Ricky Gervais Quotes By Topic

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This a collection of opinions and quotes by Ricky Gervais listed by topic. Click here to see Ricky Gervais Quotes By Date.

Ricky to Karl

"There is no way! A monkey launched a rocket!! You idiot!"
-Podcast Series 1, Episode One

(Making a chimp sound) "a-a.. You go for the nose.. a-a-a I'll go for his bollocks a-a-a-a-a-a"
-Podcast Series 1, Episode Three

"Go wash your hands, after licking your hands - you're not a cat!"

"So what you're really doing is watching another bloke wank?"

"Karl, you're an idiot!"

"Don't talk shit."

"You've got a head like a fucking orange..."

"Robin's arms are podgy and very white. They look sort of inflated so they have no shape or features like fat sausages." - While reading a diary he made on Robin Ince on the commentary of Politics

Ricky as a Kid

"I say 'tube'..."