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| A fire breaks out in the Xfm building, [[Karl Pilkington|Karl]] explains the history of the baguette and [[Ricky Gervais|Ricky]] describes his brief encounter with "The Fizz".
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| ==Track Listing==
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| ====1. [[12 January 2002/Transcript#Small_Man_Complex|Small Man Complex]] ''(0:00:00)'' ====
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| Ricky and Steve discuss height issues among actors which non-surprisingly ends up as a discussion of Steve's 6'7" body.
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| ====2. [[12 January 2002/Transcript#Feet_On_Fire|Feet On Fire]] ''(0:02:48)''====
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| Steve explains the disadvantages of being "freakishly tall" but is cut short by a fire alarm.
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| ====3. [[12 January 2002/Transcript#Brrraaaakk_Sarge!|Brrraaaakk Sarge!]] ''(0:06:39)''====
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| Steve continues telling his New Year's story, where two girls approach him with a question he wasn't expecting.
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| ====4. [[12 January 2002/Transcript#Freaks_Of_America|Freaks Of America]] ''(0:08:57)''====
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| Steve recounts a story of his time in America, in which Ricky notices similarities between his experience and Mr. Benn before moving onto a discussion about sexy cartoon characters.
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| ====5. [[12 January 2002/Transcript#Bootlegs|Bootlegs]] ''(0:13:38)''====
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| Ricky and Steve endorse piracy, then make a mockery of a rival station's DJ.
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| ====6. [[12 January 2002/Transcript#Then_We're_All_Shafted|Then We're All Shafted]] ''(0:16:02)''====
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| Steve and Karl discuss astronomy, and Ricky instantly dismisses Karl's information on the history of the baguette.
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| ====7. [[12 January 2002/Transcript#Secret_Of_The_Century|Secret Of The Century]] ''(0:20:57)''====
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| Amendments to the previous pasty discussion and baguette report are coupled with terrible French accents. Karl proceeds to give advice on how to test if you're being poisoned.
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| ====8. [[12 January 2002/Transcript#Ice-Based_Laxative|Ice-Based Laxative]] ''(0:26:05)''====
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| Ricky's mate overheard a heated argument between a married couple whilst on holiday and Karl tries to justify the husband's actions.
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| ====9. [[12 January 2002/Transcript#A_Modern_Stone_Age_Family|A Modern Stone Age Family]] ''(0:29:59)''====
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| Ricky and Steve discuss the social situations of prehistoric man then make fun of an 80 stone American.
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| ====10. [[12 January 2002/Transcript#Seona_Dancing_Meets...|Seona Dancing Meets...]] ''(0:35:41)''====
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| Ricky explains how Bucks Fizz tried to smuggle his 80s band through customs on a flight to Newcastle.
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| ====11. [[12 January 2002/Transcript#Criss-Cross|Criss-Cross]] ''(0:41:51)''====
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| Steve attempts to show off by tempting Ricky and Karl to ask him questions about an embargoed film.
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| ==Quotes==
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| '''Steve:''' She hangs around with a dog.
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| <br>'''Ricky:''' Do lesbians do that?
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| <br>'''Steve:''' Well have you seen some lesbians? They're right dogs. Goodnight!
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| <br><br>'''Ricky:''' How old are you?
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| <br>'''Karl:''' ...29.
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| <br>'''Ricky:''' So you were just coming out of your teens---
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| <br>'''Karl:''' I'm a Virgo.
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| <br>'''Ricky:''' ... No, no, that... No, you don't understand, it's... Just... "I'm a Virgo" ?
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| <br><br>'''Karl:''' Were you a tall baby?
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| ==Playlist==
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| P.O.D - Alive
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| <br>Muse - Plug In Baby
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| <br>Mercury Rev - The Dark is Rising
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| <br>Happy Mondays - Step On
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| <br>[[Hip-Hop Hooray]]: N.E.R.D. - Bobby James
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| <br>The Hives - Hate To Say I Told You So
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| <br>[[Song For The Lovers]]: ''Radiohead - Let Down''
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| <br>The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist
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| <br>Ash - There's A Star
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| <br>[[A Song That I Like]]: ''Patty Smith - Gloria''
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| <br>The Dandy Warhols - Bohemian Like You
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| <br>Hundred Reasons - I'll Find You
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| <br>[[That Film Sounds Good]]: ''Elton John - Tiny Dancer''
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| <br>Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Love Burns
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| <br>[[Song For The Ladies]]: ''The Rolling Stones - Wild Horses''
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| ==Download==
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| [[Download:Xfm#12_January_2002|Download Page]]
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| {{Xfm Box}}
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| [[Category:Episode Pages|1.08]]
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