02 July 2005

Karl is annoyed because the show was cut short by Ricky having to rush off to introduce R.E.M. at Live8.

Wacky "Remember we were talking last week about how he came round my house and I popped out my Mr Johnson for him to take a look at? That made the papers." [listen] [download]

Charity "I don't know what's going on. I'm sick of it, to be honest. Just sick of reading about it, this Live8 thing. Sick of it all." [listen] [download]

Rockbusters "You take 8 kebabs, 2 kebabs, 57 kebabs, times it by... 27 kebabs; the fella is struggling to work it out. What's going on there?" [listen] [download]

Wardrobe "The only way he could of made even less of an effort was if he wasn't wearing any clothes, if he was just wearing his underpants that he slept in." [listen] [download]

Routine "That's what they'll remember, if people say to her dad 'Remember Live8?' he'll go 'What day was it?', 'Tuesday', 'Well, I had sausage, egg and chips.' Nothing changes." [listen] [download]

Amish "This is the problem Karl had, in his mind they were just a bit delayed so in his head they were slowly moving toards the 20th century..." [listen] [download]

Draw "I can imagine that no-one - even the people that have entered - are that excited, not because the prizes aren't great but I'm worried they don't appreciate it. These people don't deserve it, I wish we had a better quality of listener." [listen] [download]

Monkeynews "The listeners aren't listening, we don't want to be here, so this really is one of the most pointless..."