Suzanne

Suzanne Whiston is Karl's longtime girlfriend. At one point, she had a haircut that looked like Dave Hill from Slade, according to Karl. She received a 80 count package of condoms from Boots from Karl one Christmas. She later received a posh badge on her most recent birthday. She and Karl met while he they were working at Key 102, a radio station in Manchester. Karl impressed her with his editing skills. She paid for Karl's hot chocolate, which impressed him considerably.

Karl's ability to find and keep a girlfriend has been greeted by amazement by listeners to the Ricky Gervais show podcast.

Suzanne is a producer for Match of the Day, a football programme. She worked on the 2006 World Cup.

Russell Brand incorrectly declared Karl to be 'single' on his radio show recently.