Fame Souvenir Program Podcast
This podcast was specially recorded to be given away at Ricky's Fame shows in late summer 2007.
Karl starts things off with another tale of his busted boiler. He twice had a repair man over to take a look at it and both times was told that he needed a new one. Karl's dad informed him that he had a cousin who was a "boiler man." When the cousin was summoned to help out, his entire family decided to stop by Karl's house for a visit, as they had not seen each other in many years. This causes Karl much anxiety.
It then moves on to a discussion of a film idea that Karl pitched to a British motion picture company. The movie would star Rebecca De Mornay and "Clive Warren" (Karl meant Clive Owen), and it would tell the story of a woman who has half of her dead husband's brain surgically implanted inside her own. Her body / his brain end up having a lesbian affair with the husband's former lover. Morgan Freeman plays the doctor. Ricky declares this to be the most ludicrous idea for any art form ever.
Steve wraps things up with a reading from Karl's forthcoming book, Happyslapped By A Jellyfish.
Quotes
"Who the fuck's Clive Warren?!" - Ricky
"If you just talk, I find that your mouth comes out with stuff." - Karl
"There's no such thing as a brain donor. We've explained this to you before." - Ricky, to Karl
"I saw a programme on Channel 5, where a monkey brain was still alive and it was stuck on a stick" - Karl
"If there's rubbish there, it means that it was a good place to camp" - Karl
"Have you just got this factually inaccurate - 'cause it's a load of old toss!" - Steve, on Karl's new book