette''' - [[12 January 2002]]<br/>
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| "Let’s make some bread that you can fit down your trouser leg"
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| '''63. Karl disses Steve about money''' - [[21 June 2003]]<br/>
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| "The only reason you don't go on holiday is because you have to spend money"
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| '''64.Kids with big heads and webbed hands''' - [[16 February 2002]]<br/>
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| "You're not confusing your past with an old episode of Dr Who are you?"
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| '''65. Just let them play Swingball''' - [[19 July 2003]]<br/>
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| "There wasn't a rally going on."
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| '''65. Wendy's Critique''' - [[Podcast_Series_3#Episode_Four|Podcast S03E04]]<br/>
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| "Alright then, well we'll watch Wendy's little programme when that goes out.."
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| '''66. How Does Chinese Work?''' - [[26 July 2003]]<br/>
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| "When it's written down it basically looks like, kind of, little children's drawings of those little paper houses that Chinese people live in."
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| '''67. Karl in a Film: Planet of the Apes''' - [[03 January 2004]]<br/>
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| "Jesus, It's a Talking Monkey "
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| '''68. Cyclop is a Disability ''' - [[04 June 2005]]<br/>
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| "You're mixing history with Greek mythology."
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| '''69. His brain loves plumb . . . plumbing.''' - [[Podcast Series 5]]<br/>
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| "We don't have enough plumbers. There's enough plumber's brains."
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| '''70. Karl's Diary - Gran Canaria''' - [[Series 1 Episode 8|Podcast S01E08]]<br/>
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| "Everyone sat and watched one of the local cats lick its bollocks."
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| '''71. Infinite Monkey Theorem''' - [[08 February 2003]]<br/>
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| "This one's come close, he did Romeo and Juliop."
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| '''72. Record Breaking with Burgers and Grapes ''' - [[05 April 2003]]<br/>
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| "I can't! I physically can't! Look... I'd have to be Jade Goody to get that in there!"
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| '''73. Karl Wrestles a Down's Syndrome lad''' - [[18 June 2005]]<br/>
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| "You're muscly."
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| '''74. Polar Bear's Skin''' - [[26 January 2002]]<br/>
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| "Ooo... not bright stuff, Rick. You've embarrassed yourself! Play a record!"
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| '''75. Karl Disses Steve About Women''' - [[10 November 2001]]<br/>
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| "Do you ever worry that when you're old, you'll be on your own"
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| '''76. Jesus Sex Scene ''' - [[29 March 2003]]<br/>
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| "Couldn't they just scale it back a bit and, like, show the little stable door closing?"
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| '''77. Ricky's Go Kart''' - [[24 November 2001]]<br/>
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| "He swapped it for a wheelbarrow"
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| '''78. Gay chat''' - [[15 November 2003]]<br/>
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| "The best bum in W1"
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| '''79. Did I tell you about the immune system?''' - [[Podcast - Bonus Disc]]<br/>
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| "Not now"
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| '''80. Chinamanwoman''' - [[26 July 2003]]<br/>
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| "Someone born in Chinaland. A Chinaman or a Chinamanwomen."
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| '''81. Rickys teacher going mad''' - [[12 July 2003]]<br/>
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| "I'm glad you think it's funny Mr Gervais!"
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| '''82. Rockbusters: Soft Cell - [[10 January 2004]]<br/>
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| "Fussed has made an appearance'''
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| '''83. Half Man Half Biscuit - [[06 December 2003]]<br/>
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| "He could never go swimming'''
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| '''84. Make Ricky Gervais Laugh - [[06 April 2002]]<br/>
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| "Michael Stipe . . . looking like I dunno some sort of Nazi officer'''
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| '''85. Failed Podcast Intro - [[Series 1 Episode 3|Podcast S01E03]]<br/>
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| "Fuck Me'''
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| '''86. Ron Merchant Buys a Gold Bracelet''' - [[03 January 2004]]<br/>
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| "Look at the gleam on that"
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| '''87. Shed Seven Spilt Up''' - [[01 November 2003]]<br/>
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| "You are joking!"
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| '''88. Getting Karl's Brain to Scotland''' - [[19 October 2002]]<br/>
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| "You feel confident your brain could fit in that of a flea's?"
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| '''89. Room 102''' - [[04 May 2002]]<br/>
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| "At the end of the day love, you're stuck with these ankles"
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| '''90. Karl's Missing Ram Pack''' - [[BBC Radio 2 Show - 31 December 2005|30 December 2005]]<br/>
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| "I actually started to be sick with frustration"
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| '''91. Clippable Mat''' - [[Podcast_Series_3#Episode_Four|Podcast S03E04]]<br/>
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| "What's that plate that's above a saucer but below a plate?"
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| '''92. Steve and the Balloon at New Year's Eve ''' - [[12 January 2002]]<br/>
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| "We've arranged to meet back at you "
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| '''93. Ricky Pisses on Jane''' - [[08 December 2001]]<br/>
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| "I got up in the middle of the night, walked round the bed and just thought the bed was a toilet."
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| '''94. Steve uses the word "buxom" ''' - [[26 July 2003]]<br/>
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| "Are you from the West Country?"
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| '''95. Ricky Swallowed some Dust ''' - [[31 August 2002]]<br/>
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| "I don't know the Heimlich manoeuvre!"
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| '''96. Karl Chooses Invisibility as his Super Power ''' - [[Series 1 Episode 4|Podcast S01E04]]<br/>
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| "You want to sneak into HMV, wait for 12 hours and then buy something."
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| '''97. Monkey News: Monkey in Space ''' - [[Series 1 Episode 1|Podcast S01E01]]<br/>
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| "Hit the left button."
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| '''98. Karl gets Distracted.'''<br/>
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| "Whatever. I don't know what we were talkin' about there."
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| '''99. Dennis Norden Impressions''' - [[22 December 2001]]<br/>
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| "Why didn't you let my son take over, or something? Well, Dennis, he's 84..."
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| '''100. Mechant!''' - [[28 September 2002]]<br/>
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| "Who are you call sad? At least my mother still don't cut my hair!"
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