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| ==A Little Big Hungover or Still a Bit Drunk== | | ==A Little Big Hungover or Still a Bit Drunk== |
| {{<Ricky>|<Doves…Caught by the river, on Xfm 104.9. I’m Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington over there…>}} | | {{Ricky|Oh, ho, hooooo.}} |
| {{Act:Steve|Steve Laughs}} | | {{Act:Steve|Steve laughs}} |
| {{<Ricky>|<No...I'm gonna be honest with you...>}} | | {{Ricky|That’s Feeder and “Come Back Around.” It’s a new leaf, Steve of - I’m goin' to, to, do properly now I’m not gonna be slufflin’, I’m sittin’ up straight you see-}} |
| {{<Steve>|<Go on>}}
| | {{Steve|Yep}} |
| {{<Ricky>|<Little bit hungover, don't feel very well. I don't know if I'm hungover or still a bit drunk, but I don't feel->}}
| | {{Ricky|-and it’s jus’ gonna be a proper DJing, cos I figure… Coming up soon some great tracks including a new one from Abs and an old one from Snow “Infoooormer.”}} |
| {{<Steve>|<You sound like you're still a bit drunk.>}}
| | {{Act:Steve|Steve laughs}} |
| {{<Ricky>|<Yep. So what->}}
| | {{Act:Steve|Steve mumbles incorrect lyrics to Snow “Informer”}} |
| {{<Steve>|<Then you do every week, so...>}}
| | {{Steve|A licky boom boom dooooown.}} |
| {{Act:Ricky|Ricky Laughs}}
| | {{Ricky|I’m joking of course. We’ve got some fantastic tracks-}} |
| {{<Ricky>|<What I'm worried about is... that the standard will slip.>}}
| | {{Steve|Good stuff, yeah}} |
| {{Act:Steve|Steve Laughs}}
| | {{Ricky|-some great chat, we’ve got Karl who’s-}} |
| {{<Ricky>|<Yeah? I'm not right on the ball, urm and, the other thing is I haven't had alot of time to prepare the show today.>}}
| | {{Steve|Some great chat.}} |
| {{Act:Steve|Steve Laughs}}
| | {{Ricky|-Steve, I’m Ricky Gervais on Xfm 104.9.}} |
| {{<Steve>|<Ok...>}}
| | {{Steve|There he is indeed with him Steve Merchant and uh Karl Pilkington of course. Say hello, Karl.}} |
| {{<Ricky>|<So I don't... And I - and, I don't really... I don't feel...you know.>}}
| | {{Karl|Alright.}} |
| {{<Steve>|<100%.>}} | | {{Steve|Yeah, nice. And uh, you you say you were in-}} |
| {{<Ricky>|<Yep. I haven't done any... Karl...>}}
| | {{Ricky|The beginning of a radio show is very much your wears, your shop window laying out your stall. I don’t think you can choose a better track than The Only Ones “Another Girl Another Planet.”}} |
| {{<Steve>|<Right...>}} | | {{Steve|I’d love to hear it.}} |
| {{Act:Ricky|Stutters inaudibly}}
| | {{Action|Song: The Only Ones - Another Girl Another Planet}} |
| {{<Steve>|<Have you finished that sentence?>}}
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| {{Act:Ricky|Ricky Laughs}}
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| {{<Ricky>|<I... don't make me laugh because it- it hurts as well. And the other- the other, the other side effect to me being hungover, and um drunk or whatever is that I can be annoying.>}}
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| {{<Steve>|<Right, yes, yes.>}}
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| {{<Ricky>|<'Cos I just to amuse myself I sort of like turn my body off a little bit and just poke, and like->}}
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| {{Act:Ricky|Ricky Groans}} | |
| {{<Ricky>|<Like that, and annoy people and that... I wanna- I wanna sort of like cl->}}
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| {{<Steve>|<Well you do the physical equivalent of freewheeling.>}}
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| {{Act:Ricky|Ricky Laughs}} | |
| {{<Ricky>|<Yeah, yeah! I sort of like, I sort of wanna climb on Karl and go to sleep on him.>}}
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| {{<Steve>|<Yes.>}}
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| {{<Ricky>|<Do you know what I mean? Both annoy him, and it'd be comfortable.>}}
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| {{<Steve>|<Yes.>}}
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| {{<Ricky>|<Which is... you know, can be annoying.>}}
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| {{<Steve>|<Do you know, just a quick little thing to make this show a bit easier; if you'd put your hand up when you want one of us to speak... Cos it's not quite- I'm not quite sure when the sentences are finished.>}}
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| {{<Ricky>|<The hands are up!>}}
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| {{<Steve>|<Ok, good. So um- well->}} | |
| {{<Ricky>|<The hands are up.>}} | |
| {{<Steve>|<Ok, good, alright. Are you just going to keep them up for the rest of the show, or are->}}
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| {{<Ricky>|<No. Karl, do what you, what you've... Uh?>}} | |
| {{Act:Steve|Steve Laughs}}
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| {{<Steve>|<Good, alright. Do you wanna- Is there any excuse as to why you're a bit hungover?>}}
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| {{<Ricky>|<Too much wine.>}}
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| {{<Steve>|<Ok...>}}
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| {{<Ricky>|<Last night, yeah...>}}
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| {{<Steve>|<Yep. Good, good. 'Cos this is the only- I mean this is the only work you've got to do all week->}} | |
| {{Act:Ricky|Ricky Laughs}}
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| {{<Steve>|<-unless I'm very much mistaken, you don't have to do anything. You just sit at home eating- eating cheese->}}
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| {{<Ricky>|<Yep.>}} | |
| {{<Steve>|<-um, and then occasionally you do a bit of um, sort of shadow boxing-.>}}
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| {{Act:Ricky|Ricky Sniggers}} | |
| {{<Steve>|<-And that's exersise... And then you sit at home and watch TV.>}}
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| {{<Ricky>|<Yeah.>}}
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| {{<Steve>|<Is that roughly what you did this week?>}}
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| {{<Ricky>|<Mmm... yep.>}}
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| {{<Steve>|<Uh-huh. So this is... the only two hours you've had to do anything for all week, this is the only thing you had to prepare for...>}} | |
| {{<Ricky>|<Yes, I... Who can plan a hangover?>}}
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| {{Act:Steve|Steve Laughs}}
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| {{<Steve>|<Right.>}}
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| {{<Ricky>|<You know, you'd think th- Karl, you said you had some stuff.>}}
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| {{Act:Karl|Karl pauses}}
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| {{<Karl>|<...Yep.>}}
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| {{<Ricky>|<What have you got?>}}
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| {{Act:Ricky|Ricky Laughs}}
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| {{<Ricky>|<I love the fact that whereas I was a little bit slow, Karl there leapt into action, to keep this show afloat, keep the pace up! Go on. >}}
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| {{Act:Karl|Karl pauses}} | |
| {{<Karl>|<...Right... well, uhh...>}}
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| {{Act:Ricky|Ricky Sniggers}}
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| {{<Steve>|<Karl, are you hungover as well or .>}}
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| {{Act:Ricky|Ricky Laughs}}
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| {{<Karl>|<Do you know, I'm just a bit annoyed, 'cos I'm with you.>}}
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| {{<Steve>|<Sure.>}} | |
| {{<Karl>|<Do y' know what I mean?>}}
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| {{<Steve>|<Yeah.>}}
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| {{<Karl>|<He hasn't got much to do all week...>}}
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| {{<Ricky>|<You're having a laugh.>}}
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| {{<Karl>|<What?>}}
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| {{<Steve>|<What angers me is I kind of hoped that maybe I could have quite a long career in radio, and I sort of feel like I'm... I don't know, the words 'sinking ship'->}}
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| {{Act:Ricky|Ricky Sniggers}}
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| {{<Steve>|<Those words spring to mind.>}}
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| {{<Ricky>|<But->}}
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| {{<Steve>|<'Cos if you... Karl, you're just a chancer anyway, you weren't even supposed to be on air and we made you into something of a household name and that's cool.>}}
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| {{Act:Ricky|Ricky Sniggers}} | |
| {{<Ricky>|<Household name!>}}
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| {{<Steve>|<And Ricky's already a celebrity, he's got it stitched up, he's got coroporates, he's got you know, voiceover work, but I've got nothing, I'm running on empty I've got... You know, I'm not... nothing, I've got nothing, I'm sort of dependent a bit on this, financially and...>}}
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| {{<Ricky>|<Yep.>}}
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| {{<Steve>|<And...you two are sort of bringing it down really.>}}
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| {{<Karl>|<Right, well->}}
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| {{<Steve>|<Do you reckon I could get my own show, Karl?>}}
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| {{<Ricky>|<Karl, Karl, Karl. Tell him what, no, Karl, Karl, tell him how funny I was out there with the bin, that... a minute ago.>}}
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| {{<Karl>|<So anyway, come on, right.>}}
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| {{<Steve>|<I'm bored of this.>}}
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| {{Act:Ricky|Ricky Sniggers}}
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| {{<Karl>|<Tell you what. Will we tease them with what we've got coming up next.>}}
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| {{<Steve>|<Yep, Karl, tease us after the next record.>}} | |
| {{<Karl>|<'Cos I think we've already got 'em for two hours.>}}
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| {{Act:Ricky|Ricky Laughs}}
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| {{<Steve>|<Yep, yep, we've hooked them Karl, don't worry, this is textbook radio.>}}
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| {{<Ricky>|<What's this? Badly Drawn Boy?>}}
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| {{<Steve>|<Yep.>}}
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| {{Action|Song: Badly Drawn Boy - You Were Right}} | |
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| ==Pete Horton's In It== | | ==Pete Horton's In It== |