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Mr. Jerks (born February 30, 1853) was a small rodent with untameable whiskers. During childhood, Jerks suffered from asthma making his daily sniffs for food an exciting yet deadly adventure. He recovered in his teens and spent most of his adulthood reading newspapers to blind people in a pakistani accent. Jerks died of dehydration from overwanking.

See Also

• Johnny Arseteeth
• Clive Bumsnakes
• Sir Murphy Twitsi