07 June 1998/Transcript

This is a transcription of the 07 June 1998 episode, from Xfm Series 0

Kicking Off With This Little Ditty

End of intro or previous song is playing

Ricky: I'm Ricky Gervais. Coming up on today's show: Radiohead, Pulp, Oasis, Blur, Nirvana, Jesus and Mary Chain, Puff daddy, The Smiths, Faith No More, The Cure and uh, kicking off with this little ditty

intro or previous song finally fades out as Can You Dig It? by Mock Turtles starts

Penkish Joke of the Week

{{Ricky|um, well, uh..You've got a, joke

Steve: Yeah

Ricky:

-to tell us, haven't ya?

Steve: Gervais. seems like every week now we get a little gag in.

Ricky: Yeah.

Steve: It's great isn't it? It's so sort of 'Capital' like. Don't you think it's very Penkish?

Ricky: Yeah.

Steve laughs

Ricky: nothing wrong with that

Steve is still laughing

Steve: Is that a-is that a verb?

Ricky chuckles

Steve: To Penk?

Ricky: Yeah

Steve: To be penked?

{{Ricky|Yeah...if only his name was Penk I could

as Steve laughs

Ricky: finish my song off. right, go on.

Steve: Steve Penk

Ricky: Leave it. come on,

Steve: uhh, Gervais. You might of heard it before

Ricky: Go on

Steve: Heard it last night from some fella

Ricky: yeah

Steve: Why are, London busses red?

Ricky: ...go on

Steve: ...you'd be red, if you had to come every ten minutes

Ricky chuckles trying to stifle a laugh which eventually comes out

Steve laughs

Steve: what do you think?

Ricky still laughing

Ricky: uh, it's great

Steve: It's not bad is it?

Ricky is calming down

Ricky: no, it's good.

Steve: simple little joke.

Ricky: I like it.

Steve: eh?

Ricky: oh

Babies by Pulp starts