09 March 2002/Transcript
This is a transcript of the 09 March 2002 episode, from Xfm Series 1
Steve's Toilet Trauma
Ricky: White Stripes. Fell in love with a girl. XFM 104.9. Five past 1, of a Saturday. That's what DJ's say.
Steve: Of a Saturday, yeah.
Ricky: Yeah.
Steve: Of a Saturday.
Ricky: Yeah. Fast approaching...
Steve: Yeah. Time fast approaching ten past 1.
Ricky Laughs
Steve: What do you mean, it's fast approaching? What, is it speeding up, is it? Time speeding up as it gets towards ten past 2? SHUT UP!
Ricky: Ricky Gervais, obviously.
Steve: With him, Steve Merchant.
Ricky: Yeah, and Karl Pilkington.
Steve: Let's not forget Karl P, Karl P, the K-Man.
Ricky: He's growing on people now.
Steve: People love him, people love him.
Ricky: People were thinking, Oh God, Oh, he's too much...now they love him! I mean, same as you. Er, they still think you talk a bit too much. But they love Karl, er, you know, I shouldn't say that, you know, it'd, er, rock your confidence, but I, er.
Steve: Exactly, exactly.
Ricky: Yeah.
Steve: Yeah, I, er, a man of nerves....Sorry, Rick, I'm sidetracked, I'm looking on the internet here, on the website for XFM...
Ricky: Yeah, bored?
Steve: Partly bored, but also I was looking on there the other day...
Ricky: Nothing I said though, was it?
Steve: No no no no...
Ricky: Right.
Steve: and there was, er, some people commentating on the show...
Ricky: Yeah.
Steve: And one person on there, I'm trying to find it here, I don't want to misquote them.
Ricky: Yeah.
Steve: But basically, as far as I remember, they said that, er, we knew even less about the music than the DJ's that are on in the week.
Ricky: Right! That's, er, I think, that is scientifically impossible.
Steve: Yeah.
Ricky: So they've embarrassed themselves.
Steve: Exactly.
Ricky: I think, I think it's impossible.
Steve: You can't know less than the people in the week!
Ricky: I don't think so.
Steve: It's just, it's just...
Ricky: I...
Steve: It's like trying to multiple zero.
Ricky: Yeah, yeah.
Steve: You just end up with zero.
Ricky: Yeah.
Steve: It doesn't make sense.
Ricky: I'll check with Steve Taylor, the man with the knowledge.
Steve: Yeah.
Ricky: Um, he should know. But I...
Steve: Check him later.
Ricky: I'm pretty...I don't think that's...That's really annoying.
Steve: That's so annoying. Because I tell ya this, we are passionate about the music, and we do know what we're talking about.
Ricky: Yeah.
Steve: Just 'cos we don't read the back of the CD box.
{{Ricky|No.}]
Steve: Like Claire Sturgess, or...
Ricky: Or play the list we're given with the 9 CD's on the playlist every month.
Steve: There's a piece of paper here...
Ricky: Karl's looking at me, he's thinking, Ohh no, we're having a go!
Steve: You're giving away the magic of radio!
Ricky Laughs.
Steve: You get pieces of paper here, and they've got loads of details, like, for instance, the White Stripes, this is the next single of White Blood Cells, February 2002. Now it sounds like we know about the music!
Ricky: Yeah.
Steve: Just read it off a piece of paper.
Ricky: Exactly. Where as, when we say about music and we're wrong, at least it's cos we didn't know!
Steve: Exactly.
Ricky: See!
Steve: Alright!...Don't criticise us.
Song:Nirvana - All Apologies
CURRENT POINT 2:21 (Temporary mark so I can continue the transcript easily.) --Damianjmcgrath 21:34, 16 October 2007 (BST)
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