16 November 2002

Karl Pilkington: Genius?

Karl is referred to as a genius in Heat magazine. The magazine claimed that people were tuning in to here Karl's features such as Rockbusters and Educating Ricky. Ricky and Steve are perplexed by Heat's claims.

Auntie Nora's valances

Another classic entry into the Pilkington family scrapbook! Karl finishes a point he began at the end of the last show, by enlightening Ricky and Steve about Auntie Nora's habit of covering things in her house with valances. Also, we find out Auntie Nora doesn't like watching television so she tapes everything. Karl reinterates the tale of Auntie Nora's passing wind for five minutes. As Steve says "She sounds like a Pilkinton!"

=="London's rubbish innit"

Karl feels that Ricky is deliberately making fun of Manchester to annoy him. Karl makes his problems with London clear, and says he had an issue buying soil in London, but you "can't move for paninnis".

"Chicken you believe it?" refers to this story: http://www.miketheheadlesschicken.org/