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Auntie Nora is Karl's Auntie and is a colourful character. The legend of Auntie Nora includes tales of when she farted for 5 minutes and stories of such ilk all as a result of being "pumped full of drugs" by doctors. Karl has also gone into detail about a time when he sat down in front of his T.V as a child and happened to catch a glimpse of her genitals. When asked to describe these Mr. Pilkington told his collegues Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant that "It looked like a split tennis ball!" much to Gervais's hyena like laughter.
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Auntie Nora is [[Karl|Karl's]] Auntie and is a colourful character. The legend of Auntie Nora includes tales of when she farted for 5 minutes and stories of such ilk all as a result of being "pumped full of drugs" by doctors. Karl has also gone into detail about a time when he sat down in front of his T.V as a child and happened to catch a glimpse of her genitals. When asked to describe these, Mr. Pilkington told his collegues Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant that "It looked like a split tennis ball!" much to Gervais's hyena like laughter.
One time she gave Karl a t-shirt with a picture of her face on it.  
One time she gave Karl a t-shirt with a picture of her face on it.  
She is interested in having her back garden Astroturfed. Auntie Nora has a penchant for putting a valance around objects to hide what is underneath.  
She is interested in having her back garden Astroturfed. Auntie Nora has a penchant for putting a valance around objects to hide what is underneath.  
[[Category:The Pilkingtons|Auntie Nora]]
[[Category:The Pilkingtons|Auntie Nora]]
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Auntie Nora is Karl's Auntie and is a colourful character. The legend of Auntie Nora includes tales of when she farted for 5 minutes and stories of such ilk all as a result of being "pumped full of drugs" by doctors. Karl has also gone into detail about a time when he sat down in front of his T.V as a child and happened to catch a glimpse of her genitals. When asked to describe these, Mr. Pilkington told his collegues Ricky Gervais and Steve Merchant that "It looked like a split tennis ball!" much to Gervais's hyena like laughter. One time she gave Karl a t-shirt with a picture of her face on it. She is interested in having her back garden Astroturfed. Auntie Nora has a penchant for putting a valance around objects to hide what is underneath.