28 December 2002/Transcript
This is a transcript of the 28 December 2002 episode, from Xfm Series 2.
Forrest Gump + Wheelie Bin = Offense
Ricky: 104.9, I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Stephen Merchant.
Steve: Hello there.
Ricky: It's the 'best of', you've been voting in all week, sending in your emails, so here's the clips that you wanted.
Classic link: I've Just Nicked Five of Your DVDs
A Hourse
Steve: Xfm 104.9, Ricky and I are on holiday obviously, it's Christmas time, but Karl is here in the studio, he's pressing buttons, alright Karl?
Karl: Alright?
Ricky laughs like a horse.
Sound effect of a tape loading
Classic link: The Horse in the House - part 1
Chasing Cars
Song: The Velvet Underground - Waiting for the Man
Classic link: The Horse in the House - part 2
Five Fingers Is Enough
Classic link: Karl's Removal Man
Classic link: I Was Watchin All This Life Goin On
The Clues Don't Work
Ricky: Hello, you're listening to the best of, basically, Karl Pilkington.
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Classic link: Wet-Knee Houston
Karl Pilkington: Genius Or Fool?
Ricky: 104.9, Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, we're not actually here, it's the 'best of'.
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Classic link: The Old Man And The Twix
Song: The Libertines - Time for Heroes
Cheese Is In My Blood
Ricky: ...you've been voting in all week, sending in your emails, so here's the clips that you wanted.
Sound effect of a tape loading
Classic link: It Was the Cakes Again
This Was Literally Ages Ago
Ricky: Alright, Xfm 104.9, Ricky Gervais, Steve Merchant, Karl Pilkington, not here, it's the 'best of', you've been voting in all week, sending in your emails, so here's the clips that you wanted.
Sound effect of a tape loading
Classic link: Off With His Head
Song: Richard Ashcroft - Check the Meaning
Brian Blessed Shit Himself Once
Ricky: This is Xfm 104.9 I'm Ricky Gervais, with me Stephen Merchant.
Steve: Hello.
Ricky: You're listening to the best of, basically, Karl Pilkington.
Sound effect of a tape loading
Classic link: Money For Old Rope