08 December 2001
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Track Listing
1. Some Great Tunes (h:mm:ss)
Ricky and Steve have some great tunes lined up, but then realize they might not get to play them all if they talk too much.
2. Bibles in His Trousers (0:00:39)
Steve is saddened he never got to see the MC Hammer cartoons [1], and discloses that MC Hammer now tours the religious scene. This doesn't surprise Ricky, since MC Hammer apparently used to keep a lot of bibles in his trousers so he could give them to poor people. According to Ricky, his Film Review has been getting attention from the likes of Scorsese. Steve coins the title Hip-Hop Hooray for the first time. Ricky and Steve offer up their advertising skills to new and upcoming "two-bit bands", but then start making fun of the name "Pilkington" and annoy Karl in the proces.
3. Pilkie's Makin Music (0:05:04)
Karl guesses The Lost Prophets are American. Karl and Steve discover they both had a mobile disco in their younger days. Karl worked together with his mate Colin Makin under the name Pilkie's Makin Music. Steve quizzes the other two on what to play at a wedding do, and gives his rendition of Oh what a night by Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons.
4. K-Fest (0:09:22)
They've been given two tickets for K-Fest to give away, and Ricky and Steve start mocking the obscurity of the bands and artists performing, making Karl laugh. Steve is astounded that not even university educated Ricky knows how to pronounce "Behemoth". You can in the tickets if you call in and answer the question "Who wants to go?".
5. Pissing in the Sink (0:12:36)
Steve's Father got quite upset after listening to the 24 November 2001 show, where Steve slagged of his birthday presents. Ricky retells the Pissing in the Sink story from Xfm Series 0. It turned out that Jane's mother had been listening to that show and asked her daughter about it afterwards. Jane denied everything, telling her Ricky made the lot up.
6. Pissing on Jane (0:16:19)
According to Ricky, there are societies (well, cats) where, when you wee on something you own it. Karl has useful information for people who've been stung by jellyfish. Ricky embarrasses himself some more by telling a story about when he was drunk once, and he mistook the bed for a toilet.
7. A Magpie Called Maggie (0:20:28)
When he was young, Ricky tried to frighten his sister with a snakeskin he had found on the beach, but is told years later by her it had been a used condom. Steve had a mate who gave the kiss of life to a dead bird. Ricky once killed a fish with a bow and arrow, then tried to erase all traces of his fish crime. Karl tells about his pet magpie back in the days when he was selling mackerel.
8. A Couple of Speakers (0:26:24)
9. Ricky's Film Review (0:35:55)
10. That Was a Load of Shit (0:39:32)
11. Where’s Your Head At? (0:42:44)
12. Kiss and Touch Karl (0:45:40)
Quotes
Playlist
Ash - There's a Star
Eminem - The Real Slim Shady
Lost Prophets - Shinobi vs. Dragon Ninja
Coldplay - Yellow
De La Soul - Watch Out
Oasis - Don't Look Back In Anger
Hip-Hop Hooray: Mad Skillz - Ghostwriter
Gorillaz - Rok Da House
Wu Tang Clan - Gravel Pit
Song For The Lovers: Neil Young - Man Needs A Maid
Eels - ?
Muse - Feeling Good
That Playstation Game Sounds Good: Feeder - Just A Day
Radiohead - Just
Song For The Ladies: Drugstore - White Magic For Lovers
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