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| '''Proposed Features''' is a list of ideas [[Ricky Gervais]], [[Stephen Merchant]] and [[Karl Pilkington]] talked about on their [[Xfm_Shows|Xfm radio show]] but never developed.
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| ==Around the World in Eighty Gervais==
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| Proposed on the [[04 January 2003]] show, this feature would have been one in which [[Karl]] would have presented [[Ricky]] with travel information and tips. While this never materialised as a feature, this idea may ultimately have led to his 2nd book ''[[Happyslapped By A Jellyfish]]'' in 2007.
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| ''"Like you'd go - 'Don't wanna go there'"''. ~ Karl
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| ==Big Mother==
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| [[Image:BigBrother3.gif|right|thumb|Karl's feature really didn't have anything to do with 'Big Brother']]
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| A feature proposed by Karl on [[12 October 2002]]. The premise was anyone who had an obese mother could call in to win a prize. Karl quickly dismissed the idea after criticism from Gervais who asked "How can you prove that?"
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| '''Big Mother', right? You call in, if your mum's heavy you win a CD.'' - Karl Pilkington
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| ==Con Merchant==
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| '''Con Merchant''' was a feature that Karl suggested after he ran out of material for [[Educating Ricky]]. It involved Karl trying to "trick" Steve in a 'Call My Bluff' format.
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| ==Fifteen Taiwan==
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| [[Image:15to1.jpg|right|170px|thumb|Apparently 15 Taiwan would have been based on 15 to 1.]]
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| A feature Karl proposed on [[12 October 2002]]. Channel 4 had recently cancelled the quiz show '15 to 1', which gave Karl the idea for the game. He explained it that he'd get 15 items made in Taiwan and have Ricky and Steve guess which was made in Taiwan. Clear to all three of them that this made no sense, Karl quickly moved on to his other ideas.
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| ==Good and Bad==
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| An idea thought up by Ricky on [[26 July 2003]] literally in the middle of Steve's reading out of the Songs of Phrase clues, "Good and Bad" was inspired by Karl saying it was OK to say something bad about a people group if you also said something good about them. His example was "the Chinese don't age well" but also that Chinese women are very good looking when they are younger. Ricky attempted to ask Karl a "Good and Bad" about old people and people in wheelchairs. This feature never moved much beyond a proposition.
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| ==Shut-Up-a-Gervais==
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| '''Shut-Up-a-Gervais''' was a proposed feature for the Xfm shows during Season 2, which was never actually included in the show. The title is based on the famous Joe Dolce song, ''Shaddap You Face''. Ricky said the feature/sitcom would be based around him playing an Italian waiter.
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| ==Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Blue==
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| '''Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Something Blue''' was a feature proposed by [[Stephen Merchant]] and was elaborated on [[01 December 2001]]. The idea was to play something old, an old song, something new, a new song, something borrowed, a cover version of a song, and something blue, a melancholy song. The songs would be played over the course of the show. [[Ricky]] was a bit critical of the idea and proceeded to tout his own "[[That Film Sounds Good]]" feature. [[Karl]] agreed with Ricky and the idea never materialized.
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| ==Strike It Ricky==
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| [[Image:Strikeitlucky.jpg|right|thumb|Apparently Karl's game would have been based on 'Strike it Lucky']]
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| [[Karl Pilkington|Karl]]'s idea for a game show based on the title of a '90s game show. Karl never had an idea for what the game would be but thought Ricky "sounded a bit like lucky". When [[Ricky Gervais|Ricky]] and [[Stephen Merchant|Steve]] laughed hysterically at this, Karl quickly bagged it to move on to his next ill-thought-thru idea.
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| Proposed on [[12 October 2002]] this feature never saw the light of day.
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| ==The Rice Is Right==
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| [[Image:Price_Is_Right_Logo.jpg|right|thumb|The title for Karl's feature was based on 'The Price is Right']]
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| A feature Karl proposed on [[12 October 2002]]. The idea presented was that Karl would read from an Indian menu and a Chinese menu, and Ricky and Steve would tell him whether they'd have rice pilau or egg fried. Ricky and Steve were (understandably) confused, even when Karl explained further that they wouldn't know which menu he was reading from. Karl was adamant that it needed to be done that way, otherwise the name wouldn't work.
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| ''OK. I forgot you're working from the title backwards, aren't ya.'' ~ Ricky Gervais
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| ==Whine Merchant==
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| '''Whine Merchant''' was a feature that Karl suggested after he ran out of material for [[Educating Ricky]]. It would have involved Steve just "having a moan for a bit".
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| [[Category:Features]]
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