04 May 2002
 November 2001 - May 2002 List of episodes |
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| For a full transcript of this episode see 04 May 2002/Transcript |
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1. The Queen Mum Used To Have A Right Mouth On Her
Karl talks to Steve and Ricky about how the Queen Mum used to have a bad mouth on her. Ricky is nonplussed until realising that Karl believes the story told to him in the week with him and Steve doing impressions of her with swear words in.
2. A Bronze Is Pointless
Ricky and Steve discuss the Sony Awards that they recently attended and go into detail of what happened and how Ricky doesn't get out of bed for bronze. Ricky then goes on to talk of how he swore on live TV. Karl then compares getting a bronze to coming in last in a marathon. They then go on to discuss the Olympics and Steve's sport in high school.
3. The Hair of a Chinaman
After an anecdote of how Steve never won the gold medal in the high jump in high school and describes his appearance back in those days, Ricky asks Karl about what he looked like in those days. Karl then goes on to tell that his barber told him he had the hair of a Chinaman.
4. The Taxman Cometh
Steve tells of how he did a DJ set for an Xfm party and made some money. He says that the taxman wont know about the 200 quid he made. He then realises what he has said and tries to make it sound better by sucking up to the taxman and saying he will notify them ASAP.
5. Karl a Homosexual?
Ricky and Steve discuss how in a previous show they told Karl that he would need to pretend he was Steve's boyfriend to get in to the Sony's. They then ask him who he would go out with if he was gay.
6. Karls Room 102
Ricky and Steve ask Karl what he would put in Room 101 if he was on the show.
7. Walk Like an Egypt Bloke
Karl tells the story of lizards in Egypt that make holes in the sand in the desert. They hide in these holes but are in danger because a local Egypt bloke takes them out and uses them to make shoes. He says that scorpions also like to go into the holes and protect the lizards from the lizard hunter.
8. Stars In Their Eyes
The guys discuss Stars In Their Eyes and how no-one becomes famous due to it.
9. The Talent Show
Karl discuses a talent show where he dressed as a woman and danced and then done some magic.
10. Enhance Karl's Life
The gang run a competition to win a bag from the Sony's signed by many celebrities. In order to win this prize they have to offer Karl things that they think will enhance his life. The one he chooses wins the signed bag. He chooses an urban legends book.
11. Room 101 Part 2
His last Room 101 entry and this one is holidays. He tells of a holiday where he and his girlfriend went to a resteraunt that was run by midgets. Karl then says that one of them was chatting up his girlfriend Suzanne.
12. Karls Presents
As it is the last show of the series Karl gives a gift to Ricky and a gift to Steve. He gives Ricky a Mr. Ben's book of fables and Steve a book of chat-up lines.
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