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{{Act:Steve|Steve Laughs}} | {{Act:Steve|Steve Laughs}} | ||
{{Ricky|No...I'm gonna be honest with you...}} | {{Ricky|No...I'm gonna be honest with you...}} | ||
{{Steve|Go on | {{Steve|Go on}} | ||
{{Ricky|Little bit hungover, don't feel very well. I don't know if I'm hungover or still a bit drunk, but I don't feel->}} | {{Ricky|Little bit hungover, don't feel very well. I don't know if I'm hungover or still a bit drunk, but I don't feel->}} | ||
{{Steve|You sound like you're still a bit drunk. | {{Steve|You sound like you're still a bit drunk.}} | ||
{{Ricky|Yep. So what->}} | {{Ricky|Yep. So what->}} | ||
{{Steve|Then you do every week, so...>}} | {{Steve|Then you do every week, so...>}} | ||
{{Act:Ricky|Ricky Laughs}} | {{Act:Ricky|Ricky Laughs}} | ||
{{Ricky|What I'm worried about is... that the standard will slip. | {{Ricky|What I'm worried about is... that the standard will slip.}} | ||
{{Act:Steve|Steve Laughs}} | {{Act:Steve|Steve Laughs}} | ||
{{Ricky|Yeah? I'm not right on the ball, urm and, the other thing is I haven't had alot of time to prepare the show today. | {{Ricky|Yeah? I'm not right on the ball, urm and, the other thing is I haven't had alot of time to prepare the show today.}} | ||
{{Act:Steve|Steve Laughs}} | {{Act:Steve|Steve Laughs}} | ||
{{Steve|Ok...>}} | {{Steve|Ok...>}} | ||
{{Ricky|So I don't... And I - and, I don't really... I don't feel...you know. | {{Ricky|So I don't... And I - and, I don't really... I don't feel...you know.}} | ||
{{Steve|100%.>}} | {{Steve|100%.>}} | ||
{{Ricky|Yep. I haven't done any... Karl... | {{Ricky|Yep. I haven't done any... Karl...}} | ||
{{Steve|Right...>}} | {{Steve|Right...>}} | ||
{{Act:Ricky|Stutters inaudibly}} | {{Act:Ricky|Stutters inaudibly}} | ||
{{Steve|Have you finished that sentence? | {{Steve|Have you finished that sentence?}} | ||
{{Act:Ricky|Ricky Laughs}} | {{Act:Ricky|Ricky Laughs}} | ||
{{Ricky|I... don't make me laugh because it- it hurts as well. And the other- the other, the other side effect to me being hungover, and um drunk or whatever is that I can be annoying. | {{Ricky|I... don't make me laugh because it- it hurts as well. And the other- the other, the other side effect to me being hungover, and um drunk or whatever is that I can be annoying.}} | ||
{{Steve|Right, yes, yes.>}} | {{Steve|Right, yes, yes.>}} | ||
{{Ricky|'Cos I just to amuse myself I sort of like turn my body off a little bit and just poke, and like- | {{Ricky|'Cos I just to amuse myself I sort of like turn my body off a little bit and just poke, and like-}} | ||
{{Act:Ricky|Ricky Groans}} | {{Act:Ricky|Ricky Groans}} | ||
{{Ricky|Like that, and annoy people and that... I wanna- I wanna sort of like cl- | {{Ricky|Like that, and annoy people and that... I wanna- I wanna sort of like cl-}} | ||
{{Steve|Well you do the physical equivalent of freewheeling. | {{Steve|Well you do the physical equivalent of freewheeling.}} | ||
{{Act:Ricky|Ricky Laughs}} | {{Act:Ricky|Ricky Laughs}} | ||
{{Ricky|Yeah, yeah! I sort of like, I sort of wanna climb on Karl and go to sleep on him. | {{Ricky|Yeah, yeah! I sort of like, I sort of wanna climb on Karl and go to sleep on him.}} | ||
{{Steve|Yes. | {{Steve|Yes.}} | ||
{{Ricky|Do you know what I mean? Both annoy him, and it'd be comfortable. | {{Ricky|Do you know what I mean? Both annoy him, and it'd be comfortable.}} | ||
{{Steve|Yes. | {{Steve|Yes.}} | ||
{{Ricky|Which is... you know, can be annoying. | {{Ricky|Which is... you know, can be annoying.}} | ||
{{Steve|Do you know, just a quick little thing to make this show a bit easier; if you'd put your hand up when you want one of us to speak... Cos it's not quite- I'm not quite sure when the sentences are finished. | {{Steve|Do you know, just a quick little thing to make this show a bit easier; if you'd put your hand up when you want one of us to speak... Cos it's not quite- I'm not quite sure when the sentences are finished.}} | ||
{{Ricky|The hands are up! | {{Ricky|The hands are up!}} | ||
{{Steve|Ok, good. So um- well-}} | {{Steve|Ok, good. So um- well-}} | ||
{{Ricky|The hands are up.}} | {{Ricky|The hands are up.}} |
Revision as of 20:39, 24 March 2009
This is a transcription of the 19 October 2002 episode, from Xfm Series 2
A Little Big Hungover or Still a Bit Drunk
Ricky: Doves…Caught by the river, on Xfm 104.9. I’m Ricky Gervais... Steve Merchant... Karl Pilkington over there…
Steve Laughs
Ricky: No...I'm gonna be honest with you...
Steve: Go on
Ricky: Little bit hungover, don't feel very well. I don't know if I'm hungover or still a bit drunk, but I don't feel->
Steve: You sound like you're still a bit drunk.
Ricky: Yep. So what->
Steve: Then you do every week, so...>
Ricky Laughs
Ricky: What I'm worried about is... that the standard will slip.
Steve Laughs
Ricky: Yeah? I'm not right on the ball, urm and, the other thing is I haven't had alot of time to prepare the show today.
Steve Laughs
Steve: Ok...>
Ricky: So I don't... And I - and, I don't really... I don't feel...you know.
Steve: 100%.>
Ricky: Yep. I haven't done any... Karl...
Steve: Right...>
Stutters inaudibly
Steve: Have you finished that sentence?
Ricky Laughs
Ricky: I... don't make me laugh because it- it hurts as well. And the other- the other, the other side effect to me being hungover, and um drunk or whatever is that I can be annoying.
Steve: Right, yes, yes.>
Ricky: 'Cos I just to amuse myself I sort of like turn my body off a little bit and just poke, and like-
Ricky Groans
Ricky: Like that, and annoy people and that... I wanna- I wanna sort of like cl-
Steve: Well you do the physical equivalent of freewheeling.
Ricky Laughs
Ricky: Yeah, yeah! I sort of like, I sort of wanna climb on Karl and go to sleep on him.
Steve: Yes.
Ricky: Do you know what I mean? Both annoy him, and it'd be comfortable.
Steve: Yes.
Ricky: Which is... you know, can be annoying.
Steve: Do you know, just a quick little thing to make this show a bit easier; if you'd put your hand up when you want one of us to speak... Cos it's not quite- I'm not quite sure when the sentences are finished.
Ricky: The hands are up!
Steve: Ok, good. So um- well-
Ricky: The hands are up.
Steve: Ok, good, alright. Are you just going to keep them up for the rest of the show, or are-
Ricky: No. Karl, do what you, what you've... Uh?
Steve Laughs
Steve: Good, alright. Do you wanna- Is there any excuse as to why you're a bit hungover?
Ricky: Too much wine.
Steve: Ok...
Ricky: Last night, yeah...
Steve: Yep. Good, good. 'Cos this is the only- I mean this is the only work you've got to do all week-
Ricky Laughs
Steve: -unless I'm very much mistaken, you don't have to do anything. You just sit at home eating- eating cheese-
Ricky: Yep.
Steve: -um, and then occasionally you do a bit of um, sort of shadow boxing-.
Ricky Sniggers
Steve: -And that's exersise... And then you sit at home and watch TV.
Ricky: Yeah.
Steve: Is that roughly what you did this week?
Ricky: Mmm... yep.
Steve: Uh-huh. So this is... the only two hours you've had to do anything for all week, this is the only thing you had to prepare for...
Ricky: Yes, I... Who can plan a hangover?
Steve Laughs
Steve: Right.
Ricky: You know, you'd think th- Karl, you said you had some stuff.
Karl pauses
Karl: ...Yep.
Ricky: <What have you got?
Ricky Laughs
Ricky: I love the fact that whereas I was a little bit slow, Karl there leapt into action, to keep this show afloat, keep the pace up! Go on.
Karl pauses
Karl: ...Right... well, uhh...
Ricky Sniggers
Steve: Karl, are you hungover as well or .
Ricky Laughs
Karl: Do you know, I'm just a bit annoyed, 'cos I'm with you.
Steve: Sure.
Karl: Do y' know what I mean?
Steve: Yeah.
Karl: He hasn't got much to do all week...
Ricky: You're having a laugh.
Karl: What?
Steve: What angers me is I kind of hoped that maybe I could have quite a long career in radio, and I sort of feel like I'm... I don't know, the words 'sinking ship'-
Ricky Sniggers
Steve: Those words spring to mind.
Ricky: But-
Steve: 'Cos if you... Karl, you're just a chancer anyway, you weren't even supposed to be on air and we made you into something of a household name and that's cool.
Ricky Sniggers
Ricky: Household name!
Steve: And Ricky's already a celebrity, he's got it stitched up, he's got coroporates, he's got you know, voiceover work, but I've got nothing, I'm running on empty I've got... You know, I'm not... nothing, I've got nothing, I'm sort of dependent a bit on this, financially and...
Ricky: Yep.
Steve: And...you two are sort of bringing it down really.
Karl: Right, well-
Steve: Do you reckon I could get my own show, Karl?
Ricky: Karl, Karl, Karl. Tell him what, no, Karl, Karl, tell him how funny I was out there with the bin, that... a minute ago.
Karl: So anyway, come on, right.
Steve: I'm bored of this.
Ricky Sniggers
Karl: Tell you what. Will we tease them with what we've got coming up next.
Steve: Yep, Karl, tease us after the next record.
Karl: 'Cos I think we've already got 'em for two hours.
Ricky Laughs
Steve: Yep, yep, we've hooked them Karl, don't worry, this is textbook radio.
Ricky: What's this? Badly Drawn Boy?
Steve: Yep.
Song: Badly Drawn Boy - You Were Right