31 August 2002/Transcript

This is a transcription of the 31 August 2002 episode, from Xfm Series 2

In The Beginning

Ricky: Back to form there - Oasis and Little By Little. This is Xfm 104.9, I'm Ricky Gervais, who are you?

Steve: Er, my name's Steve Merchant, good to see you.

Ricky: Thanks. Er, with us, er, the producer in the studio is Karl Pilkington. And he'll be doing the er buttons...

Steve: Yeah? You made a good effort there...

Ricky laughs

Steve: But er...

Ricky: Got bored.

Steve: Words are your enemy Rick, and they defeated you once again...