Stephen Merchant Quotes By Topic
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Karl Pilkington
"I remember the days when Karl didn't even want to be on the air, I remember the days when he was told by the establishment that he wasn't allowed to talk on the air, and now, it's like, as far as he's concerned, he's a third member of the team."
-Xfm series 1, 01 December 2001
Women
"What are girls for?! Girls are for, em, great conversation. They're for enlightening men on all those aspects of life they don't really understand. They're for balancing up the human race. They're for making jokes about in regard to driving." (Chris Evans radio show)
"What do girls want? They want to... have fun? They want to have a good time. If they're Miss World they just want to change the planet and wish there was an end to injustice. What do girls want? If I knew that Chris I wouldn't be here with two blokes! I would not be here on a Saturday afternoon if I knew what girls wanted, believe me." (Chris Evans radio show)
Money
"If you invite a girl out to dinner, I don't see why she should expect a pudding." - in an interview with Russell Brand