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From [[10 November 2001]]:<br> | From [[10 November 2001]]:<br> | ||
''Right, little kid. He’s in the jungle, right? But he knows a bear and a panther. They’re good friends but, it’s dangerous becaaause you gotta watch out, the tiger and the snake. Now the reason is they don’t mind him but he’s human and he can make fire, they can’t. That’s why he’s sorta in demand even though they conquered the power of speech they can’t make fire. And then, the orangutan gets in. Now, he’s in trouble. But the bear puts coconuts on and makes himself look like it, then they fall off. They gotta get away, but then he mets, like, a girl and it’s… their not, you know.'' - 9/5 | ''Right, little kid. He’s in the jungle, right? But he knows a bear and a panther. They’re good friends but, it’s dangerous becaaause you gotta watch out, the tiger and the snake. Now the reason is they don’t mind him but he’s human and he can make fire, they can’t. That’s why he’s sorta in demand even though they conquered the power of speech they can’t make fire. And then, the orangutan gets in. Now, he’s in trouble. But the bear puts coconuts on and makes himself look like it, then they fall off. They gotta get away, but then he mets, like, a girl and it’s… their not, you know.'' - 9/5 | ||
== Rainman == | |||
From [[17 November 2001]]:<br> | |||
''So... Ok. Right. Rain Man, it's got... Tom Cruise in it. And he's alright, he's normal, but he finds out he's got a brother who's a bit mad, Dustin Hoffman is doing it, right, and it’s meant to be, he's all weird but he's meant to be, so it's good acting. Now, he - oh, God - he needs to keep his brother, but they don't want him to have a brother, and ... he doesn't remember a lot, but he dropped him in the bath and burned him when he was little, clumsy idiot. But then he finds out he can make a bit of money so they get the same suits, and they go "Bet 2 for good, 1 --" because he's got special powers, so he can know what the, what the roulette. And he wins that, and he drops them toothpicks, he he knows how many there are, and he recognises the waitress he saw through the book. He's got all his football cards, don't put them out of order, don't go in the telephone box with him he smells, and get him back in time for Jeopardy or watch it. Anyway, then he'll slap his head and get worried, Quantas don't crash, so he's got a … all that, and in the end he doesn't, I don't think, but they'll … at least they've met each other.'' - 9/10 | |||
==List of Film Reviews== | ==List of Film Reviews== | ||
*[[10 November 2001]]: ''The Jungle Book'' (9/5) | *[[10 November 2001]]: ''The Jungle Book'' (9/5) | ||
Revision as of 01:41, 13 September 2007
Ricky's Film Review was a feature on Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant's Xfm radio show in which Gervais would incompetently "review" a film.
Details
Ricky's "reviews" would usually consist of him solely describing the plot in a childish way, missing out major plot points in the film and instead focusing on the least important part. The films that were reviewed were always years old, and Ricky would ask directors to pay to him for a good review. However, despite Ricky's threatening to give a bad review for if he didn't get paid, he always gave films 9s.
The Jungle Book
From 10 November 2001:
Right, little kid. He’s in the jungle, right? But he knows a bear and a panther. They’re good friends but, it’s dangerous becaaause you gotta watch out, the tiger and the snake. Now the reason is they don’t mind him but he’s human and he can make fire, they can’t. That’s why he’s sorta in demand even though they conquered the power of speech they can’t make fire. And then, the orangutan gets in. Now, he’s in trouble. But the bear puts coconuts on and makes himself look like it, then they fall off. They gotta get away, but then he mets, like, a girl and it’s… their not, you know. - 9/5
Rainman
From 17 November 2001:
So... Ok. Right. Rain Man, it's got... Tom Cruise in it. And he's alright, he's normal, but he finds out he's got a brother who's a bit mad, Dustin Hoffman is doing it, right, and it’s meant to be, he's all weird but he's meant to be, so it's good acting. Now, he - oh, God - he needs to keep his brother, but they don't want him to have a brother, and ... he doesn't remember a lot, but he dropped him in the bath and burned him when he was little, clumsy idiot. But then he finds out he can make a bit of money so they get the same suits, and they go "Bet 2 for good, 1 --" because he's got special powers, so he can know what the, what the roulette. And he wins that, and he drops them toothpicks, he he knows how many there are, and he recognises the waitress he saw through the book. He's got all his football cards, don't put them out of order, don't go in the telephone box with him he smells, and get him back in time for Jeopardy or watch it. Anyway, then he'll slap his head and get worried, Quantas don't crash, so he's got a … all that, and in the end he doesn't, I don't think, but they'll … at least they've met each other. - 9/10
List of Film Reviews
- 10 November 2001: The Jungle Book (9/5)
- 17 November 2001: Rainman (9/10)
- 01 December 2001: My Left Foot (9/10)
- 08 December 2001: Schindler's List (9/10)