Suzanne

Suzanne Whiston is Karl's longtime girlfriend. At one point, she had a haircut that looked like Dave Hill from Slade, according to Karl. She received a 80 count package of condoms from Boots from Karl one Christmas. She later received a posh badge on her most recent birthday. She and Karl met while they were working at Key 102, a radio station in Manchester. Karl impressed her with his editing skills. She paid for Karl's hot chocolate, and bought him a kitkat on a later date, which impressed him considerably. Because Karl hasn't spent any money on Suzanne in eleven years he is said to be "up on the deal".

Karl's ability to find and keep a girlfriend has been greeted by amazement by listeners to the Ricky Gervais show podcast.

Suzanne is a producer for Match of the Day, a football programme. She worked on the 2006 World Cup.

Russell Brand incorrectly declared Karl to be 'single' on his radio show recently.