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The vast majority of this show is dedicated to Karl informing Ricky and Stephen why he does not wish to have a medical inspection, due to Karl's fear of the "finger up the arse" test. | |||
'''Notable quotes from today's show:''' | |||
'''Blagging''' | |||
"We said 'Send us some free stuff and we'll talk about it'. Nothing. Literally nothing." | |||
'''Nudity''' | |||
"The naked body isn't that nice anyway is it? Whatever it is, if you're a cat and you're shaved you don't look that nice." | |||
'''Scientists''' | |||
"So I'm up there with David Attenborough, Rolf Harris and Jonathan Ross. In terms of the vote amongst some scientist stuck in a hut in Antarctica for three months." | |||
'''Treason''' | |||
"You know when we were talking about the Queen Mother? And they were queuing up and queuing up to see her lying in state? Four hours, and I couldn't help thinking if they'd popped her on some kind of dessert trolley, just wheeled her past everyone they could have got the whole thing done in three quarters of an hour." | |||
'''Bollocks''' | |||
"Please. There are scientists listening. Try and keep the talking shit down to a minimum today." | |||
'''Autism''' | |||
"The way the program was making out, it was almost like they were saying it's a disability, when in a way it's more like a superpower." | |||
'''Rockbusters''' | |||
"The Buddhists won't be able to get in their temple without these. Ooh. What are they?" | |||
'''Monkey''' | |||
"I phoned Karl up and said 'There's some monkeynews, a monkey has escaped from its cage after an argument with its father'. He said 'What was the argument about?'." | |||
'''Prostate''' | |||
"What I'm saying is, it's worse going in there, knowing that... I mean they've got it on the website, so you're on the bus thinking 'In 20 minutes I'm gonna have a finger up my arse'." | |||
'''Arse''' | |||
"Is it not something you could test on yourself? You could have a good rummage then without feeling too awkward." | |||
'''Monkeynews''' | |||
"No! They wouldn't send a monkey director! THEY WOULD NOT SEND A MONKEY DIRECTOR!" | |||
'''Finale''' | |||
"They're probably secure in the knowledge that if they want to kill some time and it's dark there's nothing better than sticking your finger up someone's arse." | |||
Revision as of 07:58, 6 July 2006
The vast majority of this show is dedicated to Karl informing Ricky and Stephen why he does not wish to have a medical inspection, due to Karl's fear of the "finger up the arse" test.
Notable quotes from today's show:
Blagging
"We said 'Send us some free stuff and we'll talk about it'. Nothing. Literally nothing."
Nudity
"The naked body isn't that nice anyway is it? Whatever it is, if you're a cat and you're shaved you don't look that nice."
Scientists
"So I'm up there with David Attenborough, Rolf Harris and Jonathan Ross. In terms of the vote amongst some scientist stuck in a hut in Antarctica for three months."
Treason
"You know when we were talking about the Queen Mother? And they were queuing up and queuing up to see her lying in state? Four hours, and I couldn't help thinking if they'd popped her on some kind of dessert trolley, just wheeled her past everyone they could have got the whole thing done in three quarters of an hour."
Bollocks
"Please. There are scientists listening. Try and keep the talking shit down to a minimum today."
Autism
"The way the program was making out, it was almost like they were saying it's a disability, when in a way it's more like a superpower."
Rockbusters
"The Buddhists won't be able to get in their temple without these. Ooh. What are they?"
Monkey
"I phoned Karl up and said 'There's some monkeynews, a monkey has escaped from its cage after an argument with its father'. He said 'What was the argument about?'."
Prostate
"What I'm saying is, it's worse going in there, knowing that... I mean they've got it on the website, so you're on the bus thinking 'In 20 minutes I'm gonna have a finger up my arse'."
Arse
"Is it not something you could test on yourself? You could have a good rummage then without feeling too awkward."
Monkeynews
"No! They wouldn't send a monkey director! THEY WOULD NOT SEND A MONKEY DIRECTOR!"
Finale
"They're probably secure in the knowledge that if they want to kill some time and it's dark there's nothing better than sticking your finger up someone's arse."