Stephen Merchant

Stephen Merchant, comedy giant

Stephen Merchant (born 24 November 1974 in Bristol, England) is co-writer and co-director with Ricky Gervais of the The Office and Extras, and also co-starred in Extras as incompetent agent Darren Lamb. He was a co-host on Xfm London and The Ricky Gervais Show podcasts, and currently hosts a radio show on BBC 6Music. He lives in Hampstead, North London with his girlfriend and friend Dan Warren.

Childhood

Steve was born and raised in Bristol. His parents are Ron (who made a few brief appearances in The Office) and Elaine Merchant. He has a younger sister Alex who served as the art director on The Office.

During his childhood, Stephen was shy and tended to focus on school work rather than sport. He usually kept his glasses on during gym class, greatly hindering his athletic performance. Stephen has also confessed that he was very awkward around girls, and often developed an infatuation for them before formally speaking.

"Lanky, Goggle-eyed Freak"

Steve is 6 feet, 7 inches tall and has quite large, bulging eyes. His unusual appearance is the source of much discussion on both the Xfm shows and the podcasts, largely because Karl can never resist an opportunity to make fun of him for it. Karl was mildly disturbed by Steve's looks when they first met, but he "got used to him" over time. When Karl read about a lizard whose eyes protrude several centimeters out of its head, he asked Ricky to "get a ruler" to measure Steve's. Karl also once relayed a story about a woman who was disturbed by Steve's picture on a train advert, much to Steve's dismay.

Once back in Bristol, Steve was at a New Year's Eve party, holding some balloons and two girls approached him. They asked him if he would be at the party for a while and Steve excitedly said yes. The girls replied, "Good, because we are planning to meet back at you in an hour".

Steve claims his height should be considered a disability as he is forced to buy larger and more expensive items, such as cars, furniture, clothes and shoes.

Troubles With Women

Steve has a long history of unrequited love affairs, and has told many self-deprecating stories about his bad luck with the ladies. Perhaps the most well-known of these is the "Volvo and The Pig" story. Soon after passing his driving test, he borrowed his parent's Volvo to go to a party with the intention of wooing a girl he was keen on. At the party, Steve followed the girl around to no avail. But when his friends suggested that they leave to "pick up Vera," he agreed to drive them because the girl was coming along. He was slightly annoyed, however, that another boy whom the girl apparently fancied was also coming with them. They directed Steve to a field and then ran off to grab Vera, who turned out to be a Vietnamese potbellied pig. Not wanting to appear uptight in front of his crush, he allowed them to bring the pig into the car. When Steve attempted to turn the car around to go back to the party, he wedged it horizontally in a country lane. Steve began to panic, and feared that the only solution would be to call a helicopter with a magnet to lift the car free. It was at this point that he began to cry. The situation was rectified when the boy that the girl fancied got into the driving seat and freed the car, leaving Steve in the back of the Volvo, emasculated.

While in sixth form, Steve became infatuated with a girl with whom he was performing in a school play. He started reading the philosophical novel Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance during rehearsals in an attempt to impress her. His plan proved unsuccessful, however, as the girl he fancied eventually wound up with Martin Wells, who liked to dance around without his trousers on.

Other instances include a Pygmalion-esque infatuation with a homeless girl, a trip to Brazil that caused him much frustration because the beautiful women there paid him no attention, and the time a girl recognized him on the street only to tell him that her boyfriend was a big fan of his.

University

Original Steve Show flyer

Steve is a graduate of the University of Warwick where he was a film reviewer on the student radio station, Radio Warwick. The school's 1995/96 yearbook tipped him for great things:

Merchant, Steve: The man behind the funniest show on W963, the "Steve Show", highlights of which included an inspired take-off of the IRN news ('we spoke to Gerry Adams...'), an advert for Coventry Library ('Coventry Library makes no claims to be infinite'), attempting to give away an Aerosmith video to people on the toilet in Rootes hall of residence, telephoning the library bridge security post to ask if they had seen a lost ball, as well as a series of snippets entitled 'At home with Rosemary and Fred West'. This show stood out from the crowd, as it was actually genuinely good. It's only a matter of time before Steve and his posse follow in the footsteps of Newman and Baddiel.

Personality Quirks

• As a teenager, Steve wore a bow tie for about 6 months to be appear sophisticated. He says this made him feel like a P.G. Wodehouse character.

• He is notoriously "careful" with his money. He was gutted when he discovered he could have saved 20 pounds on a video game system he had just purchased. He asked Ricky to give him 20 pounds to make him feel better.

• Steve refuses to mosh at concerts for fear of losing his glasses. Steve also admits that if he were ever in a fight, the other person need only remove his glasses to win.

• He admitted to once hiding in his garage because there was a gang of teens outside his flat.

• Steve will not relieve himself in the ocean while wearing his swimming trunks.

• He enjoys hip hop, which he often refers to as "hippity hop".

Career

Extras

Darkplace

No Skillz

Podcast

The Steve Show

Hot Fuzz

Xfm

• In 1997, Steve was hired by London radio station Xfm as the assistant to the "Head of Speech" Ricky Gervais. Soon they were given their own slot on Sunday evenings. In 1998, Steve and Ricky took voluntary redundancy after the Capital Radio Group bought out Xfm.

• In 2001, Steve and Ricky were rehired by Xfm to present a two hour show on Saturday afternoons. It was through this show they discovered the unique "talents" of their producer Karl Pilkington.

The Office

• After taking voluntary redundancy from Xfm, Steve enrolled in a production course at the BBC. To complete part of the course, Steve enlisted Ricky to act in a short film called 'Seedy Boss'. This 30 minute film became the impetus for 'The Office', with much of Ricky's improvisation making it into the script.

• In Summer 2001, the first series of The Office was broadcast on BBC 2. Though a co-writer and co-director, Steve didn't appear on screen, cameoing only briefly as a character named Paul whose phone message David Brent listens to. However, Steve did appear in the second series as the minor character Oggy (also known as "The Oggmonster"). Steve's father Ron Merchant also appears as a character named Gordon, an office caretaker who becomes transfixed by the documentary cameras whenever he walks into shot.

• On 6th February 2006, it was announced that Merchant and Gervais were returning to The Office to script an episode for the third season of the US version of the programme.[1]

• Merchant and Gervais are credited as Executive Producers for the American version of The Office, which stars Steve Carell.

Extras

• Steve and Ricky also co-wrote and co-directed Extras. In Extras, Steve's role was bumped up as he appears in most episodes as Andy Millman's (Ricky Gervais) hapless agent Darren Lamb. Darren works part-time at the Carphone Warehouse and did not notice when the phone at the agency was unplugged for two days.

The Last Chancers

• In 2002 Merchant directed a one-off comedy called The Last Chancers for Channel 4's Comedy Lab strand.

Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

• In 2003, he had a recurring role in Garth Marenghi's Darkplace as a Chef.

Bromwell High

• Steve voices Mr.Phillips on the short lived Channel 4 cartoon, "Bromwell High". Merchant voices the gym teacher

Nathan Barley

• In 2004, he worked as a Script Associate on the Chris Morris and Charlie Brooker sitcom Nathan Barley, and had a cameo in Green Wing.

No Skillz

• In 2005 Merchant starred as a radio football sports commentator in comedy sitcom No Skillz. Steve's real-life flatmate and friend Dan Warren acted as the co-commentator.

Podcast

• In 2005/2006, Merchant partnered with Gervais and Pilkington in a series of episodes of their podcasts. The podcasts are a follow-up to their award-winning radio shows on Xfm, and were ranked the #1 most downloaded podcast in the world. Following the success of the first 12 shows, Steve, Ricky and Karl continued to produce the programme as an audiobook.

6 Music Radio Show

• See The Steve Show's Wiki Page for more info.

Hot Fuzz

• In 2007, the film Hot Fuzz was released, featuring an appearance by Merchant who plays "Peter Ian Staker" (P.I.Staker - Piss taker), whose swan has run away.

External links

• Complete credits for Stephen Merchant, including Writing, Directing, Performance and Radio Credits
• Curriculum Vitae of Stephen Merchant
• Xfm: Stephen Merchant Biography
• 6 Music homepage
• RaW: Radio Warwick
• Tall man, taller success story - interview in The Telegraph - August 8, 2005
• Stephen Merchant at the Internet Movie Database
• Man Alive! The Stephen Merchant Love Page
• Smerch picture collection on Flickr
• Merchant stars as a radio football sports commentator in comedy sitcom 'No Skillz'